I know what you're doing
You're trying to distract me.
Is it working?
No.
Please stop putting this off.
Come on Marg, I have to leave in an hour for three auditions.
And you had two yesterday and the catering gig the day before and, and, and.
It's a big decision
We've been together three years. It's time.
According to who?
"Whom."
I hate when you do that.
Hey, I love you.
(Doorbell rings repeatedly.)
Who is that?
No idea.
(singing:) My sub gig got cancelled because of a bomb threat so I brought breakfast.
Is this a bad time?
So yeah, between Tucker and Adam, men are not really working out for me right now.
But also it's like, MEN! Who needs 'em, right?
Not me.
Right? You get it!
Anyway, um...
Yeah, I just wanted to bring my favorite bagels to my favorite gals and plus
I love this like, sisterhood vibe that I feel when I'm here, and also I don't even miss Adam that much.
It's like, Adam? I don't know her.
Right.
Anyways, I have to pee. Orange juice, am I right?
Did he take a breath during that?
No. History dictates the next month is going to look like this.
Maybe we should move.
There's an in-unit washer and dryer and
you're just off the A-line, so...
This is the perfect place to start a new life.
Yeah, definitely.
Do you think we'll have time tomorrow to bring my boyfriend in to see it?
I can pencil you guys in, for sure.
We're moving in together.
Wow.
Have you ever done that? Moved in with a boyfriend?
No, I have not.
Cuddle Bear I need your help!
(Offscreen voice:)You bet.
I can always count on Cuddle Bear Detergent to keep my colors vibrant and my whites pristine.
And I helped!
Thanks. That was great, Olivia. Can we get another take that's a little more..
Urban? You know, like the sassy best friend who tells it like it is.
Delilah, I've...
I've never felt this way about another woman before.
I'm sorry, can we... Can you try to butch it up a little?
Sure.
I'm not really buying you as a lesbian. No offense...
Let's see that monologue again, but give it to me a little more casual, like you're just chatting with a friend?
"Grief fills the room up of my absent child/ Lies in his bed/ Walks up and down with me/ Put's on his--"
Sorry, that's all we have time for.
Oh, okay.
I think we want to bring you back in, Olivia
Thanks.
Now just to be clear. We are setting this production of "As You Like It" in Washington Heights.
You do speak Spanish, right?
Um si!
You lied about speaking Spanish?
I can learn.
Sure but--
Nobody knows where to put me.
Biracial. Bisexual.
Not black enough, not white enough, and apparently not Spanish enough.
You're not Spanish at all though.
I know that obviously, I know that
It was a moment of desperation. Okay?
What if nobody hires me?
I don't fit into any boxes. I can pass for anything, but I'm not the MOST anything.
That's because you're a star.
A star who hasn't been cast in six months.
You stand out. You know who didn't fit in?
Whoopi Goldberg.
Lady Gaga.
Danny Devito.
Okay, that is very comforting, but--
And you fit in here, in this apartment.
You're so stupid
Did it help though?
Hmm.
Are you gonna make an honest dyke of me to move in here already?
You're already here all the time, Liv.
Let's do it.
Really?
Why not?
Hey girl, I brought Boggle and Hungry Hungry Hippos
Game night?
You have to call him.
Definitely not.
You know how he is post-breakup.
I cannot handle him on my own.
I think Gabe and I need some space.
You know I always rooted it for you two.
Me too.
Does this mean I have to pick one of you to help me move my
things into Margot's place?
Way to bury the lead.
Margot thinks it's the right time.
Do you think it's the right time?
On paper, yes
And off paper?
We get along. We both pick up after ourselves.
There's nothing like, wrong with us moving in together.
Just because something isn't wrong doesn't make it right.
It's not right, but it's okay.
Okay, Miss Houston.
Hey, uh, miss?
I think you, um
Is this yours? It was at your table.
Yes. Thank you so much. It's not even mine. It's my friend's. I stole it.
That's a shame. I bet it looks great on you.
That was corny.
I'm Jo.
Olivia.
Do you live in this neighborhood?
I just moved here last week.
Oh welcome to New York.
(Sings Taylors Swift song:) It's been waiting for you.
It's so glamorous. I just spent my 15 minute break cleaning ketchup off my shoes.
Taylor Swift did not warn me about this.
Yeah, I don't think Taylor Swift really lives in the same New York that we do.
Yeah, probably not.
Yeah, do you think uh...
Would you want to show me around some time?
I... have a girlfriend so...
Oh, well, I can always use new friends.
Does my new friend have a phone number?
I do, yeah.
(We hear the restaurant door close.)
I gotta go.
See you soon.