Glitchy Boy and SMG4 intro
[Mario humping the mailbox]
{You got mail!}
o shot
Mario: Whoa! Guess what time it is?
HERE WE GOOOOOO!
- AHAHAHAHA! - WAAAAAAAH!
[Crying]
Mario! No... [Italian gibberish]
[Laughing] Yahoo!
[More laughter]
Ded
𝔻𝕆 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕄𝔸ℝ𝕀𝕆!
ded
[MOAR DAHNSING]
[Luigi regrets everything]
Ohhhhhhhhh...
Mamma Mia...
Oho ha ha ha!
Oh yeah! [Italian gibberish]
[silence]
rip
ded
[Crying]
𝕠𝕜 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠
[Master Hand Laughing]
[More Laughing]
[Master Hand "Gibberishing" while laughing]
- WAAAAAAH! - Whoa!
[Even more laughing]
BOOM!
[Boopkins singing]
No more playtime 4u
GiVe Me AlL tHE GoDdAmN mOnEy Or-
Monty Mole: WUT TE FEK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
[Inkling gibberish]
Welcome to SMASH 5, LOSA
(MERA)
{It's ya boi, Asskis- Ah I mean Mario!}
(Uh huh....)
[Still laughing]
Uhh, I didn't choose to come here, I was kidnapped!
[LOTS OF LAUGHING]
Lesson 2: Don't translate M.Hand's Laughing
[Pichu x3]
Lesson 3: Don't be an annoying bitch (ded)
[Snake saying Metal gear repeatedly.... No one respects lesson 3...]
UUnnnhh!
[Obeying lesson 2]
Oh boy!
[Linkese]
*ding*
[Smack, more Linkese]
2
2FAR
2FAR4
2FAR4ME
boop
Sharksˢʰᵃʳᵏˢ (WUT)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eeeeehhhhhhh? [Link don't know]
[Link is a helicopter]
That's cool...I guess.
You think ma boi
[Screaming in panic]
Ugh!
Ded
R.I.P SMG4
R.I.P SMG4 (Failure!)
[Evil laughter]
Ah yeeeeeeeeeeees! :D
[Inkling gibberish]
No! [Italian gibberish]
Woohoo! Yaahaa! [Record scratch]
[Squid Language]
[More Inkling gibberish]
Lesson 5: Be sure you can jump!
rip
2 high 4 u
[Nope]
[Crying]
Oh no! Mamma Mia! Hmm...
Bonus Lesson: Don't ship Mario x Meggy.
[Inkling noises]
You are going to fly for me!
wtf?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Thud]
Lesson 6: Don't give up!
[More Inkling noises]
[Even more Inkling noises]
Okie dokie!
WEEHEE!
[Mario and Meggy noises]
[More grunts]
[Thud]
[Inkling happy noises] (CONGRATS MOFO)
ded (When you get drunk or high)
Ohhhhhhh...where am I...?
Hoo Hoo! Ha!
Uhh Luigi do I have to be here? I don't wanna be in Smash.
[Italian gibberish] No... [M. Hand is chilling in the background]
Lesson 4 - OK you get the point.
[nom]
OK, what do you want to me to do?
Hoo hoo ho! [Italian gibberish]
Okie dokie! Ho ho!
Oh, Is that all? That's too easy!
Mamma Mia... Ohhhhhh...
Eh x69
Eh x666
Eh x9000
You sux
Uhh, this is too much for me. I don't think I can do it.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOOOO
Uhh...uhh...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Silence
Dad, Dad, Can you hit the sandbag, Please? (Luigi: Dafuq)
fart
{Wrecked}
OH MY GAWD JESUS
HOLY SHIT!
Lesson 7: Depend on your dad on everything! [Especially if he's literally Cthulu]
bruh
- [Laughing] - WAWAWAWA!
[Laughing] Yahoo! Ah!
[Mumbling]
Ehhhhh...
[Noise] Oh yeah! Ahhhh!
Heheh... Oh yeah! Bleh! Ahhh!
Eh!
[Laughing] Beautiful!
Wahaha! Waluigi, number one!
C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon.
Wahaha! Oh yeah!
NAAAAAAHH!
[Wahahoo laughter]
Boom.
Bam.
Bap.
[Wahahee noises] Wario: Badabap boom. Pow!
[More Wahahee noises]
Oh no!
WAAH!
Like a sambooooody!
Ha Ha! Yeah!
DO DE HUSTLE'
[Ded]
Waluigi Time!
Oh no!
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
[Humping things: the game]
Aaaaaaa
WALUIGI TIME!
[Rekt]
(Laughing)
gud
LeT's Go BrInG iT On BiTcHeS!
1v1 Me BrO!
I'm S TiEr. WhO aM I fIgHtInG? LeT me At ThEm, I'lL dO mY SUpEr TrAsH fInAl SmAsH!
INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
HeY wAiT. WhErE aRe U gOiN-
Ur ded big boi
What the fuuuuuuu-
[Pelo battle cry]
Oh GoSh My OvArIeS! U wOt M8?!
[More Pelo stuff]
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! COMBO X504! 3892830+ Points!
PINGAS!
[Grunt]
Oh HeLl YeS pLeAsE gIvE mE sOm-
LOSAH
bUlLsHiT, wHaT tHe HelL iS tHiS sTuPiD-
[Hysterical screaming]
LoOkS liKe I'm GONn4 hAvE tO uSe My FiNaL SmAsH!
[Oooh right in the skojeelies]
[Scream of sheer agony]
YeA bOi!
[Even more Pelo battle cry]
TiME 2 DiE.
WHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHACHA
Oh ShIt! CaN't StOp ThE BoB!
CaN't StOp ThE-
[Gang rape]
U tHiNk U cAn BeAt Me? LeT mE tElL u SoMeThinG!
I havn't showered in 24 years...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lesson 8: Don't Shower at all.
CaN't StOp ThE BoB! 3x
CaN't StOp ThE- -
[Stops the Bob]
Ded
[Bowser gibberish and laughing]
[Toad gibberish and laughing]
[Laughing]
Sweet baby Jesus
[Gibberish]
🎵Go Go Power Rangers!🎵
🎵Ow, F*ck, Ow God!🎵
🎵Go Go Power Rangers!🎵
🎵AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🎵
🎵Go Go Power Rangers!🎵 I'm the best!
🎵You Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!🎵
[Is this Smash Bros. or Godzilla or Pacific Rim or Ultra Man or what?]
R.I.P Bowser
I did it! I did it! I did it!
[Evil laughter]
Oh look! There are characters that weren't in the episode! These include John Cena, King K. Rool, that guy everyone says is too big for Smash Bros, Crash Bandicoot and others!
No ThIs Is BuLlShIt! I'm NoT iN it CuZ I'm 2 OvErPoWeReD.
[Evil laughter]
[Drum roll]
:D
D:
[Evil Laughter]
Thank you so much for playing my game, you piece of shit! :D (No you're a piece of shit.)
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Bye!