Z: Hello everybody! Welcome back to my channel.
Z: Today, I'm joined with my brother Joe.
J: Hello Z: Also -Ooh I touched your little Adam's apple
Z: with the back of my thumb without meaning to-
J: It's not an Adam's apple. Z: It's a Joe's apple.
J: It's a Joey's apple. Z: Joey's apple.
Z: So for today's video, I thought
what can me and Joe do that you guys love
us filming, and one of the things
was the brother does my
makeup. Which you haven't done in a really long time.
J: Yep. I haven't done anyone's makeup in a long time, to be honest.
Z: Not even on your own. J: Not even my own! Z: We thought we would do
brother does my make up but with a little bit of twist. Tell them what the twist is, Joe.
J: The twist is, Zoe, that I am going to linked up. *groans*
Zoe: *claps* J: I'm gonna be linked up to this... one of my favourite things
umm
in youtube
a TENS machine, shock thingy, whatever you want to call it
umm whilst trying to do your makeup and are you going to ask me
makeup based questions? Z: I am. J: Okay.
Z: Just to throw that into the mix. J: And I guess if I get them wrong you whack up the level Z: Yep
J: Great! J: I can't wait for this. This should be
a laugh.
J: Oh no! Z: You hadn't really thought about this.
J: No, I haven't. Z: Can I just check that it works?
J: Yeah.
Z: Do you feel that? J: No.
Z: That was one. Joe: *yelps* J: Yeah, I feel it. Z: No that was just one.
J: Yeah, but I can feel it here! Z: Joe! I have turned it off! flip on gym
J: Have you? Z: It's not even on!
J: Do... Z: Joe, I'm confused why you're in pain.
J: Twist it. *screams*
J: Yeah, I feel that. Z: Joe, that was like 3.
J: Aah, yeah, it's not going any higher than 3. *Zoe giggles*
J: Ahh Christ. That's quite hectic, actually. Z: You need
a code word. Okay, let me do...
Let me just try. That's one.
J: *yelps* Z: That is one!
Z: What are you going to do first for me. J: Umm, I'm going to
obviously do foundation. Z: Right.
J: That's what goes first, right? Which, I think, is this.
Z: Alright, well done! J: I am great.
Z: Ten points for- J: Do I need this?
Z: You can choose whatever you like. There's brushes in here.
J: I'm gonna do this.
Z: Well done.
Z: So while you're doing that, shall I
ask you my first question? J: Okay.
Z: What makeup product would you use
to make eyelashes darker and longer?
J: That's easy! Z: What?
J: Mascare!
Z: Yeah! No! Why do you call it that? 2x J: Mascara!
Z: Why do you always call it mascare! J: Mascara, mascara, mascara!
Z: Yes, Joe! J: YES!
Z: Correct. Well done.
J: Right...
J: Happy with that. Okay, now I've
got this left over. What do I do with that?
Z: Just, like- J: *licks hand* Argh!
J: *gets shocked* AARGH! Argh, Zoe stop!
J: I got the question right, you can't do that!
J: Close your eyes!
J: I feel like my- ZOE!
Z: I haven't got it on, Joe!
J: AAW!
J: I can still feel it! Turn it off!
J: Please, Zoe!
Z: It's off, Joseph!
J: It's not! I can feel it!
Z: It's off. J: Aargh, Zoe!
J: Please turn it off.
Zoe: *quietly giggles* Joe: Ooh...
J: Aaah.
Z: I think it's too strong, Joe.
J: I think it's broken. Nah, it's fine.
Z: What do you want to do next?
J: Uhm...
J: Eyes.
J: *hesitating* Eyes?
J: Eyeshadow.
J: Eyes.
Zoe: *giggles*
J: Eye drops?
Z: You pick! 2x
J: Um...
J: Okay, I'm going for the Tanya Burr's cosmetics
blusher.
J: There we go.
J: With this brush, probably.
Who knows? Who cares?
J: Let's just hope we don't get shocked with this next question.
J: Go on, Zoe. Ask me the question.
Z: Name one MAC lipstick shade name.
Joe: Argh.
J: Umm...
J: Wait, one MAC lipstick shade?
Z: One MAC lipstick shade name.
Joe: Umm... Midnight Kiss.
Midnight Kiss.
J: It's got to be, ain't it?
J: It's got to be Midnight Kiss. 2x
Zoe: *giggling* No. J: Okay.
