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(Jenna) Hellooo, everybody! Today we're doing things a little bit differently. You guys
have been requesting another Cliff video. So hey, look who’s here. (Cliff) Hi! (Jenna) A
while back I promised my followers on Tumblr that as soon as I hit 30,000 subscribers,
Cliff would once again make an appearance. And I actually hit that number a while ago, so this is a
little bit overdue. You guys requested that we do The ‘Couple's 1, 2, 3’ tag. So that's what we're
gonna be doing. Basically we're gonna be answering a series of questions at the exact same time,
in order to determine how well we know each other, or some shit like that. (Cliff) I think
I’m gonna win. If it was a competition, you’d be going down. (Jenna) It's not a competition
first of all. (Cliff) It is a competition. (Jenna laughs) (Cliff) I'm taking this shit
very seriously. (Jenna) I can see that. (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) First question. “If Jenna could be
married to a movie star, who would it be?” I'm not one of those who gets you know, fan girl crushes
on famous people. It's not, it's not really my style, but we'll play along. (Cliff) Okay,
Oprah. (Jenna chuckles) Oprah. (Cliff) She's kind. She's a sweetheart. She's just purity
in its rawest form. (Jenna) What are you talking about? (Cliff) Oprah! I would marry Oprah. (Jenna)
No Cliff, we’re doing me. (Cliff) Oh. (Jenna) Who would I marry? Movie star, Okay, one, two…you’re
supposed to go with me. (Cliff) Okay. (Jenna) Okay. (Simultaneously) One, two, three. (Cliff)
Ryan Gosling. (Jenna) Chris Evans. (Jenna) Rylan Gosling? (Cliff) Chris Evans? (Cliff) Everyone
likes Ryan Gosling, so I just threw it out there. Cuz I didn’t know who else to think
of. (Jenna) I’m not, I’m not everyone. (Cliff) No, you’re not. Of course not. (Jenna) I go
against the grain. (Cliff) Of course not. (Cliff) I don't want ‘If you're a bird,
I'm a bird.’ I want Captain America. (Cliff) Wow. (Jenna) “If Cliff could be married to a movie
star, who would it be?” I have an idea. But I'm not…(Cliff) We'll see how well you know me. Come
on. (Jenna) Rylan Gosling! (Simultaneously) One, two, three. (Jenna) Rachel McAdams. (Cliff) Monica
Geller. (Jenna) Monica Geller? (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) Oh, yeah, you did say that you like—that’s
not her real name. That’s a character. (Cliff) It doesn't matter what her real name is. (Jenna) I
was saying Rachel McAadas. (Cliff) Rachel McAdams? (Jenna) She's from, she's Ryan Gosling. ‘You're a
bird. I'm a bird.’ She's the other bird. (Cliff) I have no idea what you're talking about. I really
don't. (Jenna) The Notebook. The movie that we both hate. (Cliff) That's probably why I don’t
know what you're talkin about. (Jenna laughs) “If Jenna could be a celebrity, who would it be?” I
don’t wanna be a celebrity. (Cliff) You wouldn’t be anyone, you'd be yourself. (Jenna) We’re
modifying the question, because neither of us really have any celebrities that we would want
to be? That's kind of creepy. That's kind of like… (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) Skin coat. (Cliff) I wanna
wear your skin. (Jenna) Yeah, exactly. (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) Put the lotion in the basket. Okay,
we're changing the question to a favorite band, because that's a lot easier to, to answer. “What
is Jenna's favorite band?” Okay, I think you think you know, but, I don't think you know.
Did that makes sense? (Cliff) Is this a mind trick? (Jenna) “So what is Jenna’s favorite
band?” (Simultaneously) One, two, three. (Cliff) Slipknot. (Jenna) Nine Inch Nails. I knew you were
gonna say Slipknot! (Cliff) It’s not Nine Inch Nails. (Jenna) Yes it is. When I was writing Eve:
The Awakening, Slipknot was my favorite band. And I listened to Slipknot a lot while I wrote
the fight scenes. (Cliff) Mmhmm. (Jenna) But now I'm writing, or I've been writing The Savior's
Champion, and I listen to Nine Inch Nails for a lot of the scenes. So now I'm more Nine Inch Nails
inclined. (Cliff) Did you intentionally hold this information from me? (Jenna laughs) Nooo.
