hey everyone sid here and this is my i'm vlog watching thingy
i pick up these cards and say stuff and you listen that's how it works
what's my thing wow that's tough just one because i really love
things this kid is brilliant what is the evil dummy i don't know lots of lettuce are they
toenails and not just the usual stuff like moldy lettuce and toenails stored in size order sid
what exactly was the fascination with toenails i don't know they're just so toenaily some of
the things i'm into are out of the ordinary out of this world even ready captain fred
five four three two one
so it'd be like this except for the best spaceship
i mean is there anything more intriguing than the possibility of life forms from other planets
the answer is no by the way oh it's a crop circle the radio station making me report on
it a corpse circle yeah basically a farmer goes to sleep with normal crops then the next day they
wake up and suddenly all these weird shapes have appeared so the only answer is aliens
crop circles should be around here for an investigative journalist
tyler wasn't that into investigation to be honest he was much more into chocolate bars and crisps
that was it the crop circle was meant to be right here we're too late the farmer's cleared it off
my days i can't believe we've wasted a whole day on this you can't believe it we only missed
it because you spent so long eating snacks oh come on sid grow up crop circles are not real
i think tyler must have been hungry or something that day
because he did see the light eventually hey sorry i'm a bit busy
well it says in here crop circles often appear in twos and threes
there might be another one out there tyler
and that's when things got really interesting
it's a crop circle what an amazing thing to be visited by actual aliens oh my goodness i can't
believe it you're right all along i knew it aliens are real and to think that some people say that
it's done by other people threatening the crops with planks as if someone would go through all
that bother for no reason certainly no one i know would do that oh good one my friends
now i don't think there's anyone in the dg who isn't my friend but there can be only
one thread i'm not sure i could cope with more than one yeah me and this crazy guy go way back
through thick and thin he may be the silent type but fred's always been there for me we're
inseparable most of the time want to see fred again bring chocolate to the garden tell anyone
and fred gets it fred kidnapped talk about worst nightmare scenario become
an actual reality scenario i had to get fred back whatever it took
but it turned out this little fella was in worse job than i thought
i can't believe this story it all might just have been a big misunderstanding
luckily i was able to call on my super sharp deductive powers
to work out who was behind all this
are you going to tell me and scott no not my style no need to say who the fred knapper was
it's all water under the bridge now even though it was mean and cruel
and selfish greedy and unkind all right we get the message it wasn't you was it floss
no why's it always me that gets the blame anyway there were mitigating circumstances like what
chocolate is really lovely yeah i know fred's not your normal best friend some people even say that
that it's all a bit weird
and that's something that makes me sad when people get cold weird got a favorite color
wrong how old are you two and a half nah too weird it happens to me a lot
whenever i turn up somewhere new it's usually only just a matter of time can you just shut
up for a second do i say something wrong just get lost weirdo nobody's interested you'd have to see
you but that was pretty mean to see when he first arrived although he didn't kidnap anyone did he
when people called me
that word it used to really upset me then i met nurse people used to say me and my dad was weird
he was into model building so i was too we used to do it together we made boats steam trains big ben
out of matchsticks that sounds wicked sometimes i just wish i could be more normal normal's boring
right and nobody should tell you otherwise can i ask you something
shoot do you think i'm weird yeah really weird that's why i like you weird school
normal is boring stay weird nice right next one
my talents right let's be scientific about this one and start by ruling some out
chess once again congratulations 10 nil 10 nil no not really golf probably not
yeah definitely not what about dancing come on sit go my son i'll let the others decide on that one
what is that
well maybe there's some room for improvement with practice
anything's possible sid is truly a terrible dancer with me brain stuff usually works better
although the world of the mind is a mysterious one take the power of hypnotism
for instance you're feeling optimistic energized anything is possible in this
exciting new and efficient world when you wake you will feel efficient motivated 5 4 three
two one you're back in the room oh i do feel different more efficient more motivated i need
to organize a clean up and maybe it is possible to be too talented or something dangerously talented
see this is our plan of attack we're at war at war with clutter we shall dust the
bedrooms tidy the communal areas and descale the kitchen we shall never surrender come on
i thought he said that it turned out that scott was pretending all along no i hypnotized him to
believe he wasn't hypnotized it's one of the hardest skills to perfect and
what have we got to finish oh that's a great one i love a mission and they usually go really well
okay it's not as close as it sounds the night i spent in a
tent to test my survival skills was please don't hurt me an adventure
lesson number six never leave a man behind and the chance to face my fear of cows
head-on where is it the cow what you mean this cow
sorry mean trick what are they gonna be scared of cows we all have our phobias yeah and it's
no wonder cows get a bit noisy at night with all those aliens out there making crop circles
and everyone thanks maximi after we gave the dg an epic health and safety overhaul
where's the glasses where they always are
there's loads of cutlery missing and i think the freezer's broken everything's defrosted
someone pulled the plug out you'd do that one guess
are you two behind this we've made everything safe although very occasionally
like that time i try to stop me from getting a job somewhere else missions can go a tiny bit wrong
the quickest route is a straight line between two points
and sometimes i can even get a tiny bit seriously injured see he's still not picking up sid wait
there it is
finally i've been sending thought rays raising my location for ages
i have a muscular skull injury to my medial malleolus otherwise known as an ankle sprain
it's all part of the fun having new interesting injuries and learning the
proper medical names for them who's not gonna love that and who knows what mission awaits next
one thing's for sure i'll be up for the job ready to face it with great enthusiasm and gusto
oh and with fred too see ya
you