J: Charase? (idk)
Charay? (again, idk)
J: Aaah!
Joe: Uuuuuhhh. Z: *giggles*
J: Uhm, give me a clue! Give me a clue!
J: PEACH! PEACH!
Z: Peach what? J: Peach...
Z: Joe! You're spitting at me!
J: Peach cobbler!
Zoe: *laughs* J: Peach cobbler.
J: Aaah! Peach cobbler.
J: Ehm...
Joe: Peach, princess peach!
Z: No.
J: Umm. Z: You're alright.
J: Peach dreams! Peach dreams!
Zoe: No... *laughs*
J: Arghhh!
J: Peach, peach.
James and the Giant Peach!
J: AAAH! Aaah!
*laughter*
J: Peach! Peach.
Z: No, what about if you want to put something like a s-
like if you got a horse. J: *groans*
J: Yeah?
Z: Wanna put it in a-
J: Net, uh, straw!
Z: *laughs* J: Hay, hay...
J: Hay bale.
Z: If you've got a really great horse, you
put it-
Joe: On show! In show!
Z: Yeah, and then what flower ... (idk) ?
J: Eh, rose!
Z: No. J: Orchid show!
J: AAAH!
J: Orchid show! 2x
Z: The other way around!
Joe: Orchid parade!
Z: Other way around. 2x
J: Aaahaaah.
J: Parade orchids? Z: No...
J: O-o-orchid show!
Zoe: Show... J: Show.
*laughter*
J: Eyeshadow's next, Zoe.
J: Yes.
Z: Kylie Jenner palette. J: If there's one thing I love
it's Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner, I hope you'll
enjoy this.
J: I'm gonna go for- Which
colour, which colour would you like?
J: Gold?
Zoe: You pick. J: I'm going for this.
Z: Are you going to have one colour or are you
going to do a bit of like blending?
J: Oh, blend- I'm gonna blend!
Z: So you could go for like a lighter colour
and then blend a darker colour in the crease. J: Yeah, yes. Okay.
J: I'm gonna get right- Zoe: Yes?
J: Going to get it in the crease. Z: Okay, the question
is, Joseph, what was the name of my
my second beauty launch?
J: Okay...
Z: Ready? J: Yeah.
J: Zoe, your second beauty launch- Aaah-
beauty launch was called, um, Zoe Lifestyle? Zoella Lifestyle?
J: Zoella Lifestyle! It was, yes it was!
Z: No! Beauty launch!
Joe: Powdery paint. I don't know.
*laughter* Joe: *gets shocked* Aaaahh!
J: I'm scared I'm going to poke your eye out, Zoe! 2x
J: *gets shocked again* Aaarrrghhh.
J: Return of the King! Zoella... Reloaded!
J: Zoella...
J: Aaahh... Z: Begins with a 'T'...
J: Zoella...
Joe: Tasty, tasty.
Tasty Treats?
J: Tasty snacks. TASTY!
Z: *giggles* J: AAAH!
J: T-
J: Terrine?
Z: *giggles*
Z: Ooh! J: Did it hurt you?
J: Keep still! Make a new crease.
J: *gets shocked* Aah!
*laughter*
J: I can't concentrate...
J: Keep still.
Joe: Umm, 'T'?
Z: Begins with a 'T'... J: Yeah. Aaaah.
Z: It's pink and it's got blue lids. J: Yeah, I know!
J: I know what it looks like.
I just can't fricking remember it!
Z: Tu- J: Tutu...
*laughter while Joe once again gets shocked*
J: Thi- the- Thierry? Z: Thierry?
Zoe: Why'd you say Thierry?
J: Aaaahhh... Z: Come on!
J: Um, I can't!
Z: Delicate, gentle. J: T-t-terracotta?
J: Terracotta!
Z: No... Joe, think about it. I have never had a range
called 'Terracotta'. J: Give me a clue. Please, give me a clue.
Z: It was a sweet in the olden days.
Black Jacks and?
Z: Black Jack sweets and what else?
J: Oh, the thing is, they were called, um, Fruit Salad. Fruit Salads.
Z: Oh, no, that's not what I was thinking.
J: Oh no, it's all on your forehead.
J: It is so hard!
Z: Oh my god. J: Um- Z: Look at me!
J: Keep still. Aaahaah.
*laughter and Joe screaming*
J: Eh, it was called... Eh, fruit salad!
