.....and that is how I managed to convince all those groupies
that I was Usher.
Interesting.
Hi, I am Hugh Jass, and I'm joined by award-winning feminist author,
Mary Hinge, who wants to talk about the things women can't do as well as men.
Hello, Mary, and welcome.
Thank you, Hugh.
I can only assume you have something to plug,
let's get it out the way.
Sure. I have moved into the toy market
with my new feminist doll, she's called "Harpie".
She has a few feminist phrases, which is ideal for indoctrinating young girls with bullshit.
What kind of phrases?
Ones like "Gender wage gap",
"Domestic violence",
"Glass ceiling",
and of course, the feminist's favourite,
"All men are rapists".
That will probably be on top of most young girls Christmas wish list.
Well, not really, you see, I made the mistake of making the doll look like a feminist,
so most young girls are terrified of it.
Too bad.
You want to talk about what women can't do as well as men, please give us more details.
Certainly.
Now and again,
a woman with a serious IQ deficiency, will open her cakehole, and then allow this piss
to dribble out,
"Anything a man can do,
a woman can do better".
I have heard
that one many times.
We all have, but what we have not heard,
are examples that prove it's true.
So since it is said by so many women,
so often,
without them ever providing proof,
it's only fair that we examine it further, and see if it really is true.
Is it true?
Christ no, and that is what I want to point out.
I will provide numerous examples of things that women just can't do as well as men.
Great stuff,
let us hear your first example.
Sure. One of the main things that women can't seem to do, is be able to form their own opinion,
and then express that opinion as an individual.
This is most evident when one of the many nauseating women's groups, or brainless women
who happen to have done well for themselves, speak on their behalf.
Not only does this happen all the time,
but it never gets challenged by women,
giving us all the impression that they are perfectly happy
with other people expressing opinions on their behalf.
This is something I have witnessed many times.
We all have.
It is the main reason feminism has such a stranglehold on most women, as they say the most grotesque
things,
then claim it's women as a collective group
that has that opinion.
Feminists do this with the full knowledge
that most women will not challenge it, or dare to express an opinion that differs from theirs.
That can't help when it comes to women earning respect.
No it doesn't,
but it guarantees that feminists control most governments, as they are desperate for the
women's vote, so give feminists what they want, under the illusion
that they are giving women what they want.
Clever stuff.
Any more examples
of what women can't do as well as men?
Of course.
All you have to do
is watch any sitcom, or any commercial,
and you will see as clear as day, that women cannot laugh at themselves,
or even take the slightest of criticism.
This is so true that most television networks live in fear of upsetting women's delicate
feelings, so much so, they will never show any negative depictions of women.
They are free to do this with men however, as men are not overly sensitive,
or constantly looking for a reason to cry, and are more than capable of taking a joke.
So true.
Any more examples?
Certainly.
Another well known example is not being able to understand the meaning of certain words,
which is most evident
when a woman does something
that could end in a prison term.
All of a sudden, they forget the meaning of the words "Accountability",
"Responsibility", or "Fairness".
It's not just the woman who committed the wrongdoing, it's also the many women who make excuses
for her, and incompetent judges,
that have serious difficulty understanding these words.
Interesting.
Any more examples?
Sure. Women are not as good as men at putting their life at risk
to save someone they don't even know.
I am sure it may have accidentally happened once,
at some point, but for the most part, it's ordinary men who would risk their own neck
to say someone else's, not women, as they are far more likely to seek out a camera crew
which they can cry in front of,
to make it appear that they are the real victim.
I have seen this many times during disaster situations on the news.
Any more examples?
Yes. Although women are very good at boasting about how wonderful they are, or how they are independent,
the truth is,
they are not as good as men at financially supporting themselves after their marriage
has failed.
It's kind of like prostitution, they spend a certain amount of time with a man,
so he has to pay for the privilege, even when she is no longer a part of his life, he still
has to support another fully grown adult,
as if they were nothing more than a child.
And women wonder
why they're not taken seriously?
Any more examples?
Certainly. Another example of understanding words that men have no problem with, unless they are a
politician trying to get gullible women's votes, is when it comes to the words "Equal
opportunity".
What difficulty do they have with those words?
Well, they seem to think it means "Equal outcome".
Any intelligent person knows
that it means everyone has the opportunity to do something
without being discriminated against,
for example,
having a career in politics.
Although we all have the same opportunity
to have a career in politics, that doesn't mean we will all choose to do so.
It also means
that those who do choose to, will not necessarily be identical in ability,
or electability.
True.
