LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
NOW TENSIONS ARE HIGH IN THE NATION'S CAPITOL TODAYMENT
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI SPOKE OUT THIS MORNING
AND SAID THAT AS FAR AS THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION GOES,
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS QUOTE ENGAGED IN A COVERUP.
YEAH.
COVERUP.
YEAH, I THINK SO.
(LAUGHTER) HE'S ENGAGED IN COVERUP,
FOUNDATION, CONCEALER, BRONZER, POSSIBLY A LITTLE LIP LINER, BUT
NANCE'S PELOSI WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH TRUMP IN THE WHITE
HOUSE TODAY TO DISCUSS INFRASTRUCTURE.
BUT AFTER HEARING ABOUT PELOSI'S QUOTE, AND THIS IS TRUE, TRUMP
WALKED INTO THE MEETING, SAID HE REFUSED TO WORK WITH DEMOCRATS
AND STORMED OUT AFTER ONLY THREE MINUTES.
NOW THIS CONFUSED ME A LOT BECAUSE IS HE SAYING THAT UP
UNTIL THIS POINT HE WAS WORKING WITH THE DEMOCRATS?
(LAUGHTER) THE LAST TWO YEARS WERE HIS
VERSION OF THINGS GOING WELL?
THE PRESIDENT SAID HE WON'T WORK WITH DEMOCRATS UNTIL THEIR QUOTE
PHONEY INVESTIGATIONS WERE OVER.
HE THEN DEMANDED TO SEE HILLARY'S EMAILS AND OBAMA'S
BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
EVEN THOUGH IT ONLY LASTED THREE MINUTES, THE MEETING DID CONFIRM
THE NEED FOR BETTER INFRASTRUCTURE BECAUSE
EVERYTHING CONNECTING THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW IS CLEARLY
FALLING APART.
IT DIDN'T END THERE.
HE WALKED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND GAVE AN UNSCHEDULED PRESS
CONFERENCE IN THE ROSE GARDEN.
LOOK AT THIS.
>> I WALK INTO LOOK AT PEOPLE THAT HAVE JUST SAID THAT I WAS
DOING A COVERUP.
I DON'T DO COVERUPS.
YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT, PROBABLY BETTER THAN ANYBODY.
>> James: YEAH, NO, WE DON'T.
(LAUGHTER) NO, WE DON'T, UNFORTUNATELY.
TRUMP SAYS HE DOESN'T DO COVERUPS.
AND IF ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE, HE'S WILLING TO PAY THEM HUSH
MONEY.
(LAUGHTER) TRUMP THEN CONTINUED.
HE SAID I WOULD NEVER SUPPORT A COVERUP.
I LOVE BIKINIS, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
THEN THE PRESIDENT STARTED RAMBLING ABOUT THE RUSSIA
INVESTIGATION AND HOW IT EXPANDED TO INCLUDE HIS SON
DONALD, JR.'S COMMUNICATIONS.
>> AND FOR A YEAR I HEARD ABOUT PHONE CALLS WENT TO A SPECIAL
NUMBER, UNAUTHORIZED.
AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY SON DON, WHO IS A GOOD YOUNG MAN,
WHO'S GONE THROUGH HELL.
>> James: NOW DONALD TRUMP IS RIGHT, HE IS.
HE IS RIGHT.
HEARING ABOUT YOUR 72 YEAR OLD FATHER HAVING SEX WITH A PORN
STAR DOES SOUND LIKE HELL.
(LAUGHTER) DOESN'T IT?
NO, THAT S NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT ABOUT THEIR DAD.
SPEAKING OF TRUMP'S SON, TODAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT DONALD,
JR. HAS JUST SIGNED A LUCRATIVE NEW BOOK DEAL DEAL, NO WORD ON
WHO WILL WRITE IT T IT WILL DEFINITELY NOT BE DONALD, JR.
(APPLAUSE) IT IS GOING TO BE A BOOK ABOUT
POLITICS AND HIS LIFE, IT IS LESS OF A SELF-HELP BOOK, MORE
OF A DADDY'S HELP BOOK.
WE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO GET OUR HANDS ON AN ADVANCED COPY.
WE'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
LOOK AT THIS, EAT, PRAY, SMOKE KSH-- THERE IS A NEW BEAUTY
TREND TAKING JOATION MEDIA BY STORM, THIS IS TRUE, NOSE HAIR
EXTENDINGS.
LOOK AT THIS, YES, YES, CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR GREAT UNG
SELL NOW AN INSTAGRAM TREND.
CAN YOU BRIEF THIS SAY TREND, AS IF PUBERTY WASN'T CONFUSING
ENOUGH ALREADY.
MOM, WHY DOES CINDY HAVE MORE NOSE HAIR THAN I DO.
IF YOU ASK ME, I THINK NOSE HAIR IS TOTALLY 2018.
TRUST ME, THIS YEAR ST ALL ABOUT EAR HAIR.