- This is like a giant butthole.
- Keith, why would you point out how that pillow looks like a butthole?
- It’s so butthole-ish!
(all laughing)
Look at this butthole!
- Oh! Alcohol!
(clinks) You got iced!
- [Rachel] Okay.
- Smirnoff, motherf**ker. Let me get this.
(laughing)
- [Eugene] Wait! - No, Ned! You didn’t get iced!
- I iced myself.
- Foot five! Boom!
(laughing) Ouch! That didn’t feel good.
- And with one surgery…
(laughing) No, it’s funny because
- [Zach] I got a pretty good angle!
- For a moment there, I was embarrassed that I was being filmed.
(laughing)
- There’s one up here, too, Keith.
(all laughing)
- A-PP.
(laughing)
- Woah!
(laughs)
- No more vodka for Ned.
- No, but a little bit more.
- Oh, shit!
(laughing)
I swear to god, I thought your cup was there!
(mispronouncing) Entrepeneurs.
- Entrepreneur.
(laughing)
(French accent) Entrepreneur.
(all laughing)
(mispronouncing) Entrepenure.
It’s one of those words.
(laughing)
Entrepreneur.
E…Entrepreneur.
(laughing) E-N-T…
R-O…
P…I don’t know.
(laughing) Entre…puh…
E-E-E?
(all laughing) N-E-O-U-R-E.
(laughing) Oh, I put on short shorts for this?
(all laughing)
- What if somebody hid it under the crawl space?
- [Keith] Yeah, but what if the Easter Bunny did?
(whistle blowing)
- I do not think anyone hid it under the crawl space.
- [Keith] Bunny rabbit. Uh, goofy little bunny baby.
(laughing)
Cute little sassy bunny.
Oh! Roger Rabbit?
Bugs Bunny?
Bugs Bunny? Uh, uh, Loony Toons?
Uh, uh,
- [Zach] Bugs Bunny’s so hot.
Looney Tunes? Uh, Tiny Toons Adventure?
Uh, the fucking, what could it be?
Roger Rabbit? Bugs Bunny?
- It’s out.
- Dang.
- It’s out.
- Mickey Mouse?
Ah.
- Chicken nugget!
I got a chicken sandwich!
- [Keith] Aw, damn it!
(Ned screaming)
(all laughing)
- It’s winter, baby!
That means serranos are in season.
Oh my god.
(laughing) Oh my god.
(screaming)
- You want me to add parentheses where you’re supposed to already do it?
There! I’m done!
As long as you follow the operations!
We’re just adding parentheses
to, like, reinforce the fact that it’s dividing and multiplying!
- [Rachel] Yeah!
- This question’s f**king bullshit!
- Your word is tarmac.
- Oh.
- That’s actually tough.
- No, you got this.
- Like a tarmac.
- State Farm is there.
(all laughing)
- The answer is 2,138,008.
- [Rachel] No, but Ned got it.
- Boob.
- [Rachel] No, no, no, no, no, no!
(all laughing)
(Ned screaming)
- [Keith] Oh my god, Ned! Your son’s things!
- Ariel’s going to be very upset.
- Pregnant! Pregnant!
Birth!
Baby! Baby!
Baby crown, baby headphones?
Baby music?
Baby music…
Baby music.
Baby music, okay.
Baby…
Ring.
Marriage.
Which, what? Baby music marriage?
Baby marriage music?
Baby making music?
No.
(laughing) Birth.
Birth…
…music?
Birth music nice.
Birth music sound.
Birth music pleasant.
Birth music playlist!
Birth music something?
Birth music good!
Birth music…what could it be?
- Uh, tornado. Happy face.
Thought!
Harry Potter!
Wizard!
Wizarding!
Knee, bend.
Uh, scar!
(ding) Scarring. Okay, great!
- Sam can’t use these ribs, so he’s giving you first dibs.
- [Keith] Hot.
- I hope he f**ks up.
- You got this, Zach.
- Boop!
Boop! Boop!
(laughing) Boop!
Birth mu—
Is it birth music?
Yes, okay.
Birth music…
Okay, birth music…
A person.
(laughing) Another person.
And a married person.
And a nerd?
The Try Guys!
Wait, so married one?
Ned.
Me?
Birth, baby. Ariel!
Baby Ariel.
Baby Ariel!
No.
Birth music.
Birth music Ariel.
(laughing)
Birth music married.
Birth music Ned.
Birth music Ned?
Birth music…
- Do you think the card says “Birth Music Ned”?
(laughing)
Birth music Ned what?
Is it Ned something?
No.
Is it Ned…
Birth music…Ariel?
Is it birth music Ariel?
No.
