[MUSIC PLAYING]
Yo, Fox has a new reality show called "Labor of Love."
Yeah, it's about a lady who really wants to get pregetone.
You know what I'm saying?
Meet Kristy.
ANNOUNCER: Fox gives birth to a new kind of dating show.
I'm nervous, too, so--
ANNOUNCER: Because she's not just looking for love.
I want to have a baby this year.
God damn.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax.
Relax, lady.
Yo, lady, if you want to have a baby this year, you
gotta start [MUTED] right now.
Also, you can't say that on the first date.
You can't just be like, so, you know, I like Netflix shows.
And I really just want you to crack my shit
and give me a baby.
Also, was that Kristen Davis in the beginning?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
I just watched "Sex and the City" the other night.
I know the syndication checks are still coming.
What's going on here? - You don't--
She don't need to do this.
You really don't.
ANNOUNCER: Who will she choose?
A doctor.
I went to Yale.
A firefighter.
I think you're so attractive.
A doctor?
The guys like, I went to Yale.
And the other guy's like, yeah, but I got a cat from a roof
last week.
He's like, hey!
Whoa!
He came in like a--
[LAUGHS]
That's big Jersey Shore, I'm wearing
a suit for the first time energy right there.
Yeah. Look at the color.
Yo, he didn't even button his shirt all the way to the top?
Hey, you the broad?
You the broad that wants the baby?
Good enough.
Let's shoot up the club like P Diddy and J.Lo.
Hey. - Hey!
You know what?
Hey.
ANNOUNCER: Don't miss a television
first, with huge surprises.
Help me.
What's the rose?
Like, what's this-- the-- who's gonna get the--
The baby, I guess.
Her womb.
PRODUCER: Do you guys want to meet the Dadchelors?
- The Dadchelors? - Yeah, sure.
Oh, good.
The Dadchelors. PRODUCER: I know.
There's gotta be a better name than the Dadchelors.
The inseminators.
I'm Jason.
All right.
OK, Charlotte, North Carolina, a lot
of flooring business owner.
Uh-- OK.
He's either an ally or he's MAGA.
There's no in between.
So I can't tell right now.
Can't tell.
PRODUCER: One out of five stars, you have to rate all the guys.
What do you give him?
He looks good for 38, for a white 38.
A flooring business owner, I like that.
I like that.
He loses points for Charlotte and North Carolina.
Yeah, also, flooring business owner is so nebulous.
Like, he could, like, work for like ABC Tile.
Or he could just be a guy in a van
who buys tiles at Home Depot.
So I don't know.
Jason, he getting a three out of 10 from me.
PRODUCER: Three out 10, great.
We're doing 10. Yeah.
Love it.
I thought we were doing five.
PRODUCER: We can do 10 or five.
It's your show.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
OK.
I give him one out of five. PRODUCER: Great.
I'm Matt.
I'm a former professional wrestler.
Right.
West Hempstead, you know the fucking vibe.
Uh-uh. - Hey, hey.
From "Strong Island."
You know the vibe.
That's right, pal.
All right, so Matt gets five out
of five because I know he's gonna
beat the shit out of Jason.
I know that.
My name is Alan.
I am from South Africa. - No.
- No. - No.
No. - No.
No. No.
Zero, zero.
Elon Musk, Doja Cat, South Africa.
I'm sensing a pattern.
Get him out of here.
I'm Trent.
I'm a tennis instructor.
Oh, no, Trent--
Trent-- as soon as you get pregnant,
Trent is somebody else.
Check out no socks on.
He got a big sucio energy.
Yo, he came out-- c'mon.
Any dude with no socks and loafers coming out
of a gull-wing door.
C'mon.
Tennis instructor?
More like tennis Imma f*ck her, like listen.
Yes.
Trent, I know me and Trent can get along.
So Trent, I'm going to have to give you a one,
because you should not be in this lady's life,
because you're going to wham bam, thank
you, ma'am and bounce after you knock her up.
Yeah.
He's out of there.
He belongs in Vegas.
That's his natural habitat.
Yeah
Look at him.
He looks like an illusionist.
Yo and look at the hat!
Like, the hat say it all.
Yeah.
He thought he was coming for Burning Man.
He's like Yo-- he's like it's not Burning Man,
but if you set the house on fire it's the same effect, bro.
Let's go.
STEWART (VOICEOVER): My name is Stuart.
I'm 40 years old from Los Angeles, California.
And I'm a CEO--
Wealth management CEO?
Ah
Boy.
Yo, Stuart.
Stuart bought a domain name and a PO box it was like Yo,
we ready.
Let's go.
Stuart's bringing big I don't have a lawyer,
but use LegalZoom energy.
So you know what?
Stuart, I don't know, I don't know if this
is the place for you, my guy.
I'm going to give him five.
Just for thugging it out.
Coming through like, yo, fuck it.
TALI (VOICEOVER): I'm Tali.
I'm 46.
I'm old enough now to know youth is wasted on the young.
What?
Oh
He's an attorney from Miami?
Yeah, I don't know, pal.
I don't know, buddy.
Also, these two together, that's "Miami Vice"
reboot right there.
Oh my god.
This is like-- this is half of the problems
in Miami, these two right here.
KEITH (VOICEOVER): I'm Keith.
I'm 38 years old.
I live in Los Angeles, California.
Yo, why did he bust in the door like it's Call of Duty?
Because he's a gym owner.
He's like [KICKING DOOR SOUND]
He's like, wake up!
It's time to have the best day of your life, let's go!
We're going to make a fucking baby!
Let's go! Let's make this baby!
GARY (VOICEOVER): I'm Gary, and I own my own company
making baseball bats.
OK.
What?
Baseball bat manufacturer?
Are you a beaver, dog?
Like what do you mean?
Very specific.
Gary?
I never seen everybody step up to the plate
swinging a Gary Athletics bat.
You know what I'm saying?
Gary.
PRODUCER: How many stars?
How many stars?
I'll give him four.
Just because I am Dominican, and he's
a baseball bat manufacturer.
That's fair.
BUDGE (VOICEOVER): My name is Budge.
Get out of here.
[BOOING]
These are made up names.
Why are you?
Come on, that's a Labrador retriever's name.
Come here, Budge.
WALKER (VOICEOVER): I'm Walker, and I'm a funeral director.
Nah, no.
No.
He get five out of five.
He gets five out of five because I enjoyed him on "Succession."
He was an amazing character.
(SINGING) L to the OG.
Yo, wow.