J: Tutti Frutti! Z: Yes!
J: *gets shocked again* Aahah.
Z: *laughs* J: *in pain*
Joe: Oh my god!
J: It was called Tutti Frutti!
J: Oh, Jesus. Z: I went the
wrong way! J: Yeah, yeah you did.
Z: So, how did that go? J: Oh.
J: Jesus Christ...
*laughter*
J: Holy sh*t. It's everywhere.
Z: You still got so many more to do.
J: What have I got to do? What's next?
Z: Bronzer, contour, mascara... J: I'll go with bronzer.
Z: Oh god, the mascara. Eyebrows. J: Let's go with bronzer. 2x
Z: Okay, bronzer is in here. J: Do I need a fat brush?
Z: What number is in the name of the
international best-selling perfume by Chanel?
J: Oh, I think I know this! Z: If you know it
we can move on to the next question.
J: Okay, I'm gonna start doing it, though. Z: Yeah.
Joe: Is it number nine?
J: Number nine? Z: No...
J: Number eight? Z: Chanel number eight?
J: Chanel. Chanel number two? Z: No.
J: Chanel number- Mambo number 5. Chanel
number five?
Z: Yeah! J: Yes, turn that sh*t off.
J: Oh my god.
Z: How does my bronzer look?
J: You look like a chimney sweeper.
*laughter*
Z: What are you going to do next? I feel like
you should do my eyebrows. J: Eyebrows, yeah.
J: Is that a pencil? Z: Well, yeah...
Z: So there's this, which is eyebrow liner, which
is what I think you should use. J: Winged tip?
Z: You can draw like individual hairs.
Z: You see, I've got those little gaps. J: Yes, let's do that. 2x
Z: What colour is a Real Techniques buffing brush?
J: Well, which one? There's two different types.
J: Are we going for a standard size or a mini?
Z: Standard. J: Okay...
Z: A standard Real Techniques buffing brush.
Z: What colour is that?
J: Um, Zoe, I think- Ahahah
J: I think you'll find that
a Real Techniques buffing brush-
a beauty blender?
Z: No, the buffing brush.
J: *shock* Aaahh.
*gasps*
Z: Come on.
J: I'll just go for a beauty blender. Can it not be a beauty blender?
*laughter*
J: The beauty blender's beige.
Z: No, that's not it. Come on. Keep doing my eyebrows! J: I can't!
J: *stuttering* I genuinely can't.
*laughter*
J: I actually can't- Z: Joe...
J: It's so hard!
J: Oh my gosh, Zoe. I actually can't.
*laughter*
J: Uh, uh, okay. Right... Um.
Z: What colour? You should do m- J: Ga-green!
Z: No. J: Aaaah!
J: Gangrene!
Zoe: Gangrene... J: Gangrene.
J: *shouts* Aaah, Zoe, stop it!
Z: You haven't even done this half!
Joe: Please let it stop. 2x
J: Please keep- don't um... Is it pink? Z: No.
J: Ummm... Green?
Z: Stop it!
J: Look at me! You don't look at me. It's hard to do!
J: Um, brown?
Z: No. J: Uh, blue!
Z: *laughs*
J: Orange! 2x
Z: YES! J: Orange?
Z: I don't remember how to turn it off. J: Turn it off! Turn it off!
J: Ooww.
J: Right, what else to do?
Z: I'm like crying off this makeup. J: Yeah, same....
Z: You need to do- J: *blows out air* Z: Ooh!
J: It looks like I'm trying to stitch in your eyebrows.
Z: Let's do a bit of highlight.
Joe: Okay, what's highlight?
Z: So highlight is like, on top of the cheekbones. J: Okay...
Z: On what part of the body would you use a kohl?
J: A coal? Z: A kohl.
Z: K-O-H-L.
J: Um, it's inside your arm. Your forearm.
J: That's a coil!
J: Sorry... Z: No, that isn't even a coil! Come on.
J: Um, oh. *shock* Aaah!
Z: Where would you use a kohl. A kohl.
J: Did you see my finger? Z: Come on. J: Look at my finger.
*laughter*
J: *screams* Z: Joe!
J: Ah, I'm trying to think.
J: As in: it has to do with makeup. Makeup related? Z: Yes...
Z: So what part of the face? J: Part of the face... Eyes?
Z: Yes! J: Was that alright? Z: Yes, Joe. J: YES!
Zoe: Well done.