(Cliff) Did you intentionally, knowing ‘hey, one day I wanna do this video. So I'm gonna
make sure I not give Cliff this answer. (Jenna chuckles) So now we're gonna do Cliff’s favorite
band. Fuck. (Simultaneously) One, two, three. (Jenna) Third Eye Blind. (Cliff)
Jason Lancaster. (Jenna) Fuck. Who is Jason Lancaster? (Cliff) He was a guy in Mayday
Parade and Go Radio. (Jenna) Aw, fuck! That was gonna be my second one. I was like the Mayday
Parade guy. Fucking. Ughhhh! (Cliff) It’s not so much the band, as it is that one dude. (Jenna
makes frustrated noises) (Cliff) Third Eye Blind’s like my guilty pleasure. (Jenna) Guilty please! We
don’t know each other. (Cliff) This isn’t going too well. (Jenna) “You're going to Walgreens to
get milk, and you decide to buy Jenna a treat. What did you buy?” (Simultaneously) One, two,
three. (Jenna) Red Vines. (Cliff) Red Vines. (Jenna) Ahhh! So exciting, we don’t suck.
Well I mean, that was like, that was a win for you. (Cliff) It was a win for me. (Jenna) Not so
much a win for me. Okay, so now it's Cliff’s turn. “I'm going to Walgreens to get milk,
and I decided to buy Clif a treat. What do I buy?” I, okay, okay I have an answer. And you better
say it. Are you ready? (Simultaneously) One, two, three. (Jenna) Sour Patch. (Cliff) Midnight Milky
Ways. (Jenna) Midnight Milky Ways? (Cliff) Yes, those fucking delicious. (Jenna) When
did that happen? (Cliff) The chocolate, and the marshmallows, and the butter caramel in
it. (Jenna) What about the Sour Patch? (Cliff) You’re right, Sour Patch, they’re up there. But,
if I were to say what I really really liked right now it's that. (Jenna) Fuck. See this,
now this one's just gonna get me in trouble. “What percentage of housework would Cliff say
that they do. That he does?” (Cliff) Oooh. (Jenna) That he does. Wait. This is, this is
what you say you would do? This isn't necessarily what you do. But this is what you say that you
do. Just clarifying (Jenna) One, two, three. Seventy. (Cliff) Eighty nine point seven three
five. (Jenna) Eighty nine? (Cliff) I think we can both agree that I do most of it. I. (Jenna) I can
agree that you do most of it. (Cliff) Okay. (Jenna) But eighty nine? (Cliff) Point seven
two five. (Jenna) Ninety. Nooo. (Cliff) No, it’s not ninety. (Jenna) Okay, my turn. “How
much housework I would say that I do.” (Jenna laughs) Why are you looking at me like that? One,
two, three. (Jenna) Forty percent. (Cliff) Twenty-five percent. (Jenna) Twenty-five!
(Cliff) Twenty-five percent. (Jenna) It’s what I would say that I do. (Cliff) Well, you would say
you do eighty nine point seven three five. (Jenna) I just said forty percent. I'm honest. I'm honest.
(Cliff) I thought twenty-five percent was pretty, uh, was pretty honest. No? (Jenna) No. (Cliff) All
right, all right, I’ll give you your forty percent. (Jenna) Thank you. (Cliff) And raise you
negative fifteen. (Jenna) “If Cliff could choose one thing for me to get rid of, what would it be?”
I have an answer but I don't think you're gonna say it, because it's, it's a creative answer,
because I'm a creative person. One, two, three. Hair (Cliff) Little blanket. (Jenna) My blanket?
(Cliff) Yeah, the little blanket. (Jenna) What little blanket? (Cliff) That we sleep in,
cuz I don't like it in the bed. (Jenna) The one that’s all tattered? (Jenna laughs) (Cliff) Yeah,
that's like look like a fucking T-Rex took it apart. (Jenna) No I was saying hair,
because you're always complaining that my hair is everywhere. See that’s cre— (Cliff singing)
Everywhere. (Jenna and Cliff singing) screaming infidelities. (Jenna) I thought that was a
creative answer. Because you're always like (Jenna mimicking a deep voice) Your hair, why are you
shedding? It’s everywhere. (Cliff laughs) Well, I love your hair. (Jenna) Who doesn't. (Cliff) First
of all, I wouldn't want you to get rid of it. I just don't wanna wake up with it like,
in my nostril or in my mouth. Cuz I'm snoring, cuz that’s— (Jenna) That’s the consequence of
having a luscious mane. “If Jenna could choose one thing for Cliff to get rid of,
what would it be?” I know this immediately. One, two, three. (Cliff) Nothing. (Jenna) Polos.
(Cliff) What the fuck? (Jenna) You know I don’t like polos. (Cliff) I was gonna say nothing,
cuz everything I owned is motherfucking perfect. (Jenna) So here's the deal. I really don't like
polo shirts. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm, that’s true. (Jenna) Like the short sleeve polos. Oh,
I hate them. They're so like, suburban dad, grew up with his caddies. (Cliff) Going to play
some golf. (Jenna) He’s goin’ to play some golf. (Cliff - mocking laugh) Hole in one. (Jenna) I
don’t like it. “What is Cliff’s most repeated sentence or phrase?” I, I don't know how you
didn't like… it just materialized in my brain. (Cliff) Because she just flows out of my mouth.
I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. (Jenna) One, two, three. (Jenna) Tragedy! (Cliff)
Awesome! (Jenna) Awesome? (Cliff) Yeah, you're right. Tragedy’s pretty good. That was probably
better than awesome. (Jenna) He's always like, Oh, that's a tragedy. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm. (Jenna)
Tragedy. It's tragic. He's always saying it. (Cliff) Aw man, that’s a tragedy. (Jenna) Yeah.
(Cliff) Aw man, that’s a tragedy. (Jenna chuckles.) “What is Jenna's most repeated
sentence or phrase?” One, two, three. (Jenna) Give me scratches. (Cliff) Fuck my life. (Jenna
laughing) Fuck my life—that's true. (Cliff) Mmmhmm. You'll like stub your toe, fuck my life!
(Jenna) I do say ‘fuck my life’ a lot. (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) “What is Cliff’s most used cuss
word?” I mean, there's not a lot to choose from. One, two, three. (Jenna) Fuck. (Cliff) Taint.
(Jenna) Tant is not a cuss word! (Cliff) Stupid taint! Yeah it is. (Jenna) It’s not. It’s just
a slang word for butthole skin. (Cliff) You little, you little dirty taint you. (Jenna) You
just want me to lose! (Cliff) Your life is for taintness. (Jenna laughs) (Cliff) Yeah,
I say that all the time you guys. (Jenna) Cliff, you just want me to do badly. (Cliff) No. Just
from the heart. (Jenna laughs) This from the soul, the core of my being. (Jenna) The core
of your being is taint? (Cliff) I was just a big bowl of taint. (Cliff - playfully) I got a tiny
head. I got a big head. I got a tiny head. I got a big head. (Jenna laughing) Whyyyyy.
“What is Jenna's most used cuss word?” Not my favorite cuss word. My most used cuss
word. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm. (Jenna) Because they are not the same. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm. (Jenna) One, two,
three. (Jenna and Cliff simultanously ) Fuck. (Jenna) What a shock. (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna)
“What is Cliff’s ultimate favorite movie?” I've got two. I, can I just, can I just say
‘em both? (Cliff) Okay. (Jenna) One, two, three. (Jenna) Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore.
(Cliff) Waterboy. (Jenna) I knew it was an Adam Sandler thing. (Cliff) That's pretty close.
