you're giving me a little bit like obsessively strong Vibes like I think you're funny like her
and like maybe ish similar-ish looking like if you were brunette maybe this may have been it I may
have backed into an insult here without knowing it no no she's really pretty she's really pretty she
she actually did the White House Correspondence Dinner yeah I think she was one she wasn't the
first female but I think she was the first female like in a while yeah um but yeah she uh and she
actually did a pretty good job too because I mean that's always the hard part with a comedian is
when you get the White House correspondent dinner correspondent Center whatever president
is is there you're automatically going to be like you know oh this liberal or oh she bombed
her and female comedians have a harder time I truly I truly believe that um just because
not only does looks count you know but the way you land a joke you can't you know you can't be
that like you know people sometimes don't find that funny you know it's I don't know if female
comedians have a harder time I just think a bunch of other female comedians have ruined it for you
her old stand-up where she would talk about her mom about like the first time she got
her mom high and she's like oh I could go get some popcorn you know excellent like she would do funny
impressions of her mom and her old stand-up was good and then she got like activist and
I was like okay click why does that always happen it's the activist or like literally
every joke becomes about a vagina like every single joke it's like okay like vaginas are
great and wonderful and funny sometimes but not all the time like and and some of these chicks
like Amy Schumer oh God like uh I just wanna I hate that that's all Amy Schumer is what comes
up that's how you know there's not enough good female Comics because people always go oh Amy
Schumer is like their their basis for comparison Sarah Silverman had a great comedy moment once
she did but also went activist well I was gonna say it was at the beginning of way of the gun
when she got punched in the face by Ryan Felipe that was [ __ ] hilarious haven't seen that one uh
oh I agree that's like the best intro to a movie of all time a way of the gun the first like five
minutes isn't it okay so yeah Benicio del Toro and Ryan Felipe sit on this guy's BMW and he's
uh he's with Sarah Silverman in a line waiting to get into a club and she's like hey you [ __ ] get
off the car and she starts screaming at them and saying all this [ __ ] and uh right Felipe said
wait how many naughty words can I use all of them yeah okay let's use the N word I preserve
no no no no no he just says uh he says shut that cunt's mouth before I come over there and [ __ ]
start her head wow and then yeah oh God it's beautiful it's like seriously way of the gun
is this under underrated film that's fantastic but it's also got the best first five minutes
um of any movie I've ever seen that sounds great well I know what I'm watching this weekend
the one comedian I will say that I loved and I loved my grandmother loved her uh because I think
she was just very new wave and kind of walked so the rest of the female Comics could run was
Joan Rivers I loved Joan Rivers um and she and she died for her comedy when she called Michelle Obama
a transgender and then went on that operating table to get her her face lift fixed and she died
you can't tell me that had anything to do there's no base Fair yes yeah that's what happens when
you out Big Mike you're not gonna live through it yeah she and she and papa Scalia went together to
the sky oh my God yeah Joan is such a such a big inspiration for me when I would do these roast
battles and also like now just for a regular stand-up because she was just ruthless and so
on and that's the thing you don't even think of it as like mean just say like what is the most honest
you could be and that's usually a good roast joke yeah oh yeah yeah the uh those are great roasts
also like the completely flippant Rose first like when you need to roast someone who actually needs
to be put down like the Heckler or whatever you got to stop them because they're being a piece
of [ __ ] like you give them a no effort like grade school insult and they're so pissed off
that you didn't put any thought into it oh it's um that's magic that's the spice and they're like
no I thought I was gonna get something clever it's like no you're just you're just gay yeah
you have high-waisted feminine hips sit down you know Shaq yeah looking at their hips like oh God
I wasn't even thinking about that I think a lot about the whole and someone asked me this in an
interview this week like do women comedians have it harder and I and I it's I think it's kind of
a dumb question because I don't know what it's like to be a male comedian so I have nothing to
compare it to and it's like you can also make the argument it's hard for everybody like it's
particularly hard for white guys right now because they are called a dime a dozen they go oh you're
