Here’s some hot sauce!
You should've put it on my tray in the first place.
You know where I want to put it right now?
You watch your mouth!
You watch your mouth before I put my fist in it!
Hey, hey, hey! You say you’re sorry to the customer.
- Uh, but he… - Apologize.
I’m so very sorry.
[yelling]
- You wanna keep this job? - No, but I need to!
Do you think you were a little rough on him?
Nah, who cares?
Yeah. I’ll be right back.
- I’ll never see you again, will I? - Nope.
Hey, why don’t you help me write the web show we’re gonna have to do in here?
- ‘Cause that requires effort. - So does whining.
Why don’t you guys just hire an intern?
- What’s an intern? - Like an assistant that works for free.
Wait. Would it bathe me?
I like being clean. I just don’t like all the…
- Sam, what is all that? - My dirty clothes.
When was the last time you did laundry?
- Ahh… when did I move in here? - Ah, geez.
- Nonna, put that game down. - Then do my laundry!
This is a really fun game. You guys should try it.
- No! - We need you to play a better game.
It’s called doing our laundry.
Will you do my laundry too?
No Sam, I will not do your laundry.
Oh.
Because I’ve already done it.
Wha… ah, you did!
You did do my laundry!
Ah! And you got the stink out!
The humble orange.
So many of our foods and beverages today are sold with all kinds of
needless packaging. Which ends up right in our nations trashcans.
Well, I say to heck with packaging! If I’m thirsty, I can just do this!
Mmm.
- Bravo! Bravo, Sam! - No!
My name is Samantha Puckett and I’m from Seattle and I love fried chicken!
- Sam. Sam. Sa… fried chicken. - I want the leg. Gimme a leg.
- What time is it? - Morning.
Ah, I love fried chicken in the morning.
- I ordered Chinese food. - During the show?
There’s no wrong time to eat an eggroll. Ahh.
Do you have any pudding cups?
[sighing]
Just one and I already promised Freddie he could have it after the show.
Ahh!
Can I have a chicken puck?
- You want one of my chicken pucks? - Uh huh.
- Just one puck? - Yeah.
No.
- Oh what did you do? - I made us lunch.
We’ve got cornbread, potato doodles. Oh! And for desert, we have make your
own ice cream sundaes with my very special strawberry gravy.
Just… just give me a minute.
Aren’t you hungry?
Mmm hmm. I’m just afraid I’m dreaming and…
and… I don’t want to wake up.
This is my friend, Sam.
Sam, this is my Uncle Barry, my Aunt Tess and my cousins, Ozlottis and Faye.
Uh, what’s that thing around his neck?
- Oh, Ozlottis has a scab on his chin. - The cone keeps him from picking at it.
I’m out.
Be right back.
- You said you’d have dinner with us. - Yes, and then I met them.
Shouldn’t you girls be getting to class by now?
Shouldn’t you be married by now?
Welp, good to see ya, Miss Briggs.
- What a locker. - I know.
It makes me feel sad for lesser lockers.
Oh, I could fit a whole editing bay in there.
You could fit a body in there.
If one needed to.
And remember, Mr. Blanton said we have to do it just like an actual iCarly web show.
- So, no stopping. - But wait, one question.
- What? - Why you so stupid?
- Carly? - Sam?
- I’m curious. - Go.
Hey! Hey, can I borrow $30 bucks? I’ve gotta pay a cab driver.
You took a cab to school?
I had to. My mom loaned her car to some fishermen and I missed the bus.
A cab here from your house doesn’t cost $30.
It does if you make the guy stop and buy you a breakfast burrito.
[horn blowing]
Come on. $30 bucks. He’s got the meter running.
- Here’s $20. - All I have is a ten and I need it…
Hey Keenan, I know we just met and everything but…
would you maybe wanna help us out with something?
There it is. You see that? There it is right there.
Why does everybody wanna borrow money from me?
No, no, no. We don’t want to borrow money.
- Uh, now, wait a second. - Okay, Sam, Sam.
- You… cannot tell anyone about this. - Why? It’s not stealing.
I just play a song and the machine thanks me with cash.
I know but I, I’m not sure this is legal.
- Oh… well, should I give this back? - Well,
I didn’t say that.
- Then, what should we do? - I say, we think about it...
- while we buy stuff at the mall! - Whoo ooh!
This couch is too crowded.