-I don't play games with pink things!
-Yah!That's gross!
-SHUT UP!!
*Anthony f*cks around*
*ahem ahem*
-Hey man , what's up.
-What are you doing with my mom's yarn.
-Oh , uh-uh-i just sucked the cat.
-What?
-Yeah i sucked up the cat and got its powers , pretty sweet , right?
-But uh , now i have this strange addiction to yarn.
-So.... you have , "cat powers"
-Yea , man.Check it out , i can jump really high!
*Anthony jumps on i p*nis
-And i can sleep for 14 hours a day and only wake up for food and meow like a little bitch if you don't feed me and-
*Anthony is trying to cough a hairball*
*Anthony spits hairball*
-Oaawww , gross!!
-Sooo... what your saying is that you suck things up and get their powers
-Like , Kirby or something?
-No! Wait... actually yes , exactly like Kirby.
-Can you suck this?
*Anthony sucks toaster*
*Anthony sh*tted a toast slice*
-Cool! ASS TOAST!!
*Ian eating toast fast*
-Suck more things!
-Suck on this!
*Anthony sucks blender*
*Anthony blends*
*Anthony "vomits" juice*
-Uh , god i have no idea what's in that smoothie.
-This.. is the greatest frickin smoothie ever!
-Suck my phone!
(phone)-Hi , Ian.Its mom.I just called to say i love you!
-You're the coolest voicemail ever!
(phone)-But if you pee your bed one more time , i am not washing it for yo-
-A-a-okay , that's enough!
-Suck my dic-tionary!
*Anthony sucks dictionary*
-My face is a book.*cringes*
-Get it?
-Face novel?!
-You mean facebook
-Dammit!!
-I knew i messed that up
-Okay , hot shot!Suck on this!
*Anthony sucks hairdryer*
(Then this happends , wow)
*Hairdryer Anthony stops*
-What are you doing?!
-Trust me , man.It will look really sexy in slow motion.
-Hit me again!
*Anthony continues hairdrying
*Ian's "sexy" hair in slowmotion*
-Uhhokay , that actually is pretty sexy
-Oh , dude.Flip me the bird.(WAT?! 0_0)
*Ian flips Anthony the bird*
-No.. the dead one right there!
-Aawapfft , duh!
-Flip!
*Anthony dies*
-Huh , Nice!
-Ooooo!
-Huh?
*Anthony sucks random woman*
-Okay , i think you sucked enough things.
-Oh , come on!You're just jelly because i sucked a hot girl and you didn't!
-Well that "girl" wasn't exactly a girl.She was , kinda a Taiwanese hooker name Bruce.
-So , you're telling me i sucked a guy?!
-Pretty much.
-Yea i was wondering why i didn't get any cool girl powers?
-Like , idk.The ability to shoot milk out of my nipples or something.
-Dude , no girls can do that-
-Wait , why there was a taiwanese male hooker in our house?
-I don't know. Why wou-why would i know that?
-You know what?!I don't even care!I want to suck everything!
-big things , small things , FURRY THINGS!!
-I WANT TO SUCK IT ALL!!!
*black guy is like:someone has a problem"
-Reminds me of mo' college days.
-The more i SUCK , The more ABILITIES I GET!!
-Suck a CAT , jump REALLY HIGH!!
-Suck a refigerator , POOP ICE CUBES!!
-Suck a TAIWANESE HOOKER and get something that i really don't want to talk about
-and i might need to go to the doctors for.
-But you KNOW WHAT?! I DON'T CARE I WANT ALL THE POWEER!!
-ANTHONY , YOU HAVE TO STOP!YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
-I MEAN , ITS OK IN THE VIDEO GAMES
-BUT , THIS IS REAL LIFE!!
-Too bad , IAN.ITS TOO LATE! IN FACT
-I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR POWER IS!!
NO!NO , DON'T SUCK ME BRO!
*Anthony sucks Ian , but it takes a while tho.
*Anthony gets bowl haircut*(YAAAAY)
-All i got is this... bowl haircut?
-AWESOME!! YEAH!
-To see bloopers , and.. this...
*Ian laughes like a monster*
-Click the video right here.
-A couple years ago blenders didn't even exist.
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