not like diverse enough for any of the roles or like nobody wants to see you and like a lot of
show producers are not you know that they're just going out of their way to Virtue signal by booking
a really diverse lineup and I think women early in their comedy careers can take advantage of the
best even if you're a little bit good-looking you know and someone has a crush on you like that you
can get booked a lot off of that and nobody wants to really talk about that but it's like all right
that'll be your your alley-oop but then you have to be funny you have to take it from there right
right so right and that guy there was a guy who flat out said that on uh it was a show a
couple years ago and he got pilloried for it but basically he's like yeah if like a female comedian
was cute and wanted on set like she just he'd just get a [ __ ] out of her and and then oh is it Joey
Diaz yeah yeah oh yeah Joey Diaz it was huge he's hard to look at I'm surprised I mean he must had
a really good show if people were blowing him up yeah yeah oh okay Frank said he was joking
kids he's talking about how that can happen okay oh okay okay poor Joey Diaz I was I was about to
be happy for how many blow jobs he got but yeah but then it's not true but there's there's also
this whole premise though like for example I when I was in uh DC um I saw Michelle wolf um
oh my God hi everybody I did the White House correspondence dinner it's me and with her
with her like little fro I mean I mean she's she's sweet like when she was like walking through the
crowd but like I'm like the two people before her were ten times funnier yes they were men but all
of her jokes weren't Landing they were all social justice Warriors and she's like you know why women
have it bad and we're like why do we have it bad like it was one of these things like you just saw
her drowning and you're like do we help her do we just let it happen ever comes after do you know
why it's hard to be a woman it's like uh I mean I'm sure I have a bunch of promises well then
that's like I have a bunch of jokes like that but not hard to be a woman it's just hard to be you
I do it no yeah but so she started like with all these social justice political jokes and then
when she saw that the audience just wasn't responding even after a two-drink minimum
um yeah she just started in his sex jokes and then people started laughing but I was like you
know like George Carlin said like talking about current events and going resorting to sex jokes is
lazy comedy he talked about this all the time um and it's one of those things where art events is
considered lazy too I feel perfectly also this is also though from the freaking goat himself who was
like literally sprouting you know philosophical ideas you know per show you know and he and he
wasn't very um improv like he was more scripted and you know but no I mean like just when you
see women resorting to sex jokes um I don't know I'm just kind of like really like I do but I try
not to do too many of them well that's the thing yeah you can't do too many you know like you could
do dating jokes and a couple here and there but when that's all it is I forget who it was well
I mean Amy Schumer that was the whole premise of hers what was it before her baby stand up
um and it got it gross it works if you're not graphic like I have 10 minutes on getting a
Brazilian wax but it's not about like my vagina per se it's more about my relationship with the
waxer and how it's awkward and like how she's like making fun of me like saying it looks like I have
like a big cooch or something like it's it's more just about like the awkwardness rather than like
yeah like I I don't like it when women are talking about like but that's like a guy talking about a
massage blood and stuff yeah when you wait a guy time tell me more about guys getting massages I'm
very interested I'm trying to remember the oh it was I think it was either Joe Coy or
Bert Kreischer where they talked about getting a massage for the first time or no John Mulaney
and he goes he goes she told me Laney's pretty funny oh I love he went to say Ignatius out here
in Chicago and that story that he talks about in his stand-up about all the kids at the house where
he threw a beer bottle on the floor and said scatter what all the cops showed up my second
oldest brother was at that party that was a true story yeah you could fact check that joke that has
been fact-checked um but no he says he's like she told me to dress to my comfort level or dress down
to my comfort level level so I put on a turtleneck you know and it's just he talks about you know but
it's not so much the sex stuff but it it could get sexual but but yeah like relaxing I mean that's
like every chick does it you know a great audio book would just be recordings like just audio
recordings of women talking to their Brazilian specialist like that would be [ __ ] hilarious
wow like that should just be a podcast like today today in vagina town or whatever I don't know yeah
it's called clean that grout yeah exactly clean that grout oh
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