Scarra: Hey guys welcome to the 2nd fan unboxing video that we're doing
you guys graciously sent us enough gifts so that now... we have a ton of things to open up.
So let's get started.
*Intro Music* Offlinetv.gg/mech
Ok.
This one is...
Offlinetv and a model resistance.
*gasp* Fed: Omg
Scarra: Wait
They sent us Resistance and Avalon.
Fed: I-I think we actually lost this game.
So I'm actually glad we have it now.
Scarra: So we can actually have alternatives to mafia.
Thank you so much.
Fed: Uh...
This is all I get?
Ya.
Scarra: You need something larger?
Fed: Alright we're bring out the big guns here.
(Jesus Fed monkaS) Scarra: WTF!
Fed: LET'S F***ING GO BABY!
Xell: There's a puppy in there!
Fed: Wait, Oh sh**
Scarra: WHAT THE???
Fed: Dude this thing slices like cake holy...
Lily: Can I use it too. :D
Fed: Ya, ya. Scarra: Wait why did you...
Why do you have that?
Fed: Dude you never know when you need to slice...
uh some cake.
Lily: I agree.
Fed: I'm sure you-
I'm sure she agrees.
Scarra: That's not how you cut- Woah, woah, woah...
Toast: Cut away.
Scarra: Cut away, cut away, cut away...
The other way. Toast: Away from your body.
Toast: Away from your body.
Fed: Wait towards my body? (Nani?)
Scarra: NO!
Oh my...
Scarra: Woah, woah...
The other direction.
Fed: Are you sure?
Xell: Away from your f***ing body.
Scarra: It's so you don't hurt yourself.
Fed: Can I do it right next to you. 😈
Scarra: NO!
Fed: Yo snacks, you down.
Poki: Yes...
Fed: Yo...
Wait this is some...
Lily: Ohhhh this is so cute.
Fed: Hey look it's a shirt for me.
Xell: Hey who likes Star Wars?
Fed: Wait is this some Temmie shirt?
*Gasp*
Lily: That's actually so- (LUL) "I don't want to work".
Fed: This is totally Lily.
Scarra: This is Lily, for sure.
Lily: No.
Fed: It's from Emily, thank you Emily.
Lily and Poki: Thank you Emily. (Fed7)
Scarra: Thank you Emily.
Xell: Thank you Emily.
Lily: These are so cute.
Fed: Oh dude, a deck of cards for Albert.
Toast: No it's for me cause I'm a HearthStone player.
Fed: Oh sh**.
Toast: "Cards", "HearthStone".
Fed: Sorry (Rip Albert)
There's a necklace.
Scarra: Oh wait, they're pure gold.
Toast: It's made out of real gold.
Fed: That's actually crazy.
Scarra: Million dollar cards.
(Poggers)
Lily: Did you get that, did someone get that.
That was cooler than everything Fed's ever done in his life. (Oof)
Toast: To Offline-
(๑◕︵◕๑)
Tv and Toast harem.
Scarra: Ah-ha, ok.
Xell: Ah it's for me.
Toast: It's a board game.
Of...
Telestrations.
Fed: Oh... We've never played that game before I'm actually-
Lily: Wait it's not the after dark version.
Fed: Wait.
Lily: It's the safe for work version.
We have the not safe for work version, right?
Toast: Ya and that's good cause we want to stream this and
Because of new terms of service we have to be PG-13
Because of new terms of service we have to be PG-13. Lily: Actually you're right.
Lily: Actually you're right.
Scarra: That's great.
Toast: Thanks Twitch.
#Sellout Poki: You know what else Twitch has something called Twtich Prime.
#Sellout Have you herd of Twitch Prime?
(LUL) Scarra: Omg.
#Sellout Fed: Subscribe to your favorite streamer.
Toast: Thank you so much Mikey.
Fed: Pretty heavy.
*Poki noises???*
Scarra: It says to protect from freezing.
So I don't know why you would need that.
Wait what are these?
