WE'RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY OPRAH WINFREY.
SHE HAS A NEW BOOK "FOOD, HEALTH AND HAPPINESS."
AND RIGHT NOW, I'M IN LUCK BECAUSE OPRAH IS GOING TO TEACH
ME HOW TO MAKE-- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT A SEXY BREAKFAST?
>> SEXY BREAKFAST.
>> Stephen: WHAT MAKES THE BREAKFAST SEXY?
DO YOU EAT IT NAKED IN FRONT OF A FULL-LENGTH MIRROR?
>> YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE SALSA.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SEXY.
THERE ARE LITTLE JALAPENOS IN THERE IS THERE A LITTLE TOMATO,
A LITTLE ONION.
>> GARLIC.
>> Stephen: AND A COUPLE OF THOSE IN THERE.
>> AND A LITTLE SALT.
I THINK YOU NEED ONE OF THESE, TOO.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?
>> A PEPPER.
>> THAT'S A LOT OF PEPPER.
THAT'S SEXY.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
( LAUGHTER ) WE HAVE A RELUCTANT TOMATO.
( LAUGHTER ) WHICH WAS ACTUALLY MY STRIPPER
NAME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
OKAY.
SO, WHILE I'M DOING THIS WHAT, DO WE DO NEXT?
LET ME JUST-- OH, YEAH!
>> OH, YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
>> Stephen: JUICE IT, BABY!
OKAY, I'M SALSAED UP OVER HERE.
>> WHAT I DO, AN EGG IS TO POINTS.
>> Stephen: ANOTHER GREAT.
>> AND THREE EGG WHITES IS ONE.
SO THIS WOULD BE, LIKE, THREE POINTS.
AND I ALWAYS ADD, LIKE, A YOLK TO THREE WHITES BECAUSE I LIKE
NOT JUST EATING EGG WHITES BUT THE Y VERY IDEA EYE LIKE MY EGGS
TO BE YELLOW.
>> Stephen: ME, TOO.
>> JUST HOLD THAT RIGHT THERE.
>> Stephen: WHY DO I HAVE A
GIANT, MURDERER'S KNIFE IN MY HAND?
WHAT IS THIS FOR?
WHAT AM I SLOOISING.
>> YOU WOULD BE SLICING A LITTLE AVOCADO RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE MAKING THIS?
>> >> Stephen: LET'S DO IT, MAN.
WHAT'S YOUR INDULGENT FOOD?
WHAT'S THE THING YOU JUST SORT OF GIVE IN TO IF YOU--
>> I'M A BIG, BIG, BIG TRUFFLE PERSON.
>> >> Stephen: TRUFFLE?
>> PERSON.
>> Stephen: HOLD ON.
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S CALLED TRUFFLE ZEST.
HOLY COW.
>> IT'S SHAVED TRUFFLES IN A JAR.
>> Stephen: WOW!
>> DOESN'T IT-- LOOK AT THAT.
INTENSE.
I'M JUST MAKING A LITTLE EGG HERE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
NO, NO, OKAY.
IF YOU DO THIS, YOU CAN GUYS CAN SMELL IT.
SEE.
>> Stephen: YOU GUYS WANT TO SMELL THIS REAL QUICK?
>> IT'S POWERFUL.
>> Audience: WOOO!
>> ISN'T THAT POWERFUL?
IS THERE NOW, TRUFFLE ZEST.
IS THAT ONLY FOR BILLIONAIRES, OR BECAUSE--
>> NO.
( LAUGHTER ) NO.
>> Stephen: YOU RUB THIS UNDER YOUR ARMS?
>> NO, NO, NO.
YOU DON'T LIKE TRUFFLES, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: I LOVE IT, BUT THEY'RE REALLY EXPENSIVE, RIGHT.
>> IT'S LIKE $12, OKAY.
>> Stephen: WORK THE MARKET IN TRUFFLES HAS CRASHED.
WHAT TO I DO?
I'VE GOT THE SALSA.
I'VE GOT MY AVOCADO.
>> OKAY, GOOD, AND NOW WE'RE GOING FIGHT LITTLE-- YOU'RE
GOING TO PUT THE SALSA ON THERE.
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT YOURS.
I WOULD RATHER TRY THIS.
>> Stephen: HOLD ON.
>> THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE-- HUH?
>> Stephen: YEAH, THAT'S BETTER.
>> OKAY.
YEAH, I SAW THAT.
I SAW WHAT.
>> Stephen: THAT IS SUPER HOT.
WOW.
OKAY.
OH, MY GOODNESS!
OH, LORD.
>> SEXY.
OH, LORD.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO I DO.
>> WHERE'S MY ZEST.
>> Stephen: THE TRUFFLE ZEST ON THAT.
>> YEAH!
>> Stephen: HOW MUCH?
>> DO IT AROUND THE EDGES.
>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
>> THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
GOOD.
I JUST WANTED YOU TO TAKE A LITTLE BITE OF THIS.
OKAY, GOOD, SEX, SEXY.
OKAY.
SEXY BREAKFAST.
>> Stephen: LORD, HAVE MERCY.
>> COME ON.
TALK THE TRUFFLE PART, TOO.
>> Stephen: THAT IS-- >> SEXY.
>> Stephen: THAT IS EXTREMELY SEXY, AND I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP
RIGHT NOW.
>> GOOD THOUGH, RIGHT?
>> Stephen: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
NOW, CAN I EAT THAT THREE TIMES A DAY?
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
>> Stephen: NO, BUT CAN I?
>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET BORED ONE THING.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE SOME PASTA FOR DINNER OR IF YOU WANT TACOS
OR SOMETHING, FISH, A BIG SALAD.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO EAT JUST ONE THING.
NO.
THAT'S WHOLE POINT.
YOU'RE GOG BALANCE.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THE FOODS YOU LOVE, THAT'S IT.
>> Stephen: LOVE!
>> LOVE!
>> Stephen: YAY!
>> YAY.
>> Stephen: THE BOOK IS "FOOD, HEALTH AND HAPPINESS."
THE WOMAN IS THE ONE AND ONLY OPRAH.
>> THANK YOU!