Where is this most evident?
When women, or apologetic men, try to make it appear that women are victims,
by claiming most politicians are men.
Both sexes have the same opportunity to be hairdressers, but you don't hear men crying
about most hairdressers being female,
because men know that it's down to choice, but women have great difficulty understanding
this logic.
Women and logic go together
like salt and snails.
I would take offense
if it wasn't for my next example.
Let's hear it.
Sure. Logic dictates
that if you do less work than someone else,
then you should be paid less,
not the same.
Well, women in tennis don't understand this, as they pissed and moaned about discrimination so
much, that Wimbledon buckled under the pressure,
and now offer the same prize money to both sexes.
Even though the men have to play best of 5 sets, and the women only a pitiful, embarrassing
best of 3 sets.
Wouldn't it have been fairer
to make the women play best of 5, and then give them the same prize money?
Of course it would,
but that wouldn't count as special treatment for having a spam wallet,
so they decided to just change the prize money, so that it's now unfair towards men,
which apparently, according to the jelly heads at Wimbledon, is what counts as equality.
This is made even more insulting
when you see the ticket prices, as it costs far more for men's games than it does for women's.
How is that insulting?
Because it clearly shows that the men's game is far more entertaining,
hence the higher cost of tickets, and even though this is obvious, they still give the women
the same prize money
for playing far fewer games, even though their game is inferior,
according to Wimbledon's own ticket prices.
What a joke.
Any more examples?
Of course.
Ingrid Tarrant,
the ex-wife of TV presenter
Chris Tarrant, is a perfect example of what women can't do as well as men.
And what is that?
Keep their trap shut.
You see,
like countless other women,
she ran to the press after her divorce and then put her ex down as much as she could, Chris
on the other hand, kept a dignified silence.
She claimed life with him was Hell,
and of course,
claimed he couldn't get it up,
which is probably true,
considering what she looks like.
It is one of the most pitiful things women do, and something you never see a man do.
So true.
Anything else women can't do as well as men?
God yes, how about heavy,
dirty, dangerous work,
where they are exposed to the elements?
not that some women don't do these jobs, but most don't,
or can't,
then complain about being victims because they collectively earn less than men,
who are paid more for risking their necks to feed their family, than women in heated
offices, where they sit down all day, and get the odd bit of work done
between bouts of gossiping.
Women gossiping?
I am shocked.
Any more examples?
Yes, for this example
we will return to the world of politics.
Sad as it may be,
women just can't seem to make themselves as electable as men can, or be as competent as
men,
when it comes to a career in politics.
What do you mean?
Women are more likely to vote than men,
and there are more women, and yet female politicians still can't get their vote
for love or money, yet men have no problem getting women to vote for them,
hence there being more men in government than women.
How are female politicians not as competent as men?
Because nine out of ten of them
publicly boast,
usually as part of their election campaign, that they will only serve a certain section
of society, that section being women.
Little do they realise that in order to be a competent politician,
you have to serve the people, and not just one section of society, that just so happens
to be born the same as yourself.
That makes perfect sense.
Any more examples?
Absolutely.
For our next example, look no further than a British politician called Dominic Raab.
And what does he prove that women can't do as well as men?
They can't argue,
or refute anything for shit, instead they lie,
play victim, and put people down,
as if they were four years old.
Please give us more details.
Sure. Recently Dominic pointed out that men are discriminated against in society,
and he done this
by providing examples of where this happened,
like men retiring later than women,
and fathers being ignored by family courts.
Well this obviously upset a few women, and after they recovered from passing out
from the shock of what he said, they then gave us all a master class in how to debate, and
refute another person's argument.
How did they do this?
Harriet Harman, the woman who previously held the most contradictory title any politician has
ever had,
"The Minister For Women And Equality",
obviously had something to say,
as no one can scratch their ass without her interfering, and forcing her opinion about it on everyone.
What did she say?
I will quote what she said,
"Women still earn twenty percent less than men, domestic violence claims the lives of women
every week, and women bear the brunt of poverty in the developing world".
What a pile of horseshit.
Exactly.
She uses the classic feminist bullshit about women earning less, which is true,
but she says it as if it's because of discrimination,
and not their own choices.
She then talks about women suffering death by domestic violence, while ignoring men in
the same situation.
And of course, she mentioned that women suffer poverty in the developing world, while again,
ignoring men in the exact same situation.
What a pathetic argument.
It sure is, it's just a pity that she never mentioned a single word about what Dominic actually
said, or provided an argument
to refute what he said.
