Do you think you've got what it takes to be a good secret agent?
- Sing it, sing it loud for me!
‘JOHNNY, JOHNNY STONES!’. - Go on, just give me a song!
Go away! - Can you help me?
Can we get this guy to go away please? - Can you help me?
You’re kidding me here, lad.
- As official airline partner
of Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One,
Etihad Airways wants to see if
John Stones and Bernardo Silva can cut it as secret agents.
Let's get into it.
Do you think you've got what it takes to be a good secret agent?
- Depends what setting.
This is the setting. - This is the setting!
Yeah, this is the setting. - Alright, I’ll give it a good go.
- I’m laughing already and I haven’t even started it.
Mission number one is Deception.
I want you to tell a lie to someone, and I want you to convince them it's true.
If you look to your right-hand side,
there is a wild Joleon Lescott.
- You’re kidding me here, lad.
Phil!
Long time no see!
- Hiya, mate. How have you been? Are you good?
- Have you been commentating?
No, no. I just need to pull Joleon for a chat.
- Say ‘Sorry, Scott, I don’t mean to be rude’.
Sorry, Scott lad. - You serious?
Yeah, yeah.
‘Just need to have a quick chat with Joleon if that's alright?’.
I hope this is short, man.
I have a huge delivery coming to my apartment.
Can you help me with the delivery?
I’m putting a beach in my terrace in Manchester.
- Yeah? In my apartment, yeah.
Creating a beach. - For real?
No, serious, yeah I am.
Palm trees coming tomorrow...
- No, this is a joke.
I want you to say,
‘What makes you think this is a joke?’.
- The weather is great, what's the joke here?
I don’t want to embarrass myself.
- Joleon...
‘I've got a really good business idea for my retirement’.
- I've got a good business idea for when I retire.
Here we go.
- I’m going to get some Stones, by John.
Just sign loads of like pebbles and sell them, what do you think?
Do you believe me?
- No!
I didn’t believe you as you walked over!
Nathan!
Can I just speak to you quickly?
Could you help me with a delivery?
- Sand?
And the palm trees. It’s going to be difficult.
- 'Nathan, I'm asking you because you're the nicest guy.'.
No, I’m asking you because you’re a nice guy and
you always help out your friends.
Yeah?
‘So you'll be at mine tomorrow, yeah?’.
Thank you, I’ll call you tomorrow. - Okay.
‘Thank you, Nathan’.
Mission number one complete, Bernardo!
Mission number two is Persuasion.
I want you to persuade someone to sing your own song back to you.
Is there an Erling Haaland anywhere?
He’s behind you. He's getting changed behind you.
- Manu!
Do you know the lyrics of my song? I’ve forgot. They want me to sing them.
Your song? - Yeah.
The one that the fans sing.
Ah ah ah, ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah.
It’s like 'Bernardo...' But I don’t know the lyrics!
I don’t know the lyrics as well.
- No? No idea.
- Oh no. Who could know it here?
‘JOHNNY, JOHNNY STONES!’.
- Say, ‘Erling mate, can you just come outside and do it
a little bit louder for me?’.
Erl!
- ‘Erling, come here mate’.
Sing it, sing it loud for me!
- ‘Johnny, Johnny Stones!’. Go on, just give me a song.
There we go guys.
- Mission accomplished! We'll take it.
Right, okay. - Thank you, we’ll take that.
Mission number three is Stealth.
I want you to steal an item from someone and make sure they don't realise.
Pick the bag up and just keep walking...
Just this one. Just pick it up and just keep walking.
Good work.
That's now your bag. Great work!
There's like a camera I can see on top of a grey box.
Can you see that?
And you just need to keep walking that path,
and you just need to pick it up and keep walking.
Don't make eye contact, keep walking.
Pick it up, job done, and walk.
Bring it back, bring it back to base.
- Is it on as well?!
Yeah, oh, I don’t know!
- Looks like that is recording!
Okay. Okay.
Mission accomplished!
- Who’s going to give the backpack back?
Finally, the last mission is Surveillance.
Use your phone to take a selfie of a player,
but make sure they don't realise.
No, no, no, no, you have to leave here.
You've stolen a camera, you have to leave here!
- The geezer’s looking. He’s looking!
Yes, he's looking!
John, just walk, like, ‘Are you alright, mate?’.
- No, lad.
It's alright, he’s turned round.
It's alright, keep walking.
- I’m going to... I'm going to Rico.
Make sure Rico doesn't know that you're taking the photo, okay?
It's only one... it's only one selfie.
One chance to pass the mission.
- Oh!
Amazing!
- What are you doing?!
Say, ‘I just wanted... just signing the balls, Rico!’.
- Signing the balls!
Signing the balls?!
I don’t think the mission was very complete, this one!
I think he is looking!
Do I need to get closer?
- Yeah, ideally it needs to be closer.
Yes! - Mission accomplished!
- I'll let you off, mission accomplished!
They were onto you a little bit,
but I feel like you did really well and you got better throughout.
- No, Nathan was the best, huh?
You’ve done really well! - Thank you, thank you.
Mission complete! Our secret agent, Bernardo Silva!
Tom Cruise is about to watch this.
How do you think he's going to rate your skills now?
- Not very highly!
I thought you did well! - I hope he sees potential!
Potential!
Cheers mate. - Maybe!
- Cheers!
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One, only in cinemas July 12.