- That's a big one.
- [Diana] There we go, we've got some mucus.
- [Voiceover] Stick tube up my butt
and suck all the poop out.
- Poop!
- Today, we're getting colonics.
(intense music)
- And not your mama's little enema, okay?
We're doing the real deal.
45 minutes of uninterrupted water.
And every ounce of poop in this little body
is getting sucked out.
I should say "TMI", but also,
you're watching a video about colonics.
So what do you- what do you expect?
Now, you probably at home won't be seeing the tube.
'Cause even apparently pixelating it
might be too much for people.
I don't know how you're not gonna see my asshole today.
I feel like I've been backed up since the day I was born.
This is an insane thing,
but until I was about 25, 26,
I would regularly go five days without pooping.
(record scratch)
Then I would have what I call "the mega (record scratch)"
- I'm a frequent pooper.
So I don't know what else is left to come out today.
- [Camera Operator] Alright there you go. Good luck.
- [Person In Blue Jeans] Godspeed
- [Ned] But-
- We're not doing it today. - We are not doing it.
Yeah, we are gonna be the crew today
'cause we didn't wanna put any of our staff in the room.
- We're alone now, Kwesi.
- Okay, cool. (laughs)
- Got camera there, got a camera there, got camera there.
(both laugh)
- I mean, you and I, we don't really have poop issues.
- No.
- We would just, we just be there for a good time.
- We just love butt stuff.
- Yeah.
- Ask our wives.
(both laugh)
- I feel like I shouldn't be here.
I feel like I'm just sitting in
on someone's doctor appointment.
- You're the dad, bro, come on.
- That's true, yeah. (both laugh)
Should I hold his hand or...?
- Well, we'll see.
My name is Diana,
and I am a Colon Hydrotherapist and shamanic guide.
- Colon hydrotherapy.
- [Diana] That's correct.
- Colonic?
- Colonic.
- What is that?
- Basically, it's just to empty out your large intestine,
clearing out all your old poop.
So the tube, gentleman, you'd be very happy to find out
that it's only the size of a number two pencil.
(Zach laughs)
So very thin, only goes in
about three to four inches into the rectum.
Okay. So let's do this.
- I'm gonna get on this side so I don't see anything.
- Okay.
All right, so both of your hands, what you're gonna do
is reach underneath your butt cheeks.
Spread 'em apart for me please?
- Yes. Ma'am (Eugene laughs)
- You gotta just leave them spread apart,
- Okay.
- and then lay down and let go.
Is that what you did?
- Yes. - Okay.
Kwesi, with your permission,
- [Kwesi] Yeah.
- Is it okay with you if I lubricant inside your rectum?
- Yes, you can lubricate inside of my rectum.
- [Diana] Okay. Very good, thank you.
- All right. (clears throat)
- This is our bonding moment.
- Yeah, I'm definitely nervous, but I like the care.
- Okay. Here we go.
And you wanna take a deep breath,
finding the entrance first.
- Whoa!
- Ah ah ah, you're clenching.
- Okay. Don't clench.
Just relax.
- 1, 2, 3, take a deep breath, relax.
(heavy breathing) - Okay.
- You're clenching, you're clenching.
- I can't help it. (Ned laughs)
- [Diana] Do you want it to hurt?
- No, I don't want it to hurt.
- [Diana] Deep breath, deep breath,
deep breath, deep breath.
Very good.
- That was like a prostate exam.
That- like, the the first step of this episode
is a prostate exam. That's-
- Well, we've already done that, so...
(suspenseful music) - Just relax.
I need to play some Kenny G or something.
- Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
- I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
- Yes, you can.
- Okay, okay, oh my God.
- Very good.
- It's gonna feel like that?
(Ned laughs)
- Won't you- can you play some soft R&B or something?
- You know why do people come here?
Headache, migraine, depression, PTSD, anxiety.
People will come and they'll say, you know what?
This is causing so many problems for me.
I really just feel like I need to start with the body first.
- I know that there's not a lot of
research to support colonics.
In fact, many doctors recommend against this.
So I am a little nervous.
Wow. Okay. Wow.
Was not prepared for what-
- 1, 2, 3, take a deep breath.
Deep breath. Deep breath.
Don't clench. Don't clench.
- I'm trying not to.
- No clenching, don't clench.
- [Diana] Don't clench.
- Don't clench, don't clench.
- 1, 2, 3, breathe, breathe, breathe.
Perfect. Now, you moved away,
I need you to scoot down just a tad.
Tube is in. You probably barely feel it
at this point.
- Uh, more than a little barely.
