Listen up, happy Krustomers! For the low price of a quarter,
now you too can make that important call,
while you're eating a Krabby Patty!
[ringing]
Ahoy there, Krusty Krab.
Eugene Krabs, proprietor, speaking.
[laughing evilly] Give away your Krabby Patties.
Give them all away!
[gasping]
What kind of obscene phone call is this?
When I find out who you are, I'm gonna-
Must. Give. Patties. Away.
No money. Patties. Free!
Free patties? Oh, Mr. Krabs.
You finally found your inner generosity.
Hooray!
Krabby Patties for everyone!
The crab is picking up the tab!
[cheering]
All. Free.
[cheering]
[laughing]
Uh, what just happened?
Oh boy, a quarter! I knew this thing would pay off.
Patties here! Free patties!
Get your patties while they're hot,
get 'em while they're free!
Free?!
SpongeBob, there's no free lunches
at the Krusty Krab! Have you gone insane?
Get back in the kitchen and stitch these patty halves
back together, so we can sell them again!
[sighing] It was too good to last.
[ringing]
Krusty Krab, Eugene-
[laughing] Now, give away your money!
Every last cent.
Must. Give away. Money.
[cheering]
Give away. All money. Boy-o.
But... You just said that...
Oh, I knew you were only kidding, Mr. Krabs!
You really are generous!
He-he, another quarter! I love this phone!
[cheering]
Whoo! [laughing]
Whee!
[cheering]
SpongeBob! What are you doing with me money?!
Well I thought you told me to, Mr. Krabs,
I... Oh, I don't understand.
[ringing]
And now, Krabs... give away The Krusty Krab!
[laughing]
Yes! With this laser cannon, I can finally blast Krabs! Huh?
Hummina-wha?
Here is deed. To Krusty Krab. She's all yours.
Something doesn't seem right here.
But, like Granny Plankton always says:
"Never look at gift snail under the shell!"
I win! [laughing]
I'm the greatest! [laughing]
Huh? Uh-oh.
Ooh... [chuckles]
Oh. What the? Where's me quarter?
[laughing]
Perhaps generosity is its own reward?
Never!
[laughing]
[gasping]
Uh...
[groaning]
Huh? [gasping]
[laughing]
Hey, what's the big idea?
And where's that quarter you owe-
I'm free! [laughing]
Um... Hey, kid, lend me a quarter for the bus?
Sure thing, Mr. Demon!
I'm finally free! [laughing]
[ringing]
Now this ain't so bad.
Steady work, and plenty of quarters!
[laughing] A crab could get used to this.
Whoa! Hey! What's going on?!
[thudding]
[grunting]
Hey, Squidward, get that hunk of junk outta here, would ya?
Come on.
Gladly.
Hello? Anyone wanna make a cal? Only costs a quarter!