- Okay, let the audience pick any square inch
of surface area in the house,
and then stick your tongue on it
for one whole minute.
Don't pick the toilet!
- Let's go!
(choral music)
- [Man] Hi, you guys.
- [All] Hey! Hello! What's up?
- [Man] Are you guys roommates?
- We are. - Yes.
- We live here in this house together.
There's five of us, and there's an interesting dynamic,
and we kind of fucking hate each other.
So, this game is gonna be amazing.
- [Man] Who's gonna win the $200?
- For sure, us.
- We'll let our game do the talking.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Y'all can go first.
- First shot of the night.
- So easy, it's so easy.
- Oh!
- This game is just so easy.
- Balance a cup on your head for the rest of the game,
refill it every time it falls.
- I think that we'll both do better if we just skip it.
- You're such a puss, dude.
- Feel my fucking head.
Do you see that?
- It's fucking pointy.
- [Man] No, no, right here.
- You would put it right here?
- No, no, no, right--
- You'd go like this the entire game?
(laughter)
- Yes!
- Let's go.
- Call your parents and ask them
to bail you out of jail.
I have Asian parents so Riley's going to do this one.
- What should I say?
- He gave a girl, an underage girl, drinks at a bar.
- Oh!
(phone rings)
- Hand me that soap, bro.
- [Woman] Riley, how are you?
- Do you have like two or three minutes real quick? I--
- [Woman] Yeah!
- My friends and I were out at a bar
and, um, somehow ended up happening,
I bought an underage girl a drink
and the bar ended up arresting me
and I need someone to pay off the bail.
- [Woman] Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- [Woman] Hang on just one second.
- Yeah.
- [Woman] What do you need me to do with this money?
- I'm going to give them your number
and I'm going to have them call you
and they're going to let you know what you have to do.
I got to go.
They're saying I got to go.
(applause)
- Well done, well done.
- That was kind of fun.
- You psycho! Jesus!
- That is so easy.
- Swap your shirts for your pants.
(laughter)
- I've been waiting for this my whole life.
- [Man] Do you guys see each other naked a lot?
- A couple times a week.
- Dude, we're wearing the same fucking underwear.
- We didn't plan that.
(laughter)
We didn't plan that.
- We're going out to bars later.
I think they should have to go out like that.
- How do we look guys?
- Oh god. Oh, baby.
- Nope, oh yeah.
- All right, fill it back up, baby.
(mumbles)
- You're so good, Dan.
- Eat a stick of butter.
Give me that shit right now, dude.
- [Man] You both have to to it.
- We both have to do it?
- Fuck it, let's go.
- No, I kind of want to eat it like a,
like a ice cream cone, ya know?
Is this organic butter?
This is pretty good.
- Can I help him with a bite?
- Can I--
(laughter)
- Hey, this is only a half stick, guys.
(mumbles)
(gags)
- No!
- They did it, they did it.
- Ah!
- How's the butter?
- It's fucking delicious, baby.
- I needed something before we go out, ya know?
- Practically unique.
- My shirt's falling off.
- All right, there you go.
- I'm doing a celeb shot.
- I'm subbing in for Dan.
- Motherfucker! - What's that, okay.
- Let the audience pick any square inch of surface area
in the house, and then stick your tongue
on it for one whole minute.
Don't pick the toilet.
Oh my god, dude, ah fuck!
- I believe in you, Ma.
- Hold on, I'm sorry Dad.
- Let's go!
- (mumbles)
- Three! - Two!
- One! - Two and a half.
- Let's go! (bell chimes)
- You've been training your whole life for this.
- What do you want me to say?
(laughs) - That's awesome!
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Three, two, one! (cheers)
- I actually threw up a little bit.
- I actually threw up.
- Hey Zoe, give me a kiss.
- Oh! - Cold, dude.
- All right.
I made it, I made it.
- Wet! - Three, two, one! (cheers)
- Yes, ma!
- Let the audience figure draw you for three minutes.
Model for them in the nude with the appropriate props.
- No, absolutely no.
- [Man] You said you've all seen each other naked.
- They haven't!
- I'm drinking.
- Oh!
- Not even making that, bro.
(all cheer)
(applause)
- Bam!
- Let everyone at the party blow raspberries on your belly.
- Let everyone here just (mumbles)
- That's it?
This is worse for us than it is for him.
All right, let's go!
(lips buzz) (applause)
(lips buzz)
(laughs)
- Does the dare say everyone in the room?
- [Man] Well...
- Oh, oh!
(all cheer)
(lips buzz)
- Ooh!
- [Man] What's the score right now?
Where are you guys at?
- That's four, four, we have one dare left,
they have no dares left.
- Find someone to hold your hand for the rest of the game
and it can't be a significant other.
If one of you lets go, drink.
- Jake, it has to be Jake.
- Get over here, Jake.
- I just killed this beer, so I have a free hand.
- Interlock fingers, both of you guys.
- Got to.
- Whoa! Whoa!
- We're getting rid of the cup
so that we don't have to put a cup on our head.
- Even though we've spent
a million hours on this already.
- All right, you go.
That was in.
- [Man] It's almost over, guys.
- No clue.
- This is a great look.
- Which ball? There's two.
- [Man] The ball goes into theirs,
it's the end of the game.
- Woo!
- Drink a glass of raw eggs.
- I'll crack six eggs in my mouth.
- Drink the raw egg! - Drink the raw egg.
- Salmonella, baby.
- I'm excited, egg.
- Let me, oh.
Nailed it!
- It's better if you just--
- I'm trying to enjoy my eggs, okay?
- Put it in your mouth. - Oh!
- Wait wait wait, you got more, you got more.
- Nah, Riley's gonna get it.
(laughter)
- Ah!
So easy.
- There, you made it, we lost.
- Fuck! - Whoa!
Let's go!
- All right.
- All right, when I take a shot.
- [Man] All right.
It's a tie, it's down the final cup.
- Lick my butthole! - Until now! (yells)
- Losers on the outside.
- [Man] How was this game?
- It was so fun.
- It was the easiest fucking game of my life, dude.
- I'm just gonna say,
my money was on these two the whole time.
- Oh my god.
- That's fucking wrong.
I mean, we wouldn't have won without this man, so...
Woo!
- [Man] All right, here's a real question.
Would you actually buy that game?
- Abso-fucking-lutely. - Oh yeah, dude!
I got to lick so many things today,
and it's been good.
Aww. - Come here, come here.
- [Man] Good job you guys. (applause)
- I'm sorry, this is all I can do without my hand.
- Are you responding already?
Literally, technically you're in.
- (mumbles)