(Zach laughs)
(heavy breathing)
- Tube is in
Kwesi-
- Okay. That feels interesting.
(Ned laughs) That feels interesting.
- Back to the tube.
It goes in, it squirts in, you pull it out, you poop it out.
- You don't pull it out.
- and then you just do it again-
Oh, you don't pull it out?
- It stays in.
the tube is small enough where everything
just slips out around the tube.
- So it stays in, it squirts, it goes out.
- [Diana] The water's gonna come in very gentle.
- Okay. - Okay.
- [Diana] And as soon as you feel it
I need you to tell me that you can feel it.
Here we go.
- Oh, I already have to poop.
- Okay, so what you're gonna do is
you're going to hold for me.
- Okay?
- You're gonna hold for about 60 seconds, ideally.
Most likely you won't be able to
hold the full entire 60 seconds.
- Whoa. I feel like pooping right now.
- Now I need you to hold.
You're gonna watch the second hand on the clock and see
if you can time yourself up to 60 seconds, okay?
- 60 seconds.
- But the longer you hold, the better,
because this is like-
- The longer you hold, the better?
- Yes. Like soaking your dishes and hot water.
You wanna soak your poop.
You wanna soak the toxins.
- That's uncomfortable.
- [Diana] Okay. I know the cramping
should have already started. - [Kwesi] Yeah, it is.
- If it's too intense and you feel
like you can't hold anymore, I need you to release.
- It's getting there.
I'm gonna try to push myself.
- Tell me when I can poop. I'm pooping already.
- [Diana] Do you have to?
Try to hold a little bit longer.
- Okay.
- Once you feel nice and full,
you're gonna push into what looks like an oversized toilet.
And then it goes down the drain
and you can see all of the poop leaving.
- Eugene, you're about to see so much shit.
My butthole is like "wawawawawawawa"
- [Eugene] Oh wait, so this is the tube.
I'm getting some good shots.
- [Diana] Push. I'm gonna try to push with you.
Good. There we go, we got some poop now. Very good.
- Oh God, there's- we just,
we can't show that on YouTube.
- This is different.
Oh my God.
- [Zach] Oh, there we go, baby.
(farting) (all laughing)
- I heard that.
- Oh my God, what the-
- This is a transcendental experience, my love.
- This out of control.
- This is, yeah. This is like a rebirth, right?
- [Kwesi] Oh my God. - That's really intense
- There's no brown yet.
- [Diana] I know, but you need to relax.
You want stuff to start coming out,
I need you to relax.
So you keep doing this.
- Am I not relaxed?
- No, you're not relaxed.
- He might have some performance anxiety with me
staring at him too. - Yeah, totally.
- I'll stand back over here.
- People come here for so many, many different reasons.
Anything that has to do with, you know, past trauma.
- I used to have poop shyness, back in high school.
- [Diana] Why?
- This was- because, I didn't want people
to know that I was pooping.
- [Diana] Where did that come from?
- I don't know.
- Because I'm a shamanic guide, I also use colonics
to help people clear the body first,
before we do any healing work as well.
- [Diana] Kwesi. - Yeah?
- Listen to me. I'm gonna say something to you,
and you're not gonna understand it, okay?
- Okay.
- Ready?
- Yeah. - Close your eyes.
(speaking foreign language)
(calming music)
(whistling)
(calming music)
Here we go, good.
(speaking foreign language)
Okay, release everything that may have stressed you,
caused you any pain,
any physical pain, any mental, emotional pain.
Let it go, let it go.
- Oh, my gosh, thank you so much.
- [Diana] Yes.
- Oh, that's some poopy.
- Let it go. Let it go all the way, all the way.
- Oh my goodness.
Wow, now this feels like the best shit ever.
- Yeah.
Okay, give me a nice, long drawn out push
all the way 'til you feel like you cannot push anymore.
(intense opera music)
So push all the way out.
Good.
- Oh yeah.
- There we go, you feel it? Look, look.
- Oh, I see it.
Oh my God.
Oh, it's cute.
It's almost like the little lazy river tube riders.
- [Diana] Push, go, go.
- Oh, it's splashing everywhere.
Ohhhh.
- Push. Excellent. There we go.
Beautiful. Look at that.
- Oh my God, it's still going.
Is it the lighting or was it kind of green?
- It definitely is green. - It's kind of green.
- Holy shit, oh my God.
Oh shit, I'm peeing on myself and shit.
What the fuck?
Oh my God, I can't control myself.
- Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.
- Oh.
- [Diana] Very good, beautiful. You're just pouring.
