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What's up, sports fans!
I'm Roy Wood Jr. He's Michael Kosta.
Sports is back, which means we are back.
Kosta, are you amped to be talking sports again?
(Kosta muted)
We can't... I can't hear you, bro.
You're on mute. You're on mute.
Yeah, I was... I was saying, uh, I'm excited.
Same here. Hockey's on its way back.
Baseball's starting up again. Let's get it, man.
I can't wait. Those are my two favorite sports to ignore
while I look at my phone.
But the return that everyone's talking about, Roy,
-is the return of the NBA. -That's right.
Coronavirus cut their season short right before the playoffs,
but the NBA is back with a plan that's more complicated
than trying to pronounce Giannis Anteto...
...onkoutoopo... toop...
-Giannis Antetokounmpo... Antetopoka. -tupelo...
-t... antetopoko. -topo.
The NBA hopes to shield the rest of its season
from COVID-19 by keeping players and staff
inside an isolation bubble.
The teams will live, practice and play in Orlando
without outside visitors or fans.
NEWSMAN: Players and staff from all 22 teams participating
will be sequestered in a so-called bubble
at the ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex
at the Walt Disney World Resort.
League officials hoping that will keep teams safe.
The league lays out in great detail everything,
from how the players will work, play, relax, eat,
as well as be monitored for COVID-19 when play resumes.
There's gonna have to be consistent surveillance,
you know, on a daily basis, to make sure that people are...
who are negative for coronavirus stay negative.
That's right, the NBA's gonna finish their season
playing inside a "bubble."
And, Roy, I love this idea.
It reminds me of sleepaway camp growing up.
Playing games, spending all your time together,
your most trusted friend shoving Q-Tips up your nose
-while you sleep... -Wait, wait, wait. Camp?
-Yeah. -'Cause what I'm hearing is a bunch of mostly black dudes
locked up under constant surveillance.
This is basically prison with less defense.
And whose idea was it to bubble up down in Florida
with all the cases spiking down there?
What was the section option?
What, to have the season in the middle of a Trump rally?
Roy, it's fine. They're in a bubble.
A bubble!
Yeah, and if they respected the bubble, it could work.
But the problem is that players are already breaking the rules.
The NBA is not playing around
when it comes to the bubble boundary for players
who are staying at the Walt Disney World campus in Orlando.
Sacramento Kings forward Richaun Holmes says
he accidentally crossed the campus line
to pick up a food delivery.
Well, now he's under a mandatory ten-day quarantine.
An unnamed NBA player contacted the Instagram model named Anna
and invited her to the bubble.
Un-bubble-ievable!
The NBA season could be at risk because selfish players
want takeout and hot, hot sex.
So selfish.
-So hot, Kosta. -Incredibly, Roy.
But breaking quarantine for outside food
is just unnecessary.
They've already got great food options in the bubble.
Look at this delicious meal
Denver Nuggets player Troy Daniels tweeted out.
It's a cornucopia of culinary delights.
Arugula, two bags of chips,
watermelon, a roll in a giant plastic bag,
a smaller thing of watermelon.
Roy, that's at least 11 calories right there.
The point is, they haven't even started playing games,
and the bubble is already falling part.
Kosta, this season is gonna be like you having sex
with an Instagram model-- it's gonna end prematurely.
Not so fast, Roy.
That was in private I told you that.
But if you look at the numbers, it's actually pretty promising.
NEWSWOMAN: The NBA had zero positive cases
in its recent round of testing.
The league testing close to 350 players
living on the NBA campus at Disney World.
All of the tests coming back negative.
Damn! I didn't know it was working.
Yo, let me in that bubble, NBA. I got to get in there.
I'll do whatever it takes, NBA. I'll a water boy.
I'll be the kid that mops up the sweat underneath the basket.
I'll-I'll... I'll be Anthony Davis's backup unibrow.
Just whatever it takes, you've got to let me in that bubble.
You-you won't even have to pay me.
You know, I don't blame you
for wanting a piece of that bubble, Roy.
Not only is it the safest place in America right now,
but based on the videos players have been sending out
on social media, it looks like they're having
a pretty good time in there.
NEWSMAN: Chris Paul is like everyone else,
embracing the outdoor life at Disney World.
This is a fish CP3 caught Monday before practice,
Meanwhile, the Dallas Mavericks,
they were doing a socially distant dance party
on their balconies.
(dance music playing)
NEWSWOMAN: Meyers Leonard
getting in on the latest challenge,
Leonard chugging beer for the second week in a row.
This has got to be less than a second for the shotgun.
See? NBA players are just like us--
shotgunning beers alone.
And he was fast, too. He made that beer disappear
like a Q-Tip up your nose at sleepaway camp.
Yo, Kosta, I'm sold-- I want in on the fun in the bubble.
We got to figure out a way inside!
I'm way ahead of you, Roy.
I'm already turning myself into an Instagram model,
so I can seduce the players.
All I got to do is post this pic.
What do you think about that bubble, Roy ?
I'm gonna DM the NBA.
And I've been kicked off of Instagram?
It was worth a shot.