- Parklife 2018!
We are at Mega Clothes.
One of the best stalls here!
We are all about customer service, value for money.
One love!
Blessed love!
Bumbaclaaat!
- Tell Busta Rhymes, if he doesn't give me that tenner
I'm gunna f*cking batter him
I'm Nanny Banton, Manchester's Finest
We're at Parklife in the bogs...
Where you from?
- Scarborough.
- Where's that?
- Exactly.
- East Coast.
- Are they real Timberlands?
- Yes, they're real!
- Watch out!
You've both got Timberlands on?
- What?
- Real Timberlands?
- Yes, they are real.
- Where'd you get them from?
- The Timberland shop.
- Cheetham Hill?
- Mental, oi oi!
What you saying...
- Come to La Discotheque!
- Who you on the phone to?
- My mum.
- How's she doing?
- She's alright. I was gonna bring her down here,
but you know.
- What? Is she into this sort of stuff?
- She's not really into rave that much.
- Raves? Nah, what more like Tom Jones?
- Tom Jones, Frank Sinatra, that kinda thing.
- To be fair, I'd rather be at
Tom Jones or Frank Sinatra.
- Really, why?
- Sex Machine innit!
He didn't even do Sex Machine did he!
- Sex Bomb.
He's popped his gun. Wheey!
- I'm flacid.
- Yeah, so what you doing?
- We're protecting you from the Communists.
- Nice one. Keeping up the good work.
Pervin' on birds with them binoculars.
- Nah, pervin' on you--
- Oh, f*ckers. Nice one!
Right, so this is Ben from Manchester's Finest,
and he's a bit of an a**hole.
What we're gonna do is tell some victims that he's
some famous DJ, and see if we can get 'em to
sing some lyrics or something.
What are you gonna be called?
- ED209.
- Yeah, sick!
RoboCop.
So, if you can sing some ED209 lyrics, you can win
tickets to next year's festival.
- What should we sing?
- ED209 lyrics.
- Come on, go on.
** INAUDIBLE**
- No that's not the one.
- He didn't say...
What did you say? Who?
- ED209.
Don't go chasin' waterfalls, you stick to the rivers
- I don't know.
- and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way
or nothing at all
but I think you're moving too fast
Not movin' fast enough pal.
So that's ED209.
- Oh, is that you?
- Yeah! I'm on the stage in 10 minutes.
- Oh, I didn't know that.
- Oh, it's out! It's out! It's out! It's out!
- What kind of music do you do?
- Where are you from?
- Saint Albans.
- Where?
- Hertfordshire.
- Got a good hospital haven't they?
- Hmm?
- Don't they have a good hospital?
- Yeah, I think so.
- Do you want to grab a quick chat with us?
We're giving away, uh--
- I don't want to talk.
- She doesn't want to talk. She just wants to f*ck.
Techno tent. F*ck that right off! No way.
We're backstage with Levelz at Parklife.
What's you guys saying?
Alright, he's off. What you saying, Fox?
- I'm saying--
Swang dang dang dang booooyyyy!
- Nice, nice. What you saying, Bricks?
- Swang dang diddly booooyyyy!
- Skittles?
** CENSORED **
- Rich? Rich? Rich? Come on you kn*b.
Rich, what you saying? How's it gone today?
- It's been long, but eventful.
- Kinda feel like everyone's waiting for Drake.
- You're a kn*b head, You're a kn*b head,
You're a kn*b head,.
Never heard of ED209? - No.
- Well, if you can sing some lyrics to an ED209 song,
we'll give you two tickets to next year's festival.
Just make some words up. You gotta sing it.
- Oop, there it is! Oop, there it is! Oop, there it is!
- Oop, there it is!
- If you can sing some ED209 lyrics.
You must know who ED209 is?
- Whisper it to me.
- Everywhere I go I see the same hoooooes!
- Nah that's not it, sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry, love.
- Can you not tell me them?
- I can't I don't know them myself.
Never heard of him.
- I'll Google it!
- Yeah Google it! Google it!
ED209!
- I've been looking at your show, and you know,
you need a bit help so I just thought--
- Oh come on don't be like that.
- It was alright, you know,
but remember my show?
- No
- Didn't have one! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Walked straight into that one, didn't you you?
I'm just a natural, and I've only
just walked in to this show.
But I watch Jeremy Kyle regular.
- You've been on Jeremy Kyle regular.