- That's nice.
- I'm poopin' now, baby.
- [Diana] Yes, you are.
- Oh my God. Wow. It's like, comes in waves.
Oh, ohh, ohh, ohhhh.
Really? That close?
- [Ned] I don't know (both laugh)
- I think I'm peeing a little bit.
- [Eugene] That's probably natural.
- Yeah.
- I haven't seen poop in a while though.
- I know, because I'm not washing the dishes long enough.
- Oh my gosh, whoa.
What the fuck is going on?
- I'm definitely peeing, oh my God.
Yeah, I'm- - [Eugene] Right now?
Like the- no, this whole towel is wet.
It's soaked with urine.
- [Kwesi] Oh my God.
- I can hear him.
I'm kind of jealous, I'm gonna go watch.
I wanna go see Kwesi's poop.
- Yeah, go check it out.
- Hello?
- Hey.
- [Eugene] Kwesi, how you doin'?
- 10 seconds.
He's trying to hold for 60 seconds.
- That was only 10 seconds?
- Well, yeah.
- Oh, I gotta poop.
- It's- okay.
- Ow, my God.
- Okay, starting now-
- I'm pooping all over myself.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, it's like splashing.
- It's a lot louder over here.
- Say "colonic".
- Colonic! (all laugh)
- All right I'm gonna go back to the Zen garden.
- [Diana] Hi.
- [Eugene] Hey.
- Hi.
- So we're gonna do a few more pushes just to
make sure that there's no gas or anything going on inside.
Okay? - Okay.
- All right, so let me feel.
- This feels good.
You took this on very powerfully, thank you.
- Pfft, it's what I do.
- The last 10 minutes is for you to empty out.
Because if you jump off the table too quickly,
the minute you stand up
gravity will take place and things will slip out
and you won't be able to control it.
- Just trying to make sure there's no gas bubbles in here.
But you feel how much softer it is on this side already?
- [Kwesi] Yeah.
- How much we got to clear out?
- I'm gonna go now.
- Yeah?
- that was a good one, very good,
lots of toxins there too.
(calming music)
There's something right here. Let that go.
Good. See how you let me sink in?
Very good. Beautiful.
Okay, so let's try to do a long hold.
I know that right now, it's harder to hold,
but try to hold for as long as you can.
Just keep focusing on your breath.
I know it's starting to get intense.
I know the cramping can get intense towards the end.
Good. So allow to let go.
No more pain, no more suffering.
You are determined to let go.
You're ready to start over, start fresh.
It's not yours anymore.
All the way, all the way.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Surrender, surrender, surrender.
Let go, let go.
Good, good, good.
It's sort of like a car that's a well oiled machine, right?
If we try to operate a car on old oil,
then you start to see one part and another part,
little by little, start to fall apart.
- Let me know with the next one.
- [Kwesi] Okay. And it comes.
(calming music)
- Until you give it a tuneup,
now the oil is being distributed into the rest of the car
and now everything's working efficiently.
You can move the car beautifully.
- I feel, I feel, I can't explain.
Whoa, kind of hit the tube, that felt good.
The only way I can describe it, man is just like,
is taking the best poop ever.
But the feeling of like allowing myself to take a shit,
with like you in the room,
- [Ned] right.
- Is freeing. - [Ned] Yeah?
- Yeah.
- So right now, what I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna rinse you off, okay?
- Sounds good.
- Just make sure everything's, you know,
clean for you for when you sit up, okay?
(calming music)
- What you're gonna do now is
you're going to sit straight up.
You're gonna put your hands on the table like this.
Okay, sit straight, come back away from the tube.
The tube will pop out when you hear that click.
- Lift - And it's gonna pop out.
- Look at that!
- Let yourself release any extra water
because if you get up right now, like we said,
all that water's just gonna try to come out, okay?
- You did amazing. - Thank you.
- I'm so proud of you.
- I got to some very euphoric, very zen places during that.
I don't know, I'm excited to see
how I feel in the coming days.
Whoa. (Kwesi laughs)
- It's a understatement, what just happened?
- I don't know that I can recommend it
as a pain treatment, whatever.
But as just a life experience, whoa.
Okay, last question. - Yeah.
- Do you think you're gonna do this again?
- Damn right.
Instantly, for sure.
- I don't know, man, it was a lot.
- Yeah. (both laugh)
(rock music)
- I peed the whole time. - I peed-
- I peed nonstop.
- Dude, I peed nonstop.
- Dude, at the end when I was sitting there,
like for the five minutes? - Yeah.
- I think I peed for 120 seconds straight.