Yeah... I'm BTS trash.
Now, the thing is that I didn't really know I was BTS trash.
Usually that happens - or, sometimes, I don't know if I'm the only who doesn't realise that... I'm trash for BTS...
You know what I'm saying? I did not know this. Because at first, with BTS, I was really hard on them.
N- no- not -
['No More Dream' playing]
['Butterfly' playing]
Not 'hard-on'. I was hard on them. Pause. God...
I didn't know what to expect, so I was like, you know what, it's like imma be hard with y'all.
I don'y know if I'll accept y'all.
Hmm. I mean, it's lowkey fire, but I don't know if I should trust... look, you a rookie group - I don't know.
I don't - I - I don't know. A rapper named Suga? Ho- hold up.
V? What you talking 'bout, vagi-?
Jin? You better give me a bottle of gin, that's what - I'm just sayin'...
I
I got nothing for you, Jimin. You sexy.
Then, after that, I was watching their next comeback to see if they were improving.
Because I felt I was, like, some kinda father figure or something, I was like, "yo, okay, these boys,
they went in, they lowkey lit, but are they highkey lit?" You know what I'm saying?
I was looking at them, or watching them, uh, to see if they improved. And that's what I did.
['Dope' playing]
Okay. Okay. Y'all improving. Y'all improving. Still gon' be hard on y'all. Just saying. Just - just saying.
Do I got a hard-on? SHIT.
Then, I made the big mistake of searching them on Tumblr. Why. Why?! WHY?
BTS... let's go! AH! OH! Ohhh... why would you m-make...? Who would make...? Hooold up, no, no, no...
They literally have a Tumblr page dedicated to Jimin's abs. Really, though? I mean, look, inspir- you know what, imma follow this for inspiration.
Why are you biting your lips, don't do that, what's wrong with you. Jimin, with your nice-ass lips, PAUSE THOUGH,
because I'm jealous of them lips! I want your lips to be my lips. 'Cause I wanna do them... them lip techniques, you know what I'm saying,
you got some lip techniques that I want. [
What's good, Taehyung? Huh? What's good, V?
You think you, wearing those bunny-rabbit ears, is gonna beat me in this staring competition?!
[intense-ass music playing]
GOD DAMN IT
And then, out of nowhere, I catch myself singing their songs! They planted the Bangtan bomb in my head and it went off
at random times in my daily schedule.
[sighs]
[singing]
뱁새!
[playing 'Hold Me Tight' from phone]
'Cause BTS wants to hold you tight! They just wanna hold you tight!
[playing 'House of Cards' from phone]
I see you, homie. You liking this.
But, to be honest, I accepted it, because... I didn't know it. I was lowkey Bangtan trash.
Then I realised I was BTS trash because I remembered their names so quickly. And, for me, if I remember
the group's names so quickly...
J-Hope... 'cause he's the hope to my life.
V... he's the V to my life.
Suga... he's the sugar to my life.
Rap Monster... he's the monster under my bed.
Jin...
...I would drink him up? I don't know, I was thinking gin, with - nevermind...
Jimin... I'd be jammin' to some Jimin.
Kookie... he the cookie to my life.
Then, of course, when I had time out of my busy schedule, I sat down and if I was feeling me some BTS,
I'd watch some Bangtan Bombs.
['It's Tricky' playing]
Okay... okay, you gettin' it...
They in unison, oh my god...
The fuck?
Then, I learned I was a BTS hoe. Yes, I said it: a BTS hoe, a Bangtan hoe. Why? 'Cause I kept on switching biases,
I couldn't choose a damn bias. I don't understand. It was hard for me.
Yo, Rap Monster, you know you're my favourite, you spin them lyrics and you - hold up, hold up.
Kookie! What's up! Nah? Okay. You talented. That's the thing. You very talented, but you know... hold up.
Ayy, J-Hope, you know you the hope to my life! Don't tell Rap Monster, though. Aight? Yo, ay, see you some other time, see - yo, yo hold up.
Suga! What's up! Yo, you know you my favourite rapper, right? Don't tell Rap Monster or J-Hope, though.
It's our little secret, you know what I'm saying? Hold up.
Ayy, Jin, though! What's up, what's good? You my favourite. But you know what? You know what's even better? Hold up.
Ayy! What's good, Jimin! You know you got jams, though. Don't believe what Rap Monster says. You smart.
You loyal. I appreciate that. Know what I'm saying? Keep on going. And you know what, hold up.
Ayy, V! Yo, you know what? You my fave. I like you. And imma stay here. You cool with that?
But V, Taehyung, I like y'all. You awesome. You the bias. Waddup dude.
But that J-Hope, though! I'm just saying, he creepin', he creepin'!
I don't know. If I had a bias list - which I don't for BTS, I just choose - J-Hope, with that
Homie! You insfire me!
So I guess these are the reasons of how I realised I was BTS trash. And, I gotta say it, I'm BTS trash.
Now, to all my BTS fans, the ARMY, what's good - yes, I finally consider myself an ARMY - it's so hard - I don't know why it's hard
to call myself an ARMY, because I feel like I'm not worthy? But after time, after time, I'm like yo. I'm BTS trash!
I'm actually proud! I like it! Hopefully this video relates to some of y'all, and yeah, like this video, share
this video, and my question is that how'd you become BTS trash? Put it in the comments down below. I wanna hear your story.
And hopefully I can interact with y'all in the comments down below. Remember y'all, it's ya boy JRE, I'm BTS trash.
Maybe I'll do more videos of, uh, BT-uh, other types of trash because I'm trash of other groups too, like, I'm like
how the hell did I become trash of this group and that group? Anyways, if you want more videos like this, like this video, share this video with your friends,
share this video with the BTS ARMY. Hopefully we all can relate in the comments section down below because I don't wanna feel, like, alone in this, you know what I'm saying?
So, BTS ARMY, what's good? I'm BTS trash. I'm JRE from JREKML. Yeah.
[sighs]
Bye!
[outro music playing]
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뱁새!
[playing '뱁새 / Silver Spoon / Crow Tit' from phone]
[laughs]
I did say that I like J-Hope's
Go check that ish out, though! How'd I become BTS- it just snuck up on me, I don't understand, I don't get it, I don't...
I just had to make a video, it's like a confession video! It's not like I'm embarrassed about it, it's just that I, like, I just wanna express mysel- this is my way of expressing, you know what I'm saying.
Love you guys. I love all my sexy beautiful people. All right, y'all. Like this video, share this video. Subscribe. Bye.
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