Hey Gang!
It’s Gavin, Sometimes evolution really shoes the touch!
Here are nature’s weirdest animals!
#9 This next animal is straight out of a Sci
Fi Movie.
Its called the lamprey and it looks like its just trying to lay its eggs in your lungs.
Lampreys are described as a fishlike, jawless vertebrate in Agnatha class that can grow
to be about 40 inches long.
They live in coastal and fresh waters in temperate regions.
Lampreys are a pair of rid sick and car sit poor species that are most well-known by their
method of feeding.
They latch themselves onto other fish and then go to town!
They stick there thorned and funnel-like mouths onto their tray.
The Lamprey’s teeth more into the mesh of their vid Sims and then they tuck out their
mud.
#8 Up next is probably the most ditz gust sing
creature on earth.
Like even it’s mother has got to have a real hard time loving it.
This thing fell out of the bat see tree and hit every branch on the way down.
It is you gee elle why it aint got no All eye bye.
The blob fish!
The blob fish was originally found of the coast of Australia.
It lives super deep underwater.
About 4,000 feet down.
By dint of the extraordinary pressure of the sea at those depths, the blob fish’s flesh
is like jelly and its features are completely distorted.
Hey Blob Fish, Yo momma is so hug me when she went to the haunted house they gave her
a job application.
Hey Blob Fish, Yo Momma is so hug me, if she sits on the sidewalk she’ll be fined for
littering!
Hey Blob Fish, Yo momma is so hug me that when the Kool Aide man busted through her
wall he said “Oh NOOO” Think of the blob fish like a footlong tadpole, it is nearly
muscle less and it just sort of floats around on the ocean floor.
The blob fish’s gelatinous body is slightly less dense than water, this allows the fish
to float above the sea floor without expending energy on swimming.
Do us all a favor bud and stay at the bottom of the ocean.
#7 Coming in at number 7 is the male talk eyed
fly.
This insect has one of the oddest courtship rituals in the animal kingdom.
To impress the ladies the male talk eyed fly will gulp air bubbles through its mouth and
force them into his head.
He then pumps the bubbles into the stalks supporting his eyes which in more like a balloon.
Apparently female talk eyed flies are all about those robust stalks, the wider the eye
span the better!
Check out these talks girl, ya I do talk squats every day, no big deal!
Once the fly’s talks have a nice pump going, he’ll strut around the forest trolling for
girls.
If his talks are legit he’ll be feat sing the girls off like flies, what?
Cause you know what they say about a guy with big talks
#6 The star nose moles are one of the most distinctive
types of mammals out there.
Their expose nose looks like toes in rows!
I suppose that rhyme shows cause it’s a little on the nose, but that’s they way
she goes.
The Star nose mole is indigenous to the eastern portion of the United States and Canada.
They’re excellent swimmers and they primarily east small invertebrates, aquatic insects,
worms and the occasional small fish.
Their most salient feature is without a doubt that aberrant nose.
Their hairless nose has a ring of twenty two pink and mesh see tentacles that vary in length
from 1 to four millimeters.
This appendage has more than 100,000 nerve fibers and is used as a touch Oregon.
That’s five times more touch sensors than the human hand all packed into one snout.
Its nose is so sensitive that the Star nose mole can smell underwater!
The mole is nearly blind so it relies almost entirely on its outstanding appendage for
guidance not only when burrowing under the earth but also when its in the water bunting
for dinner.
Talk about following your nose…
The star nose moles spends most of its life either underground or underwater.
where its most protected from the attacks of its natural predators.
Fun fact, the sensitivity of this moles nose is so strong that scientists are studying
it to try and develop machinery that would be more effective in detecting earthquakes!
# 5 Up next is the Cantor’s Giant Soft Shelled
Turtle.
This thing looks like one of those Koopa turtles after Mario gets done jumping on it.
They’re a species of freshwater turtle native to Southeast Asia and can grow up to a meter
in length and weigh two hundred and twenty pounds.
Even by turtle standards this Cantor Giant Soft shell turtle is suuper lazy.
It spends 95% of its time buried under sand and motionless.
It typically only moves twice a day to come to the surface of the water to take a breath.
This turtle is classified as an ambush thread at her which means that it is a car in for
that cap sir’s its tray by stealth.
The flat shape of its shell helps it to hide while married.
This turtle chills all day under the sand waiting for a fish or crustacean to come by,
then pow, it bikes literally out of nowhere!
# 4 Luck her up for number 4 because we got the
red-lipped Batfish.
This thing looks like if Steven Tyler sang a crab.
What’s crazy is that this thing is actually a fish with legs!
Over many generations its fins have become leg like and allow the red-lipped batfish
to walk on the ocean floor and look for food.
Don’t be fooled by those pouty lips, the batfish is a voracious car of for!
This thing is a type of Angler Fish that lives off of the Galapagos islands.
Angler means that it has a tiny modified dorsal fin protruding from its forehead that it uses
to sure in smaller fish like a bait.
Once they’re close enough the Red-Lipped Batfish sure man dates them with extreme tray
juice miss.
In general they eat mainly small fish and crustaceans such as shrimp and crabs.
I don’t know why it needs a sure, who could resist those luscious lips?
#3 Next up is the Goblin Shark, dude this thing
is a tear a trying disaster.
Its teeth are packed, its got a real snaggle tooth thing going on.
And its nose doesn’t make any sense.
It looks like if Tim Burton decided to make a fish.
This rare shark is sometimes called a “living fossil” because it is the only existing
representative of the fish family known as the Mitsukurinidae.
Which has a lineage that is about 125 million years old!
Goblin sharks inhabit the worlds oceans at depths greater than 300 feet.
To make it even harder on the eye, the Goblin Shark has skin that is actually translucent,
wo we’re able to see oxygenated mud within their capillaries.
They’re largely still a mystery, humans rarely run into goblin sharks.
When ever they’re caught its usually by accident.
That’s one that you throw back in.
# 2 Up next is the Push Viper Snake!
This thing is actually awesome.
The Push Viper Snake looks like on the outside how I wish I would feel on the inside.
These snakes are only found in tropical regions sub-Saharan Africa ang can grow to be about
22 inches long.
This thing’s got style for days!
Its crazy colorful and they can be all sorts of different colors.
Bush Vipers are a them and us snake, they’re super good at climbing and love to hang out
in the trees of the rainforest, bunting on a variety of small lizards, rodents and birds.
But make sure you give these guys a wide birth and admire them from afar.
There is not yet an anti them um for their bite.
So if you get chomped, you’re looking at some severe them or aging and potentially
a picture wrap on your life.
# 1 Coming in at number 1 is the Oranda goldfish.
Check out the big brain on this guy, I bet he reads books.
This thing is from china and looks like the result of too much pole you fun on the aquatic
wildlife.
But the prominent growth on their head isn’t a side effect of chemical waste, its actually
supposed to be there.
This benign growth can either protrude from the top of the Oranda’s head or it could
encase the entire cranial region.
Partly because of this atypical feature on its noggin, the Oranda Goldfish has become
a super popular fish to keep as a pet in both China and Japan.
People get love it, and the best part is, that if you get hungry, you can pick its brain.
Thanks for watching, which animals did you think was the weirdest?
Were there any weird animals that I missed?
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