the script together at last no eating
until we get to White Castle yo let's
roll you know fast food makes girls fart
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we're
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie crossovers we want to see but the
enemy found it first
you are no assassin for this list we're
taking a look at movie franchises and
characters we want to see brought
together in one highly unlikely but ever
so badass motion picture
number 10 Jay and Silent Bob and Harold
and Kumar why was you I would have been
like oh yeah just cuz you're hung like a
moose doesn't mean you got to do porn
these two duo's have defined a
generation of potheads with their wacky
misadventures so similar and yet so
different it only makes sense for these
guys to cross paths in the ultimate
stoner comedy
why couldn't you see Harold and Kumar
scoring some snootch eboo cheese off Jay
and Silent Bob hey dude you don't forget
school grade smoke sports you smoke
blunts rollin blunts it's give me a
diamond finest stick 15 bucks little man
puts that [ __ ] in my this would
instigate a crazy crossover involving
convenience store hijinks road trips and
presumably Neil Patrick Harris dope Ben
Affleck bong and Matt Damon it's hunting
season then to cap things off they could
grab a meal at White Castle it's too
sickening and what the hell let's throw
a monkey and a cheetah in there for good
measure
you gotta be kidding me man uh number
nine Harry Potter and The Lord of the
Rings I am ready to go oh we're going
huh
not really Harry Potter and the Lord of
the Rings have a number of parallels
both are based on some of the most
beloved fantasy novels ever and both
received feature film adaptations in
2001 at the third-floor corridor on the
right hand side is out of bounds to
everyone who does not wish to die a most
painful day seeing these worlds finally
collide would be true cinematic magic
what are we waiting for
imagine Harry and Frodo teaming up to
stop Lord Voldemort who has been
resurrected through the one rings power
mr. Vallee is cursed then meanwhile
Dobby could play a game of riddles with
Gollum again having a friends willing to
shake the ring rapes could share a pint
with the Dementors and Gandalf and
Dumbledore could have a fairytale
wedding
number eight transformers and GI Joe
growing up chances are you had at least
a couple of transformers and GI Joe in
your toy chest
at one point you probably had your
transformers and GI Joes fight each
other in an epic showdown
seeing as how Hasbro has already brought
two of your favorite toy franchises to
the big screen why not have them finally
come together to make our childhood
dreams a reality
we'd rather see Optimus Prime team up
with Duke and roadblock over Shia
LaBeouf any day
wild ain't saving itself just keep
michael bay's hands off the project
sir I am asking politely back home
number seven
Jurassic Park and Dawn of the Dead
Jurassic world was a pretty awesome
return to form for the Jurassic Park
franchise with 12 amps in these animals
they're never gonna trust me again after
such a rousing feet though how can they
possibly up the ante well here's an idea
release zombies on the island yeah but
your scientists were so preoccupied with
whether or not they could they didn't
stop to think of they shine well it may
seem like a bizarre mashup Jurassic Park
and Dawn of the Dead are more similar
than you think Oh mister kn'l both are
about people desperately trying to
survive while being chased by a pack of
lethal monsters excuse me not to [ __ ] on
anyone's riff here but let me just see
if I grasp this concept okay makes these
two monsters together and what do you
get Dino zombies enough said
oh there it is number six a Nightmare on
Elm Street Friday the 13th Halloween the
Texas Chainsaw Massacre scream child's
play Hellraiser and the Evil Dead
Freddy and Jason have already gone head
to head and a long-awaited crossover
what if Freddy brought Jason back
because he was too weak to go after us
on his own but why stop there let's take
things to the next level by throwing
Michael Myers leather face ghost face
Chucky and pinhead in there for a
mind-blowing horror icon Battle Royale
all to be fought by a badass guy with a
chainsaw for a hand who is used to
fighting evil incarnate movie horror
junkies would be guaranteed a monster
mash of gut busting proportions with
blood gore and severed body parts
everywhere Oh swallow this just please
