(galloping) (chimes twinkling)
(whooshing)
(grunts)
- Happy Monday, everyone.
- 'Sup.
- Happy Monday.
- Yeah, you know, thanks.
I'm thinking about having a really relaxing day.
You know, super calm.
Not thinking too much about anything.
- We think you should write your will.
- What?
My will?
Why, why, why?
- What if you die?
- Why am I suddenly dying?
Oh my god, Mom, did you look under my bed
and see what's in that shoebox?
Because I swear to god it's not mine.
Even though it's engraved.
You know, I thought it was a cucumber plush toy.
(panting)
Yo, is my mom gonna kill me?
- Engraved?
Really, Lil?
No, we were all just talking about what would happen, you
know, if you died.
- You know what, you seem like the brain tumor type.
- No.
I think car accident.
You know, this one time Lilly tried parallel parking almost
cause forest fire.
(giggles)
- You're a virgin that can't drive.
I'm sorry, I'd been waiting like years to drop that joke
but we always Uber it.
- Oy, everybody shut up, okay?
This is not appropriate conversation.
- Thank you.
- Lilly definitely going to die because of loneliness, okay?
No husband, no kid, I give it three years max.
- Heart attack.
Definitely heart attack.
- What?
- You eat garbage all day long.
- Okay, what is that supposed to mean?
- Lilly, do you want all of your assets to go
to the government?
- I'm Canadian.
I don't mind.
I love Justin Trudeau.
- Your accounts are American.
- Alright everyone.
I've created a will.
Humble.
You get my YouTube channel.
But you have to post a video from one of my fans every
Monday and Thursday.
But only the innocent ones, okay?
Not the ones that send penis pictures to my
friends on Snapchat.
- Got it.
- Mom.
You can have my closet.
- Lilly, I don't like this conversation, okay?
You are not bloody dying.
(sniffling)
I'm sorry.
I'll be right back.
- Dad, you can have my...
(phone chimes)
- Oops.
Sorry.
- Dad, you can have my car.
- Yes!
Take that other loved ones!
I mean,
Lilly, Lilly.
Don't talk like that, okay?
(amusing music)
- Sorry, I had to quickly check something.
- Ay, yo, hold up, hold up.
Who gets the hot tub?
(amusing music)
- You can all be guardians of the hot tub, okay?
But don't ever let someone in who spelled my name wrong.
Ever.
Trust me, I'll know.
And I will haunt the eff out of you.
- Yeah, yeah.
- This is all really sad.
Who's gonna get your Skittles?
- I'd like to be buried with my Skittles.
- You going to be cremated, okay?
Not buried.
Don't shame our family when you die.
- Mm, that's right.
You already did enough of that when you were alive.
- Fine.
I'll be cremated with my Skittles then.
- That will be very nice rainbow.
(amusing music)
(phone chimes)
- Sorry.
It's my Snapchat.
(gasps)
God dammit, Unicorn 1411, that is so inappropriate.
- Jessica.
I told you to stop opening those snaps.
- It was a mistake!
And sometimes I'm curious.
- Ay, yo, let's cut to the chase, okay?
Who gets your money?
- I'll be donating my money to three separate charities.
- Charity?
- Charity starts at home.
- That's right, okay, you should donate to my foundation.
Poor Mothers With Stupid Daughters.
- You know, I always click on your bloody YouTube ad, okay?
You owe me money.
That's right, let me calculate.
What would be this one.
(screams)
What the bloody hell this?
Okay, that's definitely Photoshop, okay?
- Oy, oy, let me see!
I mean, no, no.
I don't want to see dirty thing.
Let me see.
- Okay listen, everyone stop.
Okay, a portion of my money is going towards Girl Love to
help issues surrounding gender inequality.
- My brother gets paid more than me.
You should donate to me.
- Okay, you're a cashier.
He's an engineer.
My second charity is cancer research.
- Yo, that's perfect!
I'm a Cancer.
Yo, give me 50% of your money
I'll participate.
- Dammit, I am Sagittarius.
- And my last charity is up and coming YouTube creators.
- What?
Okay, look at the comments below, okay.
Ain't nobody an up and coming YouTube creator.
- Yeah.
Like literally none of the comments are about that.
- And if I die before the age of 30 any outstanding invoices
people owe me, y'all can divide amongst yourselves.
(doorbell rings)
I'll get it.
- So, yo.
Who's gonna kill Lilly?
(laughs) Just kidding.
(laughs)
- I'll cut her brakes, huh?
Just kidding!
(laughs)
- He gone cut her brakes!
(laughs)
- I'll put a pillow over her face.
Just kidding!
(laughs)
- A pillow!
She gone suffocate her, you crazy!
She crazy!
(laughs)
- I'll slip something into her dinner.
(clears throat)
I'm going to go take shower now.
(slams)
(twinkling) (pops)
- Hello!
Now that we're done talking about my death, if you like this
video give it a big thumbs up.
If you want me to be alive and stuff.
Yo, I'm going on tour across the world, if you want tickets
LillySinghBook.com/tour is where you can get 'em.
My last video.
The bloopers.
And yo, make sure you subscribe 'cause I make new videos
every Monday and Thursday.
One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop!