AARON BLEYAERT: Hey, everybody.
Welcome to the first Team Coco Hangout on Google+.
Well done.
We have a bunch of great fans who submitted video questions
to us on Google+.
And we selected our favorites, and they
are joining us tonight.
And now without further ado, please
welcome Mr. Conan O'Brien.
CONAN O'BRIEN: How's everyone doing?
Welcome to my office.
I'm here in Warner Brothers on the lot.
It's good to know that some of you have survived the zombie
apocalypse and that we can all communicate this way.
I'm in Los Angeles.
I understand one of you's in Norway in a shack.
Someone else is in a meat locker in Australia.
Let's begin with your questions.
Aaron, you're really doing a terrible job moderating.
AARON BLEYAERT: I'm sorry.
I can't get a word in edgewise.
CONAN O'BRIEN: By the way, Aaron Bleyaert is in a room
outside my room.
Were he here with me, I would hit him
really hard in the arm.
And if enough of you agree that you want to see that, I
will leave the chair, walk to him, and punch him really hard
in the arm.
But that's your call.
I need all of you to agree that you want to see that
unanimously.
That's one hand up.
BARRY: No.
AARON BLEYAERT: Certainly, come on.
SARAH: Unanimous.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Shirley?
Wait.
Is everyone--
FREDERICK: Solidarity, come on.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Let's [INAUDIBLE] at it again.
Frederick, in?
Jason.
FREDERICK: I'm in.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Sarah?
SARAH: In.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Shirley?
Watch this.
AARON BLEYAERT: Oh, son of a-- oh my god.
BARRY: My question is that your hair is very red.
It's a trademark of who you are.
What are you going to do when you get older and maybe it
starts to get a little gray?
Are you going to dye it?
CONAN O'BRIEN: I'm way ahead of all of you.
I realized my hair was my trademark.
So when I was about 32, I had it completely replaced.
This is a polyurethane weave. It can withstand temperatures
of up to 6,000 degrees Centigrade.
I think my hair will not change even as my face melts
like an ice cream cone.
So when you dig me up from my tomb 10,000 years from now,
I'll be a grinning skull with the prettiest
hair you ever saw.
SARAH: Conan, I have a question about how you view
your audience.
Who do you think about when you're up there performing
your monologues?
CONAN O'BRIEN: I try and make something work in that
environment.
Just the way we're talking right now, I'm not thinking
about whoever else might be watching on Google or what
device or will they watch it later.
I'm thinking about just us.
FREDERICK: Do you have any rituals that you go through
every night to get yourself psyched up and into the zone?
CONAN O'BRIEN: Yeah, I thank Satan for all he's done.
And there's an old adage in show biz.
When you can't answer a question, you put on the old
fake 'stache.
BARRY: Nice.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Now I would like to--
this is a little pervy.
I'm being honest with you.
I'm more than happy to stay here.
Once this is done--
I'm not going to lie to you--
I'm going to a Sizzler.
That's what I do.
I'm not worried about it.
I've got a lot of food here.
I'm pretty much--
BARRY: What is going--
CONAN O'BRIEN: I've got nowhere to go.
I've got nowhere to go and nothing to do.
So if you guys have to go to watch Conan, go ahead and
watch Conan.
All right?
But that's none of my concern.
I've seen tonight's show.
And frankly, I don't think it's a winner.
AARON BLEYAERT: All right.
Well, before we go, Google did a special thing for us.
Can everybody put on their hair?
There you go.
Look at that.
Right?
Perfect.
CONAN O'BRIEN: What?
AARON BLEYAERT: Nailed it.
CONAN O'BRIEN: Wait a minute.
AARON BLEYAERT: They made your--
look at the-- see, it's a little--
I don't know.
CONAN O'BRIEN: What?
That's horrific.
You guys have the greatest technology at your fingertips,
and you put an orange mollusk on everyone's head.
SARAH: Pick up a mirror, Conan.
CONAN O'BRIEN: This is everything that's wrong.
That's terrible.
FREDERICK: That's an icon.
AARON BLEYAERT: Thank you, Conan.
Thank you all for listening and watching at home.
You have final words, Conan?
You want to say good-bye to everyone?
CONAN O'BRIEN: I found this extremely unpleasant.
Seriously, thank you, everybody.
Always, I love talking to people.
You seem really cool.
And I hope we get to do this again.
And take that stuff off your head.