- You can mess, here play with mine, I'll play with yours.
Oh!
- [Camera Man] Have you guys played with legos before?
- Foof, oh yeah.
When I was like 11 or 12 I built the Death Star
so this is gonna be, this is just child's play for me.
- I have little to no experience building legos.
Probably say I'm a beginner.
I have a lot of experience stepping on them,
destroying them.
- I'm gonna be building a bulldozer.
- I have been tasked with building a multi-piece lego set,
a dinosaur, a train and a tiny house.
- We're back baby! (laughing)
We have three in one legos, I believe.
I have a dinosaur.
What about you, what do you have?
- Yeah, (beep) you.
- You tear o-- - It's a robot and it's sick.
- K what does your box say for the age?
Other side.
- My box says seven plus. - Seven plus.
- Which means it's like seven to 50.
- Mine is seven to 12.
Literally only someone ages seven to 12 can do this
which I kinda think is (beep).
- Here we go, all right.
- Fist thing about legos, when you open the bag,
you have to just spill it all out at once.
Oh good, that's good.
- Can we get some music?
(laughing) All right.
- K so the first thing it wants me to do is build the guy.
They gave him one of those drills,
which is weird 'cause if you're driving a bulldozer,
you don't need one of those drills, but hey.
- (beep), this is really hard right now.
(laughing)
- She's on step two.
Listen, legos are not for the weak.
All right, legos are for the strong.
Legos are for those who are aged seven and above.
Stop, grow up.
- I'm buildin' a house right now.
Is this a race, are we racing?
- No no no.
- Whose hands were meant to do this?
Oh wait, a tiny child's.
- Children's.
- I have very big hands.
That's a lie, I have small hands,
but they're still too big for these legos.
I'm still gonna out performs everyone's expectations
because that's the type of individual that I am.
- People don't expect much, Autumn.
Don't, don't, please don't.
- Movin' on, I am on step number 10.
- Happy for you.
I'm on 31.
(laughing)
- Number 10. - That's not a joke.
- Number 10 of three things,
which means I'm basically on the same step as you.
- Interesting math there.
Listen, I don't wanna fight.
- I do.
- I'm on step three. (laughing)
I'm on step three, what step are you on?
Six?
Holy (beep).
- Sometimes when you're better than everyone, it's hard.
You just have to block out what the hater's say.
- 'Cause the haters don't want you to build.
What would we say to the hater's?
- (beep) the haters.
- Can't say that. - Oh, bleep the haters.
My pants are really tight right now.
- Wait wait wait, wait wait. - It's really true.
- You're saying your pants are tight?
- Yeah.
- Can you stand up real quick and show people--
- No.
- Please show everybody your pants.
- These are, no no no, these are, did you see that?
They're not pants, they're not pants.
- Why don't you-- - Her pants are too tight.
- Why don't you focus--
- And the front part of the pants is cut off.
- Why don't you focus on the task at hand.
- I am focused, I'm doing both, I'm doing both.
- Focus on the task at hand.
- What step are you on, oh nine?
- What step are you on? Yeah (beep) that's what I thought.
- Look at that, and then.
- The mobility is impressive, I'll give you that.
- I'm building a machine here.
This is really nostalgic for me.
Like a pretty girl just yelling, being mean to me
and the whole time I'm just trying to build legos.
- Used to it, get used to it.
- I'm just trying to build legos
and the whole time I'm being yelled at.
- But that's your problem, you know what I mean?
All right guys, we got the wheels on, mm, ready?
- Mhmm, let me see.
Am I really building a dinosaur,
does this look like the makings of a dinosaur to you?
Seriously, what does it look like?
It looks like I'm building another (beep).
What did I build, a tractor, a bull, thank you,
I built a bulldozer.
This looks like another (bleep) bulldozer.
- We are such a good team.
- Yeah.
- What's it like to build a (beep) lego?
- I'm not gonna help you anymore.
- You're not--
- I'm not gonna help you anymore.
- You know what, you haven't helped much at all, so.
- Yeah, and whatever help I was--
- Get over it. - I'm over it.
- I'm not gonna help you.
- Good, I'm over it too. - You're on your own.
(laughing) This is what she's done so far.
- K, this is a (beep) powerhouse.
I really need your help.
- You serious?
- No.
This is the beginning of a keyboard
and it's shocking because it's so life like.
Key one, boom.
I'm like the Elon Musk of legos.
- And so humble.
- (beep) these are legs, these are legs you guys.
They stand up.
I am shocked and confused.
These are wings.
This is so the guy can fly
and he's gonna fly far and wide, baby.
We're going back to doing another wing.
- Hey, check this out, check this out.
- I'm done with you.
Can you get this off for me?
- Are you (beep) serious?
- So this is my dinosaur,
but I think it says that I'm done now.
- Really?
- What are all these extra pieces for?
All right, I'm putting the jet pack with the flames
on the guy.
- Oh that's tight. - Isn't it?
- Your guy has a jet back? - Isn't it?
- It is, it is tight.
- Your guys actually has a jet pack?
- But I'm actually not sure how this is supposed to go
because, oh, got it, it goes the other way.
- Oh wait, I'm done, that's it, I'm just done.
That's it.
I'll wait for you to finish.
Take your time.
I've got nothing better to do.
Did you (beep) finish before me?
No (beep) (beep) way dude.
- This, my friends, is the finalized product.
Hold on. (laughing)
Okay, this is the finalized product.
- Hold on. - And it is sick.
- No.
- He has legs that can move,
he has (beep) arms that can move.
Hey guess what?
Just chillin' waiting for you to finish.
Hey, hey it's me, how's your dinosaur coming?
- Oh no, I'm literally never gonna live this down.
Okay, I'm--
- It would be nice if you could ever finish.
- I mean, how does it look like I did?
Pretty (beep) incredible.
- I smashed it.
- You did smash it.
- Look at my collection.
This belongs in a show case.
- I think my work speaks for itself.
I came out here and I performed and Autumn did her thing.
She built this wonderful little (beep) house.
- I built five things, he built--
- She built this little dinosaur.
- Stop (beep).
Would I do this in my free time drunk or sober?
Probably drunk.
- If I would just hypothetically build legos
in my free time, hypothetically,
I'd probably do it both sober and drunk.
And there it is, and there it is.
- The end.
- Good job.
(hand clapping)
(upbeat music)