*Highfive noise* Top of the morning to you laddies my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called Radical Rockits
I saw this game a really long time ago and I was gonna play it, and then it completely slipped my mind
And I forgot all about it, but In my preparation for 'Pax' I went back looking for games
And this was one of the ones I had bookmarked ages ago in some list
And it's so cute lookin'! I really love it. It looks like it's impossible to control though
You play as a character who has a jet-pack on their back and you have to just do whatever the hell you want basically
I'm Santa!
I never knew Santa-! That's how he gets to all the kids in time!
He uses his rocket jet-pack! Atta boy Santa- we're in Rocketwood! Oh god. Oh God
This is impossible to control
What the Fu-
To go left and right I have to-oh geez Santa! I'm sorry! oh god Santa!
Fix it! Fix it!
Santa- Santa you okay? hahahaha
He's dancin' to the music! Uhn! Yeaaah!
Go Santa! Work it Baby!
Can I go back up into the air--God fucking dammit--okay
I can switch characters. Nice--I have to hit the plane.
This is fuckin' impossible! How am I supposed to control this shit?
Oh, god. Oh, god--soar. Soar majestic.
Soar majestic--oh god--to go left and right--oh noo!
I have to like thrust with one jet at a time?
I'm not going to be able to do that.
Oh, shit--I'm staying in the air anyway. That's all that counts. Can we see Santa anywhere?
Is he anywhere? I don't know, I can't see anything
Oh, god. Oh, god--Go up, go up, go up, GO UP!
Are you dead? ... Pretty sure he's dead. Fuck!
Okay, Señor. Let's go!
Through the hoop. Through the hoop--I will do this--fuck me.
Even just..normal--I'm just pressing two buttons and he doesn't even go straight!
Okay, here we go--yes!
I'm learning to turn. I'm learnin' to turnin'.
Oh, fuck me. Hahaha I'm not going to be able to accomplish anything in this game.
Except look fuckin' baller. Yeaah baby!
Up into the air we go--oh, god. There's no fuckin'--There's no like
There's no tiny adjustments to it. There's no minute detail or anything. It's just all or nothin'!
Okay--let's go to the top of the mountain. I'm doing better with you than I did with the others.
Here we go, here we go. Yes, yes-- Ahahahaha!
Oops!
We--we can do this together, bro. We can make it if we try, just the two of us-- You and I.
Here we go, here we--oh, for fuck's sake, will you just go.
Just go the direction I want you to--there we fuckin' have it. Now we're getting it!
Now we're doing it! Yeaaah baby!
Through the hoop! Through the hoop! THROUGH THE HOOP!
Awww, it would have been awesome with the fuckin' guitar solo and everything.
C-Can I sit--Okay, I'm just just gonna lay on the mountain. I'm just gonna fall down the mountain.
That's what I said. Falll down the mountain.
I can't even fire anymore. *presses buttons* ... It don't work! Why?
Am I out of bounds? Did I die--oh, god. Here we go. Oh, Jesus Christ! Ah! Are you okay?!
Mind your face!
I feel so bad for 'em.
Just--Just on the side of the mountain. Eh-he. Ahaha! You poor dude. Hahaha!
Wooooo! Hahahaha!
Okay, ninja bro. Let's go! Whooooosh!
Yeaah baby! Ahhh I almost had it!
I want to do at least one cool thing!
Music is awesome!
I-I--Show us your face, bro. Show us your face. Give us a good look at your face.
Oh, look at this TWISTY fresh! Woooo!
Oh my god, it makes you feel all cool when stuff goes right.
But it's very fuckin' hard to make it go right.
Get up, get up. Don't hit the ground, ninja bro! *hits tree instead* Ahaha! Don't hit the fuckin' tree either!
Are you another ninja? I have no idea--I wanna land on this thing over here.
Do it! Do it! Do it do it do it do it do it do it! Ah, shit! Ah, shit! Ah, fuck!
Oh, we're back as Santa! Nice! Oh god, it's almost night time. Wooo! Barrel-rollin' Santa!
Oh, I wish it was easier to control 'cause you'd be able to do some really cool shit.
It's fuckin' impossible to control. Why--Why does like *waves* going like this have to be one jet or the other?
And why doesn't the camera stay behind me perfectly all the time?
Okay. O-kay. I kinda have it now. (Do you really?)
Wooo! Oh, it does look really cool when stuff goes right. Heh.
Okay, where are we going? I have no idea. I have no idea--oh god. Oh god, Santa.
Can I just like s--lightly hold these?
Oh jesus. Oh God, Santa don't do it. *worries* Don't do it, bro. Through the hoop!
Through the hoop! Fuck, fuck. *dodges death* Oh, that's a blade.
Keep going, Santa. Keep going--atta boy! Atta boy, Santer!
Yes, through the mountain. Through the mountain. I can kinda do it. I can kinda control you. *encourages himself*
No, I can't. Oh god, I've lost control. (welp, nevermind) I've lost control! Mayday! Santa going down! (Santa gets rekted)
Hit the plane. Hit the plane. I wanna hit the plane. Lemme hit the plane--Oh, is that Felix? (HAI pewds)
I'm playing as Pewdiepie. He has a Pewdiepie shirt on. What?!
Is this like a Game Jam game? Maybe that's why I look it up before. *realization* Ohhh, that's probably it.
I think there was games made for a Game Jam and this is one of 'em. Ah, that would make sense!
Felix, lie there and think about what you did--which was fuck all, really.