Toast: I see four red boxes.
Fed: Is it just like four boxes
Poki: Wait!
Fed: Boxes of ramen?
Wait these are the...
Poki: I think these are the ones with our names, I hope.
LIly: Wait, what really?
Poki: Right?
Or maybe it's just random coke.
Oh it's...
Oh no it does have our names- Lily,
Lily: *gasp* Omg
Poki: Scarra
Lily again...
Lily: This is the best thing ever.
Poki: OfflineTv
That's you...
Scarra: #Shareacoke
Poki: OfflineTv that's you...
Xell: Yay that's me.
Poki: It's just Lily and Scarra.
Toast: Wait I'm confus- are we getting paid for this?
Poki: Janet.
This is for you.
Scarra: Wtf?
Poki and Lily: Josh
Xell: Ohhh
Scarra: Josh is like "Hell ya".
Poki and Lily: Toast.
Toast: I'm so confused what is this?
Poki: Temmie!
Lily: OMG!
Scarra: Wait.
Mark: This has to be from a fan, is there a website that you can order-
Poki: Jeremy
What the-?
HELLO?
Xell: Wait there's Toast and Jeremy.
Scarra: Wait, wait.
Lily: I-I f**ing love this.
Poki: William
Scarra: Really!?
Poki: Yes
Mark: Your- you're in the other box Poki.
Scarra: Wait.
Poki: I don't know man. :(
Scarra: Jeremy has 3.
Poki: YA!
He has 4.
Al-Albert gets...
Xell: Albert
Fed: Wtf?
Mark: Production, hey production needs a drink too alright.
Fed: Ya, ya, ya...
Poki: Mark?!
Inner Poki: WHERE'S MINE?
Actually just said... Chris.
Scarra: Uh ok.
Poki: Listen I'm done unbox...
Rebecca
Scarra: O-O-okay?
Fed: ORLANDO!
Scarra: P-Poki you sure... you're in this?
Poki: Yoona
Fed: YOONA.
Scarra: Is that Yoona?
Toast: Poki the last box is gonna be all yours.
Lily: It's gonna be all Fed's.
The last box.
Poki: Ya it's literally Fed spelled in like 6 different languages.
Lily: Chat
Fed: WHAT?!?!?!?
Scarra: Wait what did-
Toast: Twitch Chat
Scarra: Oh my go-, ok.
Poki: *Not fine* OK
Lily: Chat (Again LUL)
Toast: Chat again.
Inner Fed: ┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓
Scarra: Wait are you serious.
Fed: There's no way.
Scarra: Wait there's one more right?
Poki: *Dieing of laughter* It's just Chat.
Fed: WHAT?!
Inner Fed: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
Poki: Oh my g...
I'm actually crying...
Inner Poki: Thank god, finally!
*Ez claps for Poki*
Xell: *Lul* We did it, we got there. Lily: Why is Poki in a box filled with Twitch chat.
Lily: Why is Poki in a box filled with Twitch chat.
Are they trying to say something.
Toast: Imane, yay! Poki: Wow, thank y-
Scarra: Wait.
Poki: Wait.
Scarra: Wait. Fed: Wait!
Poki: Wait a... Scarra: Wait is there one.
Poki: There's just one left.
Lily: One more come on.
Poki: There's just one left. Fed: Dear lord please let this be...
Poki: IT'S ARIA!!! Xell: ARIA!!
Fed: WHAT THE-
Mark: Editors, editors aren't people.
Editors aren't people.
Poki: Confirmed by Toast.
You can hold this one.
Scarra: Wait, wait #Shareacoke.
Poki: Share a coke with anyone except Fed.
Inner Lily: Nani the f***, what is th...
Fed: ABORT!
Poki: Wow
Lily: So this, if you guys don't know is called a Ding-ding.
Poki: I think they know.
Toast: It's a penis.
Lily: YA.
It's a penis.
Scarra: What is this?
They got easy...
Eaters.
Fed: Um...
