We're gonna do Jingle Cruise!
It's all decorated for Christmas.
They're playing Christmas music.
Now we're gonna get on our boat. Here we go a wa-sailing.
Here's our ship.
Noel Nellie.
Who's ready to ride the best Jingle Cruise of their lives?
Oh, wow, that's unfortunate because that boat left right before us. So you're stuck with me.
Welcome to the world-famous Jingle Cruise where we're famous for being world-famous.
My name is Skipper Nessi, and I'll be your Ho-Ho-Host for the next 12 days.
Alright guys, coming up on our left-hand side, we have Inspiration Falls.
A lot of people ask me, Nessi, why do you call it Inspiration Falls?
Well that's because it inspires even the biggest cruisers to go caroling!
Jingle Cruise, Jingle Cruise, Jingle all the way!
You just admitted you're all Scrooges.
Alright friends, now how many of you have seen the movie, The Jungle Book?
A few of you guys. Alright that's cool.
Well, if you haven't seen it, it's right over there.
And welcome ladies and gentleman, I think there's a festive holiday party.
I invited tons and tons of people.
But I guess they had some last-minute shopping to do, because I don't see anyone here, canoe?
Alright guys, take a look over here at my camp.
Oh look, more holiday shoppers.
Guys, it must be a blowout sale...they're going ape!
The African elephant. He does a great Silent Night rendition.
Alright guys, let's listen.
Louder.
Wasn't that amazing.
Now up ahead we have our Jingle Bell Rock.
You see a lot of people take it for granite,
but I think it's one of our boulder attractions.
But that's just me.
We're now entering the African veldt.
Home to many animals.
Over here we have our spotted reindeer.
Up there we have our striped reindeer.
Oh wow, and look at those lions up ahead.
It was so sweet of them to invite that zebra to dinner.
Guys, don't worry, he's just pretending to be asleep to avoid talking to extended family.
Edward over there didn't think they could reach the top of the tree, but that rhino will see them through...to the end.
Oh look there's my friend, Ena. Hyena!
Now I don't know about you guys, but during the holidays us skippers, we really love to travel.
So our Jungle Navigation Supply Company, they got us a great deal...
They got us a plane...
for half off.
Now it's always grounded...they really should've used reindeer.
Uh oh, guys, we are now entering a dangerous part of our cruise. We are entering the Hippo pool.
You see one year I asked Santa for Hungry Hippos,
and he literally gave me hungry hippos.
Oh they look like they want to charge the boat,
don't worry, we only take cash.
Now up ahead, we have the 8th Wonder of the World,
the amazing, the spectacular,
Back Side Of Water!!!!!
Okay guys, the path we're taking sure is creepy, should we go through it?
Yeah? Alright, keep your eyes open, okay?
You better watch out...I better not cry.
I should warn you...there is a possibility we'll get wet today.
You see this morning the elephants found out they were on the Naughty List
and they've been spraying all the guests.
Alright you guys, we are all going to sing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".
Now guys, we're all gonna sing it, and if you do not,
you're on the Naughty List...Santa is always watching.
So on the count of three: 1,2,3.
(Everybody singing)
Grab your things and get out!
And we're on the Tomorrowland Speedway.
Is that the name of it? Yes.
Okay. And we're looking for Christmas decor. That's why we ride this
thing, cause it's pretty jerky otherwise. Here we go!
There's some green cone trees.
And they turn red in the middle, which is pretty cool.
That's cool!
Ahhhhh...there's some presents.
Sorry if this is a little bit shaky. I'm trying to hold it as steady as possible.
Oh wow, look at all those snowballs! They're turning colors!
They look like snowballs.
Merry Christmas!
How's the driving, Stan? Pretty rough, pretty bumpy, I'm pretty bad!
Here's some more lights.
Okay, here we go.
Little tiny blue ones.
Ooooo, those are cool.
Oooooo that's pretty... look ahead.
That's pretty.
And we're done!
Thank you, it's so good to have you here. Thank you so much.
I'm one of the funny monsters here, and let me tell you, I am so happy that you all are here
to help us celebrate the holidays.
Because whether you have horns, tentacles, fur, fangs,
it's so nice to celebrate the holidays with those that you love.
So like I said, my name is Buddy Boil, but I am not your holiday host.
No, your host is green
and has one eye.
So if you know who it is, shout it out!
Mike Wazowski!!
That's right...Mike Wazowski!
How many Mike Wazowski fans do we have in the audience? Make some noise!
So we've got a lot of Mike fans, that's cool.
That takes care of the "Mike" check!
Let's see how it goes.
I got three Jinglewatts...I'm ready for the big time now!
It's me...Mike Wazowski!
Happy Holidays!
I'm MIke Wazowski. That's Wazowski with one "eye".
Welcome to the Laugh Floor.
Now if this is your first time in the Monster World,
there are a few things
you should know.
Like if I said, "You stink", to that guy,
it would be a compliment!
You're welcome sir!
Are you ready for our first act?
Yes!!! Well here they are...Mac and Jeeves!!
Happy Holidays!
Hello everybody!
My name is Mac. Everybody, this is Jeeves. This is my brother Mac over here.
My brother Mac.
is an expert in the holiday traditions of the monstes..The Human World!!! What?!?
I know all about the human holiday traditions.
In fact I kow how they make every and each and every human holiday treat.
I can tell you how they're made. Let's see what you know.
Humans, you may shout names of your holiday treats.
I think someone said cookies.
Oh, cookies...that's an easy one.
Cookies are made...
in an oven!!!!