This season on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
I'm in law school now so I'm like super-smart you guys.
I've only had one class but I'm doing really well.
I'm like a liability.
Did you guys know I'm in law school now?
[yelling]
Shut up!
Kim, I literally hate you.
So mom decided that this was the season to introduce you guys to our other sister,
Kloppy.
Hey!
Hi!
Hi, Kloppy.
Ew!
Hey guys! I'm Kloppy Kardashian, and I'm so excited to
finally get to hang out with my family!
Hey guys!
No one told me it was dinner!
Hi!
Hi, Mommy!
Oh hi sister!
Ew!
I thought it was time for all of my daughters to
acknowledge the sister they've kept hidden for so long.
Also, ratings have been so we needed to spice things up around here.
That one!
No!
Can you print that out-
No! Delete that immediately!
Oh my god!
Ow!
So, Kloppy, tell the family what you've been up to all these years.
Well I really like watching The Suite Life of Zach and Cody.
And I like the episodes where they're chubby!
And if I had to say my favorite food would have to be cheddar cheese burger Hot Pockets.
You're literally Satan.
Mom, having her here, is like, a liability.
Kloppy has been here the whole time,
but we managed to edit around her for the show.
Kim would you stop taking pictures of yourself,
your sister's going to jail.
Ow!
Oh my god, my earring!
My diamond earring fell off into the ocean!
Kim, there's people that are dying.
I'll help you find it!
Ew!
Oh my god!
Ew!
I'm drowning!
Ew!
I'm drowning!
Ew!
Help!
Ew!
Someday, I hope I can get my butt big enough for my family to love me.
Here's what I'm working with.
It's not much but it's mine.
That's my Kloppy song!
Did you like my song?
Kim? Did you-
Ow!
No!
No! You know what?
I've had it!
How am I supposed to get my butt big enough for
you all the love me when you just keep
taking my fat and using it your own butts?
Yeah, that's right!
You just keep sending down the Hot Pockets
to get me nice and fat and then you, you suck out all my fat
and you keep it storage
so that way you can use it when you need it in your-
Mom! Make her stop!
Kloppy, I said I would let you out
of the basement if you kept that secret!
You guys can't use this!
This is a liability!
She's insane!
[yelling, screaming]
You're disgusting!
[yelling, screaming]
I just want a Hot Pocket!
You're an animal!
Ew!
[yelling, screaming]
Liar! Liar!
[yelling, screaming]
I don't know!
I was sort of making progress with my sisters,
but then, there was another family member I was really getting along with.
So Kanye, like, started spending a lot of time with Kloppy.
This is a liability.
Ye!
I'm a god!
I'm 'a let y'all finish
Kloppy is the best Kardashian of all time
she's a genius we should be worshipping her
she's like a iPhone with legs!
You know we should get rid of the Thirteenth
Amendment and call it the Kloppy Amendment!
Alright?
And she should be swagged out.
Alright, Kloppy, that's it!
Back to the basement!
I gave you a chance, but you blew it!
She broke Kanye!
Ahhhhhh!
You broke Kanye!
As usual, it's always a good time Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Can't wait to see you for a season full of
liabilities.