Let's start things off in Arlington,
VA, where the American College of
Sports Medicine named Arlington,
America's fittest city for
the fifth year in a row.
Hey congratulations Arlington.
Five years in a roto man that is rough.
Now you just showing off eat a carb.
Will you the district? By the way,
came in fourth on the list,
so not too far behind.
Arlington might ask DC to give
them a spot in the weight room,
but you know, considering that.
They also represent the district.
Don't bet on it, but they do humble us by
lifting every single plate in the gym.
Baltimore, by the way, was ranked 67.
Hey, get your weight up
and layoff those crab cakes
rankings. By the way are based on 34
evidence based health indicators which
include diet and exercise hours of sleep,
access to parks, obesity, air quality,
bikeability and mental health. Really,
we couldn't get Scooter
ability in there, nowhere
in all seriousness,
congratulations to Arlington.
DC could have used y'all as
bouncers on January 6th put those
muscles to work for democracy.
Then again the capital was in Baltimore.
Who knows what regime we'd be living in,
but good luck at the gym
and and do not wear Uggs.
We're going to San Antonio,
TX for this next story where
First Lady Jill Biden apologized.
After saying Latinos are as
quote unique as breakfast tacos
while praising the work of civil
rights advocate Paul is already
at a conference. In San Antonio.
We can't get those things on our own.
Raul helped build this organization
with the understanding that the
diversity of this community,
as distinct as the bogaras of the Bronx.
As beautiful as the blossoms of Miami.
And as unique as the breakfast
tacos here in San Antonio.
Did she really say the bocados?
Was she going to Colombia?
Come on Doctor Biden, what are you doing?
She made this Taco comparison in front
of the country's largest Hispanic
civil rights and advocacy
organization that is bold.
And of course you heard
she butchered bodegas.
You are lucky this wasn't in New York.
Those bodega cats will get you.
They don't play, Jill Biden needs
to hire some new speech writers.
She better not bring this energy
to the N double ACP conference.
Talking about
the black community is as unique and
plentiful as seeds from a watermelon.
Your vibrance flows like waves in a do rag.
Hey, your spirit is stronger
than menthol cigarettes.
Well, the National Association
of Hispanic Journalists tweeted
NHJ encourages Flotus and her
communications team to take time and
better understand the complexities
of our people and communities.
We are not tacos.
Our heritage has Latinos.
Shaped by various diasporas,
cultures and food traditions do
not reduce us to stereotypes.
Hey, that was as high as the High Road
gets after getting compared to tacos.
Let's hope that this is a learning
experience because Doctor Biden is
getting dragged like a wheelbarrow.
Full of tacos
and rightfully so.
Let's head to San Diego,
CA for this last story where
2 sea lions charged the beach
of La Jolla Cove and sent
people running away in a panic
as if Godzilla was chasing them.
Just look at him, go.
I didn't even know sea lions
could move that fast. They cleared
a whole crowd with that power waddle
they storm that beast like Kaiju that.
Let's watch that clip again
with some scary music.
I kind of want to see
how far out to sea they could
have pushed the people that
were already in the water.
That is more like it.
I don't blame the people by the way,
from running.
Don't mess with any kind of line,
be it an African lion or
Mountain Lion Lucius lion.
They are all ruthless. Hey,
get off the beach man.
I don't know if sea lions
can fight, but I'm not sticking around
to find out it is your beach now sea
lions so go ahead and have fun. My
favorite story, you know it's got to
be the sea lion attack between this
the Turkey from the Anacostia
River Walk Trail chipped to ornery
horse. They got relocated.
It has been a year of gangster animals.