keep the focus on the villains we know
and love don't even bother trying to
develop the teenage characters they're
literally disposable in a movie like
this no please don't kill me mr. ghost
face I want to be in the sequel number 5
James Bond and Jason Bourne for the
longest time James Bond was the
definitive movie spy and nobody else
even came close to topping him but that
was before Jason Bourne gave
double-oh-seven a run for his money in
the early 2000s I guess that was too
complicated Bond influenced Bourne and
in a way Bourne would influence bond
with the recent grittier take on the
classic character yes considerably
wouldn't it be fitting for both of these
men to at least meet on the silver
screen
after all if anybody can track down
Jason Bourne its Mr Bond find out who he
works for and who has the list then
terminate him for Elsa my pleasure
number four Robocop and the Terminator
come with me if you want to live come
quietly or there will be trouble there
have been numerous debates regarding who
would win in a fight Robocop or The
Terminator
both are machines with a human touch but
specialized in kicking ass and spouting
one-liners I'm a cybernetic organism
living tissue over metal endoskeleton
both of their film franchises have sadly
also hit rock bottom since the 80s I'll
be back and both have already clashed
together in video games and comic books
what better way to reinvigorate Robocop
and the Terminator than by bringing
together Peter Weller and Arnold
Schwarzenegger for the showdown we've
been waiting for these action stars may
be old but they aren't obsolete I've
been waiting for you your move creep the
filmmakers better not wimp out with a
pg-13 rating though better align you're
coming with me
hasta LaVista baby number three Godzilla
and Pacific Rim
legendary pictures why haven't you made
this crossover happen already all of us
and here is this it's such an obvious
combination you guys recently came out
with a successful Godzilla reboot you
also own the rights to Pacific Rim to
fight monsters we created monsters of
our own the Jaeger program was born put
two and two together we'll gladly settle
for a new King Kong vs. Godzilla movie
until then but we need to see the king
of the monsters fight [ __ ] danger ASAP
that down fight the destructive
ten-year-old in us is desperate for
kaiju robot carnage
let's go fishing number two Star Wars
and Star Trek just as JJ Abrams saved
the Star Trek franchise we're hoping he
can do the same for Star Wars and the
force awakens Chewie we're home with
Abrams acting as a link between the two
greatest sci-fi series of all time it'd
be every fanboys dream come true.if han
Solo and Captain Kirk boldly teamed up
in a galaxy far far away where no man
has gone before even if this never comes
to fruition though maybe Disney will
consider Patton Oswalt's pitch for Star
Wars crossover with marble
this is nuts if he holds the reality gem
that means he can jump from different
realities this will be our link to the
Marvel Universe from these strong wars
universe before we blend together our
top picks
here are some honorable mentions show me
your hands let me see him do you see the
emotion I'm going through right now
that means this [ __ ] is serious okay I
mean Ian is a top Ivan right now [ __ ]
right now
yeah you guys freeze [ __ ] we're gonna
Jack you up make them hurt bad
we will have the capability to pull off
control hi I'm - Sanjana number one the
Marvel Cinematic Universe and the DC
Cinematic Universe who the hell are you
someone like you
Marvel is primarily responsible for the
recent crossover boom as they unified
their finest superheroes in a single
cinematic universe
in terms of crossovers it's hard to
imagine Marvel topping themselves that
is unless they accomplished the
impossible and joined forces with the DC
Cinematic Universe
just think of the countless
possibilities Iron Man vs Batman yes
here you think you got what it takes to
wear that suit Superman vs the Hulk
Green Arrow versus Hawkeye
alas if marble can't even get the x-men
to join The Avengers chances are they'll
never get the Justice League either
patience is my strongest suit well at
least we have our fan fiction big man
pseudo hunger
take that off what are you it's not who
I am underneath
but what I do
that defines do you agree with our list
yeah boy what's your most desired movie
crossover
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