- Hi my name is Parker and I'm from the Bounder family
and I'm going to teach Miranda how to do gymnastics.
- No I'm gonna teach you how to do gymnastics.
- No. - Yes.
I'm teaching you how to do gymnastics.
- No.
- I'm the professional, I'm wearing a leotard.
Where is your leotard?
So I'm teaching him how to do gymnastics.
- No you are not.
- Yes I am. - No you're not.
- Yes I am.
Oh yeah well then what's the number one rule of gymnastics?
- You have to say no bad words.
- That's number rule of the Bible.
The number one rule of gymnastics is stretch.
And getting on the Olympics, (mumbling).
Do you know what that is?
- Yes. - What is it?
- The Olympics.
- Yeah that's how you say it.
- The first thing we're gonna learn about is stretching.
- Oh I know how to stretch.
You just go like this.
- No.
- That's a good stretch for your elbows.
- No.
This is how you do a stretch.
- How?
- You trying to get out a toot?
- No.
- It looks like you're trying to get out a toot.
- No.
- So you went like this.
(legs thudding)
- This is called butterfly.
- No it's not, that is not a butterfly.
That's you sitting silly.
- No it's not.
- A butterfly flies like this.
This looks nothing like a butterfly.
It looks like you're trying to squeeze out a toot.
- No. - Yes.
Butterflies don't toot, they don't have butts.
This is exhausting.
So now can we do one of my stretches?
- And this is called a straddle stretch.
- Okay, way to ignore me.
So one of my stretches is you go like this.
(deep breaths)
Stretch out the face.
Eyebrows up, eyebrows down.
So try that stretch.
See that's a really good face stretch so I'm ready to sing.
- You're not singing.
You're doing gymnastics.
- I don't appreciate the sass because I can sing any
time I want.
It's 2018.
- Moving on, this is called straddling.
- Whoa, now that is how to get out a toot.
I call this get some fresh air.
I feel refreshed.
- This is a pike. - A pike.
What's a pike?
Isn't that like a beer?
A pike of beer?
- No.
- You are not supposed to drink 'cause you look really
young, you do not look 21 to me.
- I can drink water.
- Exactly, so why are you drinking pikes of beer?
- I'm not drinking pikes of beer.
- You just said this is a pike.
- It's not a pike of beer.
- What is it then? - Pike.
- Ugh.
- Now it's time for real gymnastics.
The splits.
- Did you just get broken?
You look like when I rip open my Barbies.
You know this is how you rip off a Barbie's leg is you make
it do this?
So I could literally rip off your leg right now if I
wanted to.
So this is dangerous.
- No it's not it's called the splits.
- Splits by the way is not gymnastics, it's dancing.
First position, second position, third position, splits.
But I have the advantage here 'cause I'm standing so if
a predator came pew.
Whereas you are just out of luck because you can't
protect yourself.
- Stretch out your legs.
- I am stretching them.
It's not working.
- Here I'll help you.
- Ow!
Ow! (laughing)
Parker ow you're trying to rip off my legs.
This is abuse.
Ow!
Are you kidding me?
I wanna have kids some day.
Ow!
Parker why are you doing this to me?
You're gonna break my dookie.
Ow!
- Why don't we move on to cartwheels?
You'll have to stand up for doing cartwheels.
- That was really good, no offense.
- Put your arms up.
And then go down, lift one leg up.
- Okay.
Right now?
- Like this. - Okay.
- And then do that.
(deep breath)
- Thank you.
I did better than you, I had a finish.
- You didn't do it.
- Yes I did, I just did it.
- No you didn't.
You went like this.
- That looked ridiculous.
- You just did that.
- No you just did that.
- You just did that.
- I just saw you with my own eyeballs.
I went like this.
And you went like this.
So mine was better.
No no.
Are you holding my leg? - Yes.
(grunts)
- You literally don't know what you're talking about.
- Yes I do.
- No you literally do not because I'm trying to teach you
how to do a cartwheel and you're just trying to kick me.
- You're just trying to do.
You did that.
- Yeah that looks amazing.
- No it doesn't.
- That was incredible.
I'm very impressed.
Gold medal.
Do you wanna be in the Olympics or not?
- I am in the, I'm almost in the Olympics but I'm not
in the Olympics.
And this is how you do it one handed.
- Okay.
Right.
Like this?
- No.
- Am I doing it?
- Almost, but not.
(mumbles)
Okay Miranda I think you have to practice a little bit more
and come over another day.
- I probably will never come over again 'cause you're
never gonna be a gymnast.
- Yes I am.
- Okay, well beg to differ.
- Well I think that's probably the best you're gonna do.
- I agree, I'm already the best so.
- No you're not.
(laughing)
- Yes I am I'm better than you.
- No you're not. - Okay.
You are the sassiest teacher.
- No I'm not. - Sass.
- No I am not a sass. - You are a sass.
- No I'm not.
- Subscribe to me please.
- Subscribe to me too.
- See sassy.