(buzzes)
(laughs) Oh!
(keeps buzzing)
- [Keith] You left it in him!
You left it in him!
You left the knife in him!
- Keith, get!
- Oh my god.
- Get!
- Oh my god.
- Get!
Get away!
Get away! - Ned has too much power.
- Get away!
This is at my house.
- [Zach] Are you kidding me?
- Zach, get it, get it!
- Are you kidding me? - Get!
- Get!
Birth music.
Birth music is right?
Yes.
Third word is…
How many words is it total?
Two words.
Oh.
So it’s not birth music.
(laughing)
Birth…
Baby karaoke.
Baby song.
Pop star!
Baby Ariel!
- Okay, Sam. It’s gonna be just fine.
(laughing)
- Yeah, give him a kiss.
- Well, you gotta make it up to him.
- How?
- Um…
- You probably gotta kiss him.
(laughing)
- Why’s that?
- You have to ask him…
- I don’t wanna be kissed by…don’t!
No!
(laughing)
- It’s a two! - Two!
- No more kissing! - Rachel! Rachel!
Don’t let them kiss.
- 2022 has been the year of Keith and Ned kissing.
There’s been a lot of content on the channel of me and Ned kissing,
and I know that you guys want it,
but you know what?
You’re gonna have to start paying more.
- No! Don’t! - You’re gonna join the Patreon.
- Okay.
- That was one of the first times Ned’s kissed me, to be fair.
- No one wants to see the kissing. - We get naked for free.
- I’ve paid my whore.
(laughing)
(all laughing)
Um, okay.
Forget it all, forget it all.
It’s a pop star that has two words, obviously.
Okay. Sounds like…
Ugh! Dead.
Sounds like dead?
First word sounds like dead.
Second word sounds…second word…
Huh?
Two syllables.
Two syllables for the second word.
Second syllable sounds like.
Second syllable sounds like…
A jar.
Um.
A can!
Second syllable sounds like can!
So it rhymes…
First word rhymes with dead,
second syllable of the second word rhymes with can!
(laughing)
Okay.
- Ned, are you farting like crazy?
It is rank over here.
(laughing)
The first one, I let it slide.
The second one, I was like, “Ned, please.”
(laughing)
The third one is so repulsive I can’t let it go.
- The first? This is only one, Keith.
- No, it’s not.
- That one was…
(laughing) That one was a bad one.
That one was a bad one.
- First syllable of the second word.
Okay, okay!
Sounds like…
Eating. Eat.
Eat.
Eat can.
(laughing)
Dead eat can.
But it’s a pop star.
Uh…
What? What’s that?
(laughing)
Just…sing?
No.
- Just f**king say it out loud a few times.
Dead eat can.
So something that rhymes with dead eat can.
- The first one, I can be an honorable man.
(laughing) This is the first!
- The second one, I’m quite nice.
- What are you talking about?
- The third, I’m right here!
- This is the first!
- I’m right here!
- Just one!
- No. - Just one.
- Then the other two were some other Try Guy.
(laughing)
(Keith groaning)
- Now the aroused sounds.
(Keith moans)
(laughing)
- Uh…
Dead eat.
Married, and there’s a birth.
(laughing) And married.
Married.
Married. Someone that had a baby!
No.
Me.
I’m married.
I’m married!
What about?
What does married have to do with it?
Married, baby.
I’m married!
I am the married one!
(laughing)
We know that I’m married.
Dead eat can.
(laughing)
Ned?
Ned…(Keith huffing)
Is it somebody that had a baby?
No.
This is me.
I had a baby.
- [Keith] Mm hmm.
- Ed Sheeran!
- There you go.
- Woah! (all cheering)
- You try to make it personal, it backfires. - It’s right there!
- It’s right there!
- You played it when Ariel gave birth!
- I get it now!
- I don’t know how you couldn’t get there. - Yes! Yes!
- It was your own delivery! - Ed Sheeran!
- It was your own birth! - Ed Sheeran!
- Yes! It’s Ed Sheeran!
- It’s Ed Sheeran!
- What was it?
- Spiderman.
(all laughing)
- You should’ve just drawn a spider. - Oh, now I see it.
Now I see it.
- That’s f**king crazy!
- Is he jumping away from a spider?
- What happened to his face?
(laughing)
- That’s his mask!
- It is?
(laughing)
- I thought it was!
- That’s how we gave it a try!
- See you next time!
Thanks for joining us, we love you!
And one more for the crowd at home.
- Oh, I’m in love with the shape of you.
- Are those tuxedo shoes, Ned?
They’re so shiny.
- Yeah, man.
I figured I’m gonna be a little German school boy.
I might as well be a little…
…fancy boy.