Aahh shit, they saw us.
Fuck.
Holy fuck,
let's go!
C'mon!
GOOOOO!
Jesus
fuck.
Asshole.
Hey assholes,
read the fucking sign.
"DO NOT ENTER"
Get the fuck outta there!
Thank fuck my drawings are still here.
Jesus fucking Christ,
there's like a thousand guys over here.
Fuck,
oh my god!
I just killed a hundred and fifty fucking people,
with one grenade.
I just wiped out like an entire goddam platoon
with one grenade
and still, I get fucking murdered.
I'll be fine, I'll use my pistol.
Pew pew...
Fuck.
God damn it.
Why can't they all use the same fucking gun?!
Every goddam enemy in the entire fuckin' Russian army
uses a different gun.
So I gotta keep picking ssshit up
to get more ammo!
FUCK!
This game, no joke, has the worst
fucking sprint, I've ever seen.
Like, you barely move fuckin' move, faster than walking.
You're like, fuckin' hobbling.
It shouldn't be...
It-it's even an insult to even call it, "sprint".
NO
SHIT!
Look at that ladder
that is
bullshit.
As a guy who knows ladders...
(Ladder connoisseur?)
...that ladder is way too wide.
It's completely unrealistic!
Guess what?
Your body armour sucks!
Oh my god, these two fucking idiots
are bickering like a married couple.
Nobody fucking cares!
What the fuck am I even doing?
Okay, great, everyone go out that way.
Let's all walk out...
...In the open...
...and get murdered.
Oh, why can't I thow a grenade? (Questions coming at you at super sonic speed).
What you doing? What you doing?
What's going on?
What's over here?
You going over here? You're going there?
I got a tire.
What's that?
What's this?
I've got a tire over here.
I'm gonna climb up the stairs over here.
I'm gonna run down.
You see this?
You got that?
What do you see?
OOOHHH, you're getting told!
You're getting told!
Oh, he's talking back!
He's back sassing you!
Ooohhh look at that!
Oh gawomygod!
Here comes this bitch!
Look at that, it's a fucking free for all!
It's a free for all cage match!
Fight!
Fight!!
FIGHT!!!
Oh he's..
Oh, now he's talking to me?
...shit.
OOOHHH!
FUCK!
You're getting slaughtered
like assholes! (Like assholes???)
Oh my god, this is so much fun to watch.
Fuckin' idiot.
How the fuck is a baby crying
drowning out five thousand machine guns
being fired at once?!
Oh my god, somebody shut that fucking brat up!
Tha...
He said it too!
Look at this.
Look at this whole fucking soap opera
going on.
Look at all this dialouge!
This guy is talking about a baby,
who the fuck the father is,
there's a DNA test,
we're going on fucking Maury.
I'm fucking DEAD.
What are you doing, you idiot.
You need to put pressure on that wound!
Here, use my bullets.
Hahahahaha...
Shootin' him in the dick.
Goliath, my ass.
That is the fucking tumbler.
Batman is inside this car.
Bruce!
I'm a big fan...
(some shitty radio sound Michael made with his mouth)
Affermative, target locked
uhhhhh
Batman is a go, and the Batmobile is firing rockets.
Target eliminated.
Uhhh, thank you Batmobile.
JESUS
FUCK!
Watch where you're driving!
Thanks asshole, we have a door!
What kind of fucking foosball,
is this?
There's three fucking sticks!
There's only one god damn goalie!
Go.
Go!
Go!!
Go!!!
Oh my god, he's stopping to a stupid look like
neuuwa
and fucking give a tour of the place.
Go down the fucking stairs.
I don't care.
Go down the fucking stairs.
Go!
Go down the fucking stairs.
Jesus fuck.
We're almost there!
OH
MY GOD.
DON'T
STOP!
Go!
Go!!
Go!!!
Oh my...
...(pooping noise).
Oh there's a fence, where is there a fence?
There's a tree?
This tricycle, you didn't point out the tricycle.
We gotta...
Hey everybody!
We got a tricycle over here!
If anybody's worried about the fucking fate of the resistance, we're fine!
You know why?
Cus there's a tricycle
right over here, and this guy is kicking it back and fourth.
Like an idiot.
He's fucking swinging it.
Oh, I'm listening to him talk. He's giving me a god damn tour!
Look, there's some bushes,
there's some fences,
there's some fucking trees,
there's a tricycle.
There's this fucking thing floating here, you didn't point out this wind chime.
You wanna point out the chalkboard too?
You got some letters on there
all twenty six of them.
There's a picture of a fucking flower.
Gotta learn how to fucking plant.
Gotta learn how to fuckin' grow crops.
Because we got to regrow the fuckin' crops for the new world.
After everybody takes over!
FUCK IT!
I will give you points for knowing your place
and staying in the kitchen where you belong.
But.
Your face fucking makes me sick!
And I've lost my appetite from looking at it!