J: I have no idea what it is, but the eyes...
Z: It's an, it's an eyeliner.
Z: I'm afraid to say it. It might be time for mascara...
J: Oh god. Bad news for you. Z: I know.
J: I'll go for this one. Z: Okay.
J: That scares me. That looks like a posh tampon.
Z: It does actually. It really does.
Z: A disco tampon.
Z: Name three powder- J: Aah. Aaahah.
Z: Name three powder beauty products.
Z: Come on. J: Powder? Z: Yeah. J: Tanya Burr.
Z: No. J: -Cosmetics. Z: No, the actual product.
Z: Three products that are powder. J: Okay, okay.
J: Um, blusher? Z: Yes. J: Oh god, this is so- Zoe, Aah.
J: That's stuck.
J: Blusher? Z: Yes. J: Aargh.
J: Um, blender.
Z: No, Joe. J: Splender?
J: Um,
Z: I think splender is a type of- J: What's the one that does your contours?
J: Contour. Oh, ah, I"m trying to concentrate. Ah, I'm trying to fight it so hard.
J: Contours! Z: Come on. J: Zoe, I'm so scared.
Joe: I really don't want to blind you. Not today anyway, after I do that.
J: *shock* AAAH! Z: Oh!
J: Oh, keep that eye shut, please. Please, keep that eye shut.
J: Okay. Z: So you got blusher, yes,.
J: Blusher, um...
J: Blusher... The other one...
J: I don't know. Icing sugar? I don't know.
Z: What would you put on your face as a powder? You've even put it on!
J: Uh, don't know. Z: P- actual powder!
J: Uh, bronzer, brozer!
Z: Bronzer. 3x J: Ahhh.
J: Owheee... Oh my god.
*silent laughter*
J: I can't, I can't handle to look up right now. I don't want to look.
J: I don't want to look. I'm-
J: Oh oh oh.
J: Ah, no st-.
J: I'm not doing that!
J: I'm not doing that.
Joe: This- I'm not doing that.
*laughter and screams from Joe*
J: Uh, what. Z: Come on, Joe.
*Joe groaning*
Z: What about- J: Just stop it.
Z: What about- what about what you actually...
J: I can't remember.
*laughter*
J: Ooh, eyeshadow.
Z: Yeah!
J: Ah, turn it off. Turn it off, please.
*Joe moaning*
Z: Well... J: Wait till you see yourself in the mirror.
J: You're gonna LOL. At least I didn't blind you.
Z: Yes, to be fair. You did alright. J: That was quite good.
Zoe: Okay, lipstick. J: Oh god. This is
is the big one, isn't it? Z: Yes.
J: Is it the last one? Z: Yes.
Z: Are you ready? J: Yep- Aaah.
J: Just wait, look at the forearm. Z: Oh my god.
Z: Which famous international beauty brand started out with a shop in Brighton?
J: Oh. Eh- *shock and groaning* Okay.
J: Eh, ehm. Lush?
Z: No. J: The Body Shop.
Z: YES! J: Was it? Z: Yeah, oh my god.
J: Do another one. 2x
Z: Okay. Keep going. J: I'm good.
Z: What was the scent in my Sweet Inspirations beauty range?
J: What, vanilla? Z: *repeats question* J: Oh, gingerbread?
Z: No. J: Aaah.
J: Eh, marshmallow?
J: *in pain*
J: Stop. AAAH!
Joe: Ehm...
J: Beef?
J: Beef!
J: Eh, chicken? Ehm, Candy floss!
Z: No. J: Popcorn! Z: No.
J: Ehm, oh my god Zoe.
J: I actually- my arm is locked into place.
J: Makes my muscles look bigger. Z: You're getting this all over my teeth.
J: Oh my god. Z: *giggles*
J: Eh, rabbit?
Z: No, rabbit?
J: The flavour, what was the flavour?
Z: Yes.
J: Tutti Frutti. Eh, Marzipan?
Z: Oh, you're so close! J: Eh, bakery? Um, cookie dough.
Z: No. J: Cookie dough!
J: Eh, Jesus!
*laughter*
J: AAAH!
J: What's it called? Eh, bread? I don't know.
J: B- Chocolate? Chocolate. Popcorn. Sweet nuts.
J: Eh, cheese. Chives.
Joe: Stop it, stop it.
*laughter*
J: My hand- my hand's sweating.