It's almost as if she is a robot,
programmed to spout feminist bullshit
whenever she opens her mouth.
So she employs the classic feminist tactic
of changing the subject she is uncomfortable with?
Yes, it is absolutely embarrassing.
What other women can we look up to
when it comes to the art of debating?
No one can hold a candle to Nia Griffith,
who is the opposition's Business Minister, this woman is an absolute class act when it
comes to showing us all how to refute what people say, in fact,
if there was an award for arguing,
she would win it just for her argument against what Dominic said.
What did she say to refute what he said?
I'll just quote her words of wisdom,
"Get real, and stop being so self-pitying".
You see how she meticulously takes all the points he made,
lays them all out, and dissects them all one at a time, and refutes everything he said?
With such amazing debating skills,
she should be sent to the Middle East.
So she can fix all the problems there?
No, just so she is in the Middle East,
and not here.
Moving on, do you have any more examples of what women can't do as well as men?
Certainly.
Following on from the last example,
another thing women can't seem to do as well as men, is recognise that other people apart
from themselves
can suffer discrimination, as was proven by women's reaction to what Dominic Raab said.
If he had said "Women suffer discrimination", women would have accepted this without even
needing examples, yet when he says "Men",
and provides examples, they still can't see it.
That is so true.
Any more examples?
Sure. Much like pissing out a train window,
women also seem to have great difficulty earning respect.
You witness this a lot
when women say that "Men should respect women",
or better yet, say a man doesn't respect women
to give him a bad name, as if it's a bad thing.
R&B is full of women clicking their fingers
and demanding respect, I'm sick of hearing it.
They only demand it,
because they know for a fact that they could never earn it.
How anyone could expect a man to respect over three billion people, even though it's impossible
to meet and get to know that many people in ten lifetimes, is just staggering.
It sure is.
Any more examples?
Of course.
Again with the understanding of words, only this time the word is "Rape".
You can't open a newspaper these days, without seeing a story about a woman who claims she
was raped, only for it to turn out that she wasn't.
Too many women seem to think "Rape" means "Regret", leading to the courts being filled with liars
trying to get money, fame,
or ruin a man's life or career.
Disgraceful.
I think it's only fair that we focus on the things that women can do better than men, as
it's disrespectful to focus only on the things they can't do.
You're right, it's not fair,
so to even it up a bit, I'll give you a few examples of what women excel at.
Great stuff.
Let's hear your first example.
Sure. There's one area
where women outperform men at every turn, and that is when it comes to murdering, neglecting,
and abusing children.
Women are just the best at this, they are also the best at doing it while avoiding lots of
media attention.
They are so good at it in fact, that even if it does make the news, most other women will
make excuses for them.
I'm sure they are very proud of that.
Any more examples?
Yes, sticking with abuse.
It's not just children that women are tremendous at neglecting and abusing,
it's also the elderly.
If abusing and neglecting the elderly was a sport, women would be similar to black guys
in basketball, they would totally dominate the game.
True that. Any more examples of what women are better at than men?
Certainly. Men cannot even come close to how good women are
at quitting marriage.
Stats from all over the world range from sixty five percent, to eighty five percent of divorces
being initiated by women, showing us all that no one can be a quitter quite like a woman
can.
Very true.
Any more examples?
Of course.
When it comes to escaping justice, women are just the best.
Thanks to feminists constantly claiming victim status for women, most judges and juries are
under the illusion
that women already have a hard life, so go easy on them, even when they have committed
the most horrendous crimes.
In contrast to this, again thanks to feminists spreading lies, most judges and juries think men live
a life of privilege,
and as such, should be punished more harshly, as they have no excuse for turning to crime
because they live a privileged life.
Unbelievable.
Any more examples?
Yes. Another thing women are much better than men at, is using their own children as weapons
against their father.
This is done in many ways, but is without a doubt mostly done by women.
What are some of the ways this is done?
It can be constantly bad-mouthing their father at every opportunity,
pretending the child is ill so as to avoid visitation with their father, moving far away, making it
more difficult for them to have contact, or most horrendous of all, convincing their children
that their father has abused them, or abused their mother, in order to turn them against
him.
Women are Olympic gold medalists at using their own children as weapons.
They sure are.
Well, Mary, we will have to leave it there for now, thank you very much for today's discussion,
it's been interesting.
Any time, Hugh.
Before we go,
I have a joke for you, Mary.
Let's hear it.
A man knocks his wife down with his car,
whose fault is it?
I don't know.
It's the man's fault,
he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.
Until next time, goodbye.