[audience cheering]
Is someone sitting here?
Quiet! This is a library!
Whoa, who's that?
That's the substitute library, Mrs. Hushbaum.
[horn blowing]
I said quiet!
You're still yapping!
This little piggy needs a trim.
This little piggy's too long.
This little piggy looks infected.
- Ew. - Hey, hey, hey!
Silencio!
This is a library, not a yapatorium.
[phone ringing]
This alarm means that it's lunchtime!
Popcorn's ready in five, four, three, two, one!
[microwave beeping]
Whoa, hot!
[screaming]
Oh, oh!~
- Are you OK, Mrs. Hushbaum? - Oh, shut it!
Enough outbursts. People are trying to study.
- But I... - Shush!
This is a library, not a blabber-dashery.
Oh!
I got artificial butter flavoring on my lucky moccasins!
♪ Scrub, scrub, scrubbing my mocks ♪
Scrub, scrub, scrub, oh.
Gotta dry my mockies!
See you later, blue thing.
Who wears moccasins?
That's your complaint? Who uses appliances in a library?
Zip it!
Enough with the talk-foolery!
This is a library, not a chatnasium.
[buzzing]
What an unusual place to get a tattoo.
The arm?
- That's a very common place-- - No, no, the library!
For the love of solitude!
Stop talking!
What does this say?
I said, what does this say?
- Quiet? - Stop talking!
I need to go to a quiet relaxing place.
I'm going to escape reality!
Wow!
Now I'm in a reality that's virtual.
Ah, I'm on the beach.
Everything is so peaceful and quiet.
Oh!
Oh, a shark!
Oh, everybody out of the water!
Good thing I have my harpoon!
Ah! Ah!
- Look out! - That's it, I'm out!
- Ridiculous! - Hey, shush!
Storm out of here more quietly!