Scarra: Angled design makes eating easier.
Lily: What is that?
Poki: We don't need any help with eating.
Scarra: Easy grip handle.
Fed: *Sad* It's a bent fork.
Poki: *Realization* Ohhhh
Today's not Fed's day.
Scarra: Fed
You look like the one who would need this the most.
Fed: I wanna die. :(
Poki: It's differently not a deck of cards.
(What?)
Just saying.
Toast: Uh... it's a...
Poki: Wow it's a deck of cards.
Toast: No actually its a deck of card protectors.
Everyone: Oh...
Mark: Here why don't you show us by doing it on all 52.
Toast: Alright.
Scarra: Nooo this is...
Toast: So you take a card protector.
Mark: Yes
Toast: And you take a card.
Like this.
And you...
Sleeve it.
*Josh moans*
(ಠ_ಠ)
Poki: That was not me.
Xell: Wow, Poki.
Poki: That was not me.
Xell: Take it easy bro.
Fed: Ah, here we go.
It's a book.
Alright, what's this?
Toast: No one here reads.
Fed: "Fascinating Germany"
"Ivan Maxillium Court-" jesus hella German name.
"It is a wonderful reading material to read on the toilet."
Best regards.
*Scarra dying*
Lily: What is that?
Xell: It's a... card sleeves of Kirito.
*Lily in disgust*
Toast: Can you show us how it works.
Lily: No
Xell: Ya let me uh...
Mark: Here let's do the same joke "again".
Scarra: No, please dear god no.
Lily: Milady be careful not to cut yourself.
Poki: Ok, thank you.
Thank you honeybun.
Don't look it's a secret.
Scarra: I mean...
Poki: It's a secret.
It's a peacock?
Peacock gems.
Toast: Pea-cock.
Ha
Heh-heeeeeeh.
Poki: And it's more gems.
Toast: Oh wait Pea
Cocks (🤦)
Oh it's two of em.
Lily: Shut the f*** up.
Poki: Thank you for the peacock gems.
And the other gems.
I gotchu a gift Scarra.
Scarra: I'm ok, I don't need peacock gems, I'm ok.
Fed: These aren't peacock gems.
Poki: These are the other ones.
Toast: Those are peacock gems.
Poki: These actually look pretty cool.
Fed: God know your gems bro.
Scarra: I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Lily: "Hi I'm Temmie, I love my mom Lily and my best friend Maggie."
Poki: Awww
Poki: Nah, nah, nah, nah...
Temmie-
Temmie wouldn't say it like that, how would Temmie say it.
Scarra: How would Temmie say it.
Toast: You know Temmie the best.
Fed: How does she sound like when she...
Lily: *Impression of Temmie* ARF
(LUL)
Lily: I'm done, I'm done.
Fed: It's from Theon.
Thanks Theon.
Uh... let me-
Scarra: Wait?
Toast: Greyjoy?
Scarra: Theon?
Fed: Ya, Theon Greyjoy.
*Everyone amazed*
Lily: That's cute.
Scarra: Wait is it just her head?
Fed: You have to admit it looks like a crab from its side.
Fed: *British accent* Alright.
*British accent* There's one more in here.
Toast: There's one more?
Fed: Yep. Toast: It's going to be Poki right.
Toast: It's going to be Poki right.
Poki: It's gonna be Toast.
Fed: It's to DisguisedToast.
Toast: HELL YA!
I was just being poliet, OF COURSE IT'S FOR ME.
(Dang Toast)
Fed: Wait I'm trolling it's actually for Poki.
My bad.
Scarra: Wait are you serious!
Poki: He's trolling.
Fed: It's Orianna.
Poki: Oh it's actually for me.
Scarra: OMG!
(Rip Toast)
Fed: I just wanted to see what he'd say.
Toast: It's another card sleeve.
Xell: Wait actually...
Scarra: Wait, what- what is it?
Lily: Oh it's Homura though.
Scarra: Who?
