WIL WHEATON: Hey.
There's no new "TableTop" this week.
But there is a gag reel from "Wits & Wagers"
and me on a zip line.
Next week it's "Pandemic." Until then, play more games!
Woo!
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh my god.
Holy cow.
Is he going to go all the way up?
MALE SPEAKER: Almost.
FEMALE SPEAKER: And then come back down.
MALE SPEAKER: Yep.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, god.
WIL WHEATON: Today on "TableTop," Veronica Belmont,
Jimmy Wong, and Phil LaMarr are here to play the role of
my children in a--
at least I got to the names, so we can cut it.
I was really happy with it up until I [BLEEP]
the bed.
--are here to play the role of my children in a fantastic,
family game.
And I forget what I say next.
Then, the answer--
dammit!
Now, we put our meeples on the answer we believe is correct--
sorry.
--and we score.
FEMALE SPEAKER: We're rolling.
WIL WHEATON: That's not in here.
That's a fart truck across the street.
They're unloading farts across the street.
Just put out all open flames.
Now we all talk about it, and figure out how to just keep
talking without really saying anything, and ruining an
otherwise very good introduction.
The White House has five full time "chefts." "Chefts?"
Is that too precious?
MALE SPEAKER: Oh, hold on just a second.
Are we having another sound issue?
VERONICA BELMONT: Oh, it's me.
It's my field.
WIL WHEATON: I tell you, not a big fan of talkies.
Nothing but problems since the talkies came in.
Are there even 19 animals in the world?
VERONICA BELMONT: I wasn't been told there would be
numbers involved in this game.
PHIL LAMARR: Welcome to the American public school system.
There's dogs, there's cats.
VERONICA BELMONT: You guys, I don't think there were 19
animals on the ark.
WIL WHEATON: Yeah, I think that's right.
JIMMY WONG: [HUMMING "JEOPARDY" THEME SONG]
Are we allowed to use that music?
WIL WHEATON: You can use that much of it.
VERONICA BELMONT: You guys, I'm not having fun anymore
because I'm not winning.
We can't use our iPhones, right?
WIL WHEATON: No.
PHIL LAMARR: It's not "Wits, Wagers and iPhones."
WIL WHEATON: Oh, and then the card's like, hey dick, here's
one of several routes that go through only seven states.
JIMMY WONG: Wait, really?
WIL WHEATON: I knew that you went down that way.
What did I count?
JIMMY WONG: I wasn't on the bottom--
WIL WHEATON: [BLEEP]
you, Tennessee.
I totally counted Louisiana.
VERONICA BELMONT: Oh no.
WIL WHEATON: What did you do?
VERONICA BELMONT: The cap fell off.
WIL WHEATON: Oh no.
VERONICA BELMONT: I'm sorry.
WIL WHEATON: You stained the table.
PHIL LAMARR: You know what?
You bought it.
VERONICA BELMONT: And if my answer's not right, those
girls are liars.
And I will go to their homes, and I will tell them that to
their little lying faces.
JIMMY WONG: This was taken in 2008, by the way.
Did the teenagers in your head still listen to the radio?
VERONICA BELMONT: That's so cute.
PHIL LAMARR: That's how old the man in his head is.
Get off my lawn!
WIL WHEATON: Turn down that Victrola!
Oh, [BLEEP]
me in the face.
I'm supposed to win the family if it's a family question and
I don't know.
Also I said [BLEEP]
me in the face in relation to the family.
So just in case it's more than four hours.
And if it's more than four hours then you still win.
You son of a [BLEEP].
PHIL LAMARR: I join you in Loserville then.
Aw.
VERONICA BELMONT: So do we have to do a tiebreaker?
WIL WHEATON: So hold on a second.
I was the only winner, and now I even lose at
being the only loser?
[BLEEP]
this!
Yeah.
So this is Jimmy and "Ver-on-ic-bleh."
VERONICA BELMONT: My name is very long.
WIL WHEATON: Yeah.
This sucks.
Nick?
JIMMY WONG: It was an honor.
VERONICA BELMONT: Oh, I liked it!
I thought it was funny.
WIL WHEATON: No, it's awful.
It's Jimmy and "Ver-on-i-bleh." Look, if
you're watching this, it's because I put it
on an outtake reel.
Jimmy and "Ver-on-i-bleh."
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