(Jenna) I knew it was an early Adam Sandler. (Yeah.) Happy Gilmore is pretty good. That
was a close second. “What is Jenna's ultimate favorite movie?” Are we ready? I have three,
so we can accept any of the three. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm (Jenna) But there's one that I most often cite as
my favorite. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. (Jenna) One, two, three. (Jenna) Clash of the Titans.
(Cliff) Jason and the Argonauts. (Jenna) That is, that is another one. (Cliff) Okay. (Jenna) So my,
my three favorite movies are Clash of the Titans, the original, from the 80s
(Cliff) Mmm-hmm. (Jenna) With Harry Hamlin. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm. (Jenna) Jason and the Argonauts.
And the Seventh Voyage of Sinbad. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm. (Jenna) Any one of those would have
been sufficient. However, Clash of the Titans has Pegasus. (Cliff) That's true. (Jenna) And I, and
I do have a shirt that you got me. (Cliff) Yeah, Pegasus’ a pretty fucking sick. (Jenna) It's just
one, there's only one Pegasus. (Cliff) There's only one? (Jenna) There’s only one. (Cliff) It's
not like a family? (Jenna) No it is— (Cliff) How was it born then? (Jenna) Out of Medusa’s
blood. (Cliff) Really? (Jenna) Yeah. This, this doesn't make any sense. “A meteor just
hit. You've saved everything important. What would Cliff go back and get?” If a meteor hits
we're fucked. (Cliff) Unless you’re Meteor Man. (Jenna) Meteor Man, is that a thing? (Cliff) Yeah,
it's a movie. Meteor, Meteor man. (Jenna) I don't know. (Cliff) He gets hit, literally gets hit by a
meteor. (Jenna) And he becomes a man? (Cliff) And he becomes a superhero. (Jenna) Meteor man. I'm
changing this. “Your house is on fire. What would Cliff retrieve first?” One, two, three. (Jenna)
Laptop. (Cliff) My Puter. (Jenna) Yeah. (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna laughs) Puter. (Cliff) My puter,
yeah, my laptop. That's, that’s what I call it. (Jenna) It sounds like you’re talking about
your butthole. “House is on fire. What would Jenna go back in and grab?” This is a really
easy one. (Cliff) Oh, yeah. (Jenna) Okay. One, two, three. (Jenna) USS Jennaprize. (Cliff) Your
laptop. (Jenna) That's my laptop. (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) My laptop is named the USS
Jennerprize. Cuz it’s clever. (Cliff) By the way, I bought that for her, with her money.
(Jenna laughs) With her money, yeah. (Cliff) Boom! (Jenna) Yeah I was gonna say you bought it for me,
but I paid for it, you just went to the store and picked it out. (Cliff) Boom! (Jenna laughs) “The
saying opposites attract is true because Cliff and I are opposite at blank.” One,
two, three. (Jenna) Introvert, extrovert. (Cliff) Everything. (Jenna laughs) (Cliff) You’re smart,
I’m dumb. (Jenna laughs) That’s not true. You didn’t even give a real answer. Everything. We’re
not opposites in everything. (Cliff) No, we’re not, I know. We wouldn’t be together. (Jenna)
No. I'm an introvert. He's an extrovert. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm. (Jenna) So that was the
right answer. (Cliff) Yeah. (Jenna) Maybe we're opposites and I'm right and you're wrong. So I
think we're done here. And I think what we learned is that I suck. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm.
(Jenna) You sucked less. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm (Jenna) But you still sucked. (Cliff) Mmm-hmm. (Jenna)
But sucked less. (Cliff) I guess the moral of the story here is that we just need to spend
more time together. (Jenna) We've been together for eight and a half years. (Cliff) We need more
time. (Jenna chuckles) (Cliff) I just wanna be held. (Jenna) So this concludes our, uh, couples
one, two, three tag, that we did really badly at. Don't forget to subscribe to my channel. I post
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you have any questions or if there's something you'd like me to talk about in my next video,
be sure to tweet me @JennaMoreci! (Cliff) Bye! (Jenna chuckles) Why are you making that face?