I just wanna go through one of the hoops!
Just through one of the hoops! C'mon! I'm all backwards!
Ah, fuck it! Hahahaha!
At least it's funny to look at!
Through a hoop! Through the hoop! Through the hoop! Yeaaah baby! *task completed*
Ah, that makes me feel happy!
Heh. I like how they're so unwittingly stuck to the jet-packs as well.
It's not that they--they put on these jet-packs and wanted to do whatever th--whatever's going on, they're just kinda stuck to them and they're rag-dolling all over the place.
'Kay, land on a target, land on the target, land on the target--you can do this!
You can do this! I believe in you!
Ohhhh *flop* yeah baby!
You okay? Are you dead now? *responds in wiggles*
All this guy wants to do is dance.
Look at 'em go.
Wooo! Hehehe Just scraping his face off the ground. *ouch* Ahahaha!
I feel so bad for him.
Awww, it's so much fun. Okay, I'm gonna restart because I want daytime.
Good god, you can play up to four players. No thanks. I just wanna play on my own.
Weee! Hit the plane, hit the plane (sets up high goals). Oh god, hit the plane. I don't even know what fuckin' direction you're goin'--Oh, fuck-balls. *Bop* Ahaha!
Santa, I trust you more than any of the others. Can you go through the mountain? Do it, Santa!
Do it, Santa! (Do it for the vine!) Ah, you're all fuckin' backwards!
'Cause the camera stays in the one place, but the characters turn!
It's impossible to fucking get your bearings. Oh god Santa, your poor beard.
Oh jesus, oh fuck. Weeee!
I see the airplane just flew overhead. Maybe, we should go say hello.
If we can--we can't even do anything. That was fuckin' cool though.
Ah, I really wish it was easier to control. I'd be pulling off some fuckin' sick moves then.
'Cause just flying around normally feels really cool.
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Headin' right for that plane. Headin' right for that plane. Oh oh oh! (sike!) OH NO! *disappointment* I was so close!
*starts cheering* 'Kay, get it get it get it get it, Get it, Santa! Get it get it. Feel it, taste it, want it--WHY?!
This is like that time I played the game called Uncontrollable Robot Man.
Ahehehe. That was really fuckin' hard to control as well.
Good god, STOP TURNING AROUND! (Santa: sorry!)
If you stopped turning around, I'd be fine *crashes into another tree* --Ah, fuck!
It's up to you, robot dude! It's up to you! That's a fuckin' mountain!
Oh god, this feels so much fun! Like flying so close to the ground.
Ah, man! Ah, fuck! Ahahaha! I are okey-dokey. I am oak wood floors right now.
Yes! Here we go. Land on this thing out here. That's not gonna fucking happen anytime soon.
Oh, hush my fuckin' mouth. Hush my mouth! I have achieved enlightenment! And he's sitting down fine!
He's doing okay, he's just going to bounce out to the music now. *bobbles head*
Everybody do the flop. *smack*
Eh, you know what. I'm not gonna lie, this game is fuckin' gorgeous to look at as well.
So colorful and vibrant, and the music is awesome! I LOVE IT!
How you guys doing? What's going on? *does the worm* I'm just up at the club with my boy here, green elfy man.
He's rockin' out! Whoo!
I'm in the mountain! I'm in the mountain--oh, fuck, I messed it up! I don't even know where I am, it's too dark! (that's what she said)
Tell my wife and child I love theeem! Hahaha! Oh, it's awesome.
Oh, why did you have to make it so fuckin' uncontrollable though? Good Christ!
I would have been having so much fun otherwise.
That's so inconsistent as well. If I hold both rockets, he veers to the left slightly and I have no idea why.
But that was cool, that made me look cool.
Oh, plane. Oh plane. Oh plane! NO! I almost had it! Do it do it do it! Hit it!
Hit the plane! Hit the plane! I want to hit the plane! It's so easy to lose control.
Just in life, in general. Not even in the game. That's just a life lesson for ya. (too deep)
The sky disappeared in the background! 'Kay, let's just go as high as we possibly can. *heh, so high*
Oh god, oh god, oh god. If that were even fuckin' possible.
Here we go! Here we fucking go! Yes! Up into to the heavens! Up into the cosmos!
I'm just going in circles now. Keep going up!
Keep going up! You can do it, I know you can.
I've seen you do it. I believe in you!
I bereve!
And down you go. *falls majestically*
Woooo! Oh, that's awesome!
Does the music actually kick out when you stop your jets?
Or is that just the way the song worked that time?
I think that was just the way the song worked out--Oh god, my controller plugged out! Oh, dude! I let you die!
Oh, I'm so sorry but at least you can dance out to the jams though. *wiggle, wiggle, wiggle*
*jamin' music*
Well, I'm gonna leave this episode of Radical Rockits here! Really fun game!
Um, I leave a link in the description for you guys to go download it if you want,
and let me know if you have any better...success with it than I did.
'Cause it's really frickin' hard to control, and I really wish I was better at it.
'Cause I would have been able to whiz around the mountains and everything.
I would love a game like that. Just naturally, it's kinda like the wing-suit in..um..Just Cause 3.
Just flying around, naturally. Just whizzing really close to stuff.
So much fun, but it's really hard to control.
But anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this episode! If you liked it, PUNCH that like button in the
face, LIKE A BOSS! And, high fives all 'round. *high-fiving noises*
Well, thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes *points to the camera*...IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!
*Outro Music*
I am digging this music! *on point dance moves*