*laughter*
Z: In the shop- J: Yeah. Z: -it's called Ladurée. Or La durée, I don't know how to pronounce it.
J: Oh, I know. I know what this is.
J: Go for it.
J: Ladurée, ladurée... *mumbles incoherently*
J: Oh, macarons! 2x Z: Yeah! J: Turn it off! 2x
Z: Yeah! Well done.
*Joe's in pain*
J: Stop! Also, look at the size of my arm.
Z: Oh my god. That's not- you're tensing that. J: I need this every day.
Z: Oh my god.
Z: All over my teeth. J: Ah...
J: I'm so s- It looks good, though.
Z: How well do you think Joe did?
Steve (offscreen): Oh, you've got makeup on?
Z: Yeah...
Alfie (offscreen): Can we see?
Z: Ready? J: So much. It's difficult. Z: Ready?
Alfie: Yeah.
*laughter and screams* Alfie: Oh my god.
J: And that is not- I'm not exaggerating. That was how- I was trying hard.
Z: That was Joe trying.
Z: Thank you so much, Joe. I am ready for my night out.
J: Always a pleasure.
*Zoe giggling*
Z: We also filmed over on Joe's channel where I didn't
look as terrifying, but it was terrifying.
Z: We filmed 'What's in the box' over on Joe's channel, so make sure
you go check that out. I'll leave a link in the description box.
Z: Also make sure to subscribe to Joe whilst you're there.
J: Yeah, because I am very close to -eh- ten million.
J: Diamond play button. I'm only two million away, guys.
Z: *claps hands* No, oh my god. J: You go ele- Z: Wait, you're two million away?
J: Yeah, but if you- I just need your subscribers. You have eleven so, surely...
Z: Surely, there's so of you that are not subscribed yet.
Z: So yeah, make sure you go subscribe.
Z: Also, give the video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it. Yeah!
J: Do it. That shows engagement. Which is great. Z: Yes, exactly.
Z: And also if you're not- J: Caps are still relevant. Sorry.
J: Keep going.
Z: Also if you're not subscribed to this channel, yet, then make sure you hit the subscribe button and
make sure you hit the notification button so you always know when I upload a video.
Alfie: You're nearly at twenty mill subs, only eight mill away.
*laughter*
Z: I'm gonna go wash this monstrosity off my face.
Z: And Joe's gonna sit with the TENS machine on his other arm to balance it out for a while.
J: Yeah, cause it's given me a big ol' bicep.
Z: Yeah, look at that! That looks quite impressive.
J: That's taking me back to the roof thatching days. I tell you I was a roof thatcher once.
Z: Let's get the hell out of here.
Z: Joe. You're too yellow. J: But it makes me look more tanned.
* Zoe laughs*
Z: Ah, aw.
J: Oh oh.
Z: Do you think anyone's ever like realised, seperately, how long our necks are?
J: I feel like we'd be great if we joined the tribe, to have the rings.
Z: Yes...
Z: I was going to say something. And I've forgotten what I wanted to say.
J: Joe, you're a great brother and I'm glad you're here.
J: Actually, recently...
Z: I feel like I elongated my neck and it's freaking me out.
Z: I can like feel it in my back.
J: Yeah, I feel like I need to do this now. Z: Yeah, same.
Z: Could you pass my phone, actually, cause it has the questions on it. It's down there.
Z: Thank you!
J: I am not your slave.
Z: Name that film.
Alfie (offscreen): What colour are Zoe's eyes?
*silence*
Alfie: Oh...
Z: Steve! Steve: Green, green. J: That's wrong, isn't it?
Z: Yes. J: It's blue!
Steve: Are they blue?
*Steve screams as he gets shocked*
Steve: No, they're green.
Steve: Okay, I am- Is that full?
J: That's pretty much full, yes. Probably. This is full.
Steve: I can't do- J: That's full. Steve: That's so- wow.
Steve: Was yours like that? J: Yeah.
J: So keep running your hand through your hair. Okay, run 'em again.
Steve: Yeah. J: Okay, keep doing that.
Steve: Don't just go full in. J: I'm not. I'll gradually build it up.
J: Are you good? Here we go. Keep going. 3x
Steve: Oh god. J: Do you think you can do it?
J: Keep going.
Steve: Is it bad to fight it? J: Stick it- slow it down, make it like into-
J: Keep going.
Steve: What's this finger doing?
J: Have fear. High five. Three, two, one.
Steve: AAAH!