Lily: Madoka Xell: Homura
Fed: Homer Simpson?
Lily: Madoka
Fed: Oh
Xell: Ayyy Madoka.
Toast: D'oh
Xell: Best girl from Madoka.
Lily: It's my favorite series.
Toast: Ya I herd Homer.
Poki: Thanks, Chris.
*More Poki's grunt*
Scarra: O-ok?
Toast: Sprays gas. :D
Poki: You can open it.
Scarra: No it has to be you.
*Carefully opens*
Lily: What is it?
Poki: It's a carved out Lux.
Scarra: Wait that's so nice.
Scarra: Wait that's so nice. Lily: That's so cute. (●´ω｀●)
Poki: That's so nice.
"Poki you can take her out."
(POGGERS)
Scarra: Wait that's sick.
Poki: That's actually sick.
"Your content streams has brighten up my life especially from my busy days to working and going back to school,
you help me remember start enjoying life again and that it isn't all just work,
there's new work engraved on the cover piece to my friend Brian online...
if you wish to check his work out Etsy-
Toast: He's plugging his friend SITE!
Poki: "If any of the OfflineTv...
Members would like for me to get any of their favorite League characters made please let me know."
Toast: Warwick, please.
Toast: I'm 99% sure this is just more card sleeves.
Scarra: Are you sure.
Poki: More cards, more cards.
Inner Toast: I am done.
Scarra: Wait are you serious.
Poki: More caaaaaaards.
Xell: Oh, more No game No life.
Scarra: More card packs.
More card packs.
Lily and Scarra: More card packs. Poki: No
Poki: I am absolutely ignoring any Amazon packages.
It's you Toas-
Xell: Jesus christ.
Scarra: What the f...
Xell: Poki that's f*** up.
*Inaudible Poki*
Poki: Thank you V-
Xell: Toast you ok man?
Lily: Toast is about to like...
Xell: Toast you ok.
Poki: Guys I didn't get a coke bottle till like the billionth pack so...
Scarra: I'm scared...
Toast and Xell: Card sleeve.
Everyone: Card sleeve.
Fed: CARD SLEEVES! Everyone else: YAY!
Fed: Ez clap bois.
Lily: Yoooo, don't show Josh this.
Scarra: What the...
Poki: Card sleeves.
Scarra: Wait is-is that...
Poki and Toast: Card sleeve.
Everyone: Card sleeve.
*Questionable "Huhs" and "Ahs"*
Poki: Ahhh, wait.
Don't say no so soon.
Lily: What? (Nani?)
Toast: It's a really long card sleeves.
Poki: Card kappa secure cards.
Scarra: What is that?
Lily: *Happy* Is this a knife. :O
Toast: It looks like a knife.
Lily: Omg is this a knife.
Poki: Oh my god... Lily: I'm so excited.
Toast: You asked for more weapons didn't you Lily.
Lily: No.
Scarra: Wait no that's an actual knife.
Noooooo... (monkaS)
Toast: Let's take it easy.
*Amazed Scarra (I think)*
(monkaS becareful Lily)
Toast: Please don't cut yourself.
Xell: It's a karambit knife.
Scarra: It's a Lily CS:GO knife.
Mark: Ya how do yo-
Lily: "This is for Lily so she said she wanted some knives, I hope she likes this karambit."
Scarra: OMG what the f...
Xell: No, no, no, put it back on-
Lily: Nah I just want to see it, it's pretty, look there's like rainbow shimmering.
Wait what do you- what is this for?
Fed: You spin it.
Scarra: You spin it.
No, no, no, no, no.....
Fed: Thanks 'guys for watching...
Please like, comment, subscribe...
And also we'll be doing more of these way more often but...
We're going through a transitional phase between houses, so we'll be letting you guys know about the address changes
With our PO box, but keep sending stuff we love doing this...
Thanks for watching guys, we'll see you guys next time.
Toast: More card sleeves.
Fed: Peaceeee. ✌️
Xell: And knives. 🔪