- But I can shut down
a working class lad
as easily as he can.
- No we can't, we can't.
We can't for licensing.
- Give us a sample,
sample, sample, sample, sample!
- He can't do a sample for licensing.
No one ever got laid from beatboxing.
You know what I mean?
- Doug E Fresh got laid from beatboxing.
Slick Rick and Doug E Fresh.
Check this one.
Instant like, can't see me I'm a different type of artist
bars I don't spit them like
Wrap that in a Rizzla and light, I'm a wavy guy,
feelin like Slick Rick in 1985
Without the big chains and big rings
Ragoloco I'm on big tings
hello, young world, boys and girls.
- How's it been going at the gym recently?
- Pretty sick, pretty sick.
- Workin' on them arms?
- Yeah, yeah.
Trying my best
trying to keep up with you.
- Yeah not a lot of people can keep up with my arms.
- Anyway, only one way to settle it!
- It's a f*ckin arm wrestle!
- Okay get it in.
- Dead professional, hold it!
- Three, two, one!
Go!
- Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
Think you can do Levelz like that?
- Nanny Banton in the building!
- Oh yeah, how embarrassing.
- What a bizarre connection!
- Where do you know me from?
- My first experience, I think,
was Parklife 2K16.
Toddla T's on the decks.
You come through as a civilian,
grab the mic, spit the bars,
nasty finish.
It was brilliant.
- I don't remember this.
Sounds amazing though.
It was amazing, I can confirm.
- What's your name?
- Si D. Nanny Banton in the building.
And we love it.
- Yes. Life.
- Live and direct!
Congrats on the new show as well, my man.
- Apparently you want to speak to Levelz.
So, I'm Levelz.
I write all the bars.
I make most of the music, he makes some of the music.
I write all the bars for everyone
except Fox 'coz he scares me.
- Everyone's scared of Fox anyway.
How you feeling then Stu?
- F*ck off.
So day two of Parklife,
everyone's a bit rough.
Where you goin' Stu?
Off to the bogs.
Get it out lad!
Some people just can't handle Parklife.
How was that?
- McDonald's innit.
- Maccie D's in the bog.
Catching up with some guys backstage were here with Slay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man like Slay, all that.
- Straight up Manchester G.
Slay you gonna drop some sh*t?
- Drop some sh*t?
- Yeah. I'm gonna drop a sh*t anyway.
- Yeah, yeah.
Parklife.
Nanny Banton and Friends.
Man like Slay inside.
Soul II Soul in the background.
Big up everyone.
RIP Miggs.
Yo, listen.
I ain't some new school grime head
popped up spittin just come outta nowhere, nah.
Man are from the 0, man were gettin shot,
man like you can't go there.
So if you get on the mic
ain't chattin bout gun
that ain't gunna get you nowhere.
Coz if man try come, we'll make them run
now you can't find them nowhere.
Got me like JK, pull up like oh yeah
about you who from where, man don't care.
I'm from the 0 where, grease man guys like you
don't grow there. And there's never no love when you go there.
Man'll make your day turn grey like old hair.
Come wanna spit you might see a bit of snow there.
You can be with me, you can be my enemy
forget your best theres not a lot that is tellin me
the way I'm on the mic it's a felony.
Yeah? Man like Slay.
All day.
- Big up, big up, big up.
Right, lads don't use that bog!
Right, so Stu.
End of Parklife Festival 2018.
What have been your favorite bits so far?
- I must say I really enjoyed Levelz yesterday.
Chimpo today obviously.
- It wouldn't be a Parklife Festival
if we didn't have the rain
and that looks like it's coming down pretty bad now.
Yeah Levelz were sick yesterday.
I haven't seen anyone else.
I've mostly just been hanging around
in the booze rooms
and the brothels of North Manchester
for the past 24 hours so,
I haven't really got
much else to comment on the music.
Also where has Danny Misell been?
Yeah Danny f*cking missing.
Puttin' all this sh*t on his Instagram.
Where the f*ck is he, Danny?
Bet you're at the gym aren't ya?
Apparently Bane has got a load a drinks vouchers
he's not used yet so, uh.
What stage is he on?
The Future Sounds of Music or something?
- Yeah, the Sound of Music.
- The Future Sound, yeah, yeah.
It's like the musical The Sound of Music
but set in Tron.
And on that note I think we're gonna
go and have a sh*t and call it a day.
Alright, nice one.
Catch you next time! Peace!