tug is so stupid oh my god
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vary but it's still same old mary cherry now i want to thank michael today over on patreon
he suggested that i watch a movie called tropic thunder never heard of it until he suggested it
not gonna lie i do know that robert danny jr is in it and i know that ben stiller is in it that's
about it that's literally all i know it doesn't tell me who directed it not gonna look too deeply
into this i kind of want to be surprised i do know that it's an action adventure movie and it's funny
i like comedies so without further ado guys let's get watching only this time it's different kind
of vague what the hell ben stiller in comedies are is just it's chef's kiss he is funny will that be
you anything else oh yes jack black oh yeah oh yeah actually michael did tell me jack black's
in it i forgot to mention that what the [ __ ] that's that's jack that's everyone's jack black
i don't want to watch that one in the cinemas or anywhere really
toby maguire just the other day i was saying that i didn't know if toby maguire was in
anything else other than spider-man robert downey jr in blonde hair with bright blue
eyes whoa whoa what's going on here kirk lazarus and empty award best kiss winner toby mcguire
best kiss winner i mean he and mary jane that kiss that was iconic the satan's alley satan's alley
weird this is weird so far i don't know what's a movie and what's an ad for a movie
vietnam in 1969 is not look fun oh my god oh my gosh
he's not doing a good job
oh he's not what is he doing do a better job what the [ __ ]
i think i can pull it back
uh why isn't he dead already just like collapsed by now
oh another movie no we're not cutting we're still rolling maybe what's the
deal dude are we gonna blow this tree line or what tuck tuck and kim got the blue balls
two times in a week he was in alien covenant
why couldn't they just choose a black guy for this role here they come crap no stop
tailgating me you pastry tea bag pasty tea bag sounds like a very stressful set
whoa whoa why do they do that
oh my god actually burning [ __ ] for real where a four million dollar explosion charred
the asian location and the camera wasn't even rolling that is such a waste the film is fresh
from his most recent arrest for heroin glue and crack possession portnoy was almost uninsurable
lazarus underwent a controversial pigmentation alteration procedure
in order to play the platoon's african-american sergeant lincoln osiris oh my god yeah definitely
couldn't get away with that today the story of a mentally impaired farmhand who can talk to animals
it's less gross when he throws these words around crisis
explosion not rolling fired these are just words
this guy is an idiot danny mcbride there i told you would come back to me
which one of you [ __ ] faces is damian cockburn hey that's me sir
who here's a key grip hit that director in the face really [ __ ] hard oh oh that's awkward
oh fear makes him a man i know a place look at that blonde girl's face real deep [ __ ] you want
to make this movie right what's the hound doing this movie that every time you have a thought it's
gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring take control of your actors or i will shut you down
i know uh the director too he was in a movie with paul rod where they were playing a couple
i forget what it's called but it's a really funny movie and i recommend it all the smoke
bombs charges explosives that leadership got it can we take those boys out there me and cody we
could light up that this guy's hardcore i could shoot the whole thing gorilla style
gritty dirty get them away from their helpers and our sticking assistants uh-oh
i don't think this is a good idea how long are we gonna be gone anyways because i left most of my uh
vitamins back at the hotel save your breath maggots inviting me maggots he's like i'm going to
be a hardcore director the studio wants to shut us down that's the bad news and the good news
if you want to save this movie you will become a unit your
let's go and make the greatest war movie ever yeah yeah yeah
what the hell just happened did he actually just step on a landmine
is he dead for the rest of the movie
we have an explosion in the northern sector he's messing with our heads
that's what all that playing god stuff is about he's trying to get us to act good save the movie
here playing god it's been just fine oh my god okay okay this guy's just always in acting mode
heavily armed american and i think i can spot
prop head when i see that it's corn syrup guys
corn syrup and latex oh don't lick it oh no oh no he's a movie factor red he's really strong
they have no fear of death bring them back dead or alive
oh my god the way he screamed okay so the director definitely died for real it's a pretty cool
sidearm you got there what is it i don't know what it's called i just know the sound that makes take
something he's very familiar you want to get on the train here or you want to ruin another tank
huh there ain't no goddamn takes ain't no goddamn motion picture the director's dead dude why are
you still in character man i don't drop character till i've done a dvd commentary oh my god
okay dude
oh my god
what an idiot they're busting caps like a [ __ ] down there they're bastard caps like a [ __ ]
oh no big ass titties
north man said to head north did you see me shooting good work baby he's so pleased with
himself i believe you're doing good [ __ ] no oh man it's jelly but i'm eating jelly beans oh wow
jelly beans time for me no you can't have any [ __ ] jelly beans it's heroin no sorry cocaine
that's very expensive and just went everywhere simple jack yeah you went all out on that one huh
he did this one for the fences thank you thanks yeah there's a character
on gta rp called victor blaze and he has the exact same voice as robert danley jr
maybe he based his voice on this guy tommy force gun that ain't [ __ ] you went for [ __ ] man
never go for a return damn that's a great movie though wait a minute
oh oh shit's getting real there oh plot twist
that's so strange why would he pretend that he lost his arms a very weird thing to lie about
i mean he was he's already a veteran he gets the privileges
oh my god oh my god it's cocaine again god everyone convinced me out here making
plenty of the apes on youtube or some [ __ ] but i don't buy
you want to step on the real land mine you want to die huh i'm going to get shot by real [ __ ] jay
baruchel i don't know how to pronounce his last name he played hiccup and how to train your dragon
who isn't this is the end one of my favorite movies i'll handle the map okay stick with the
program we get this movie in the can i'm thinking there could be a teen choice award in it for you
he's not a teenager it's like that time i went to the hospital and then they thought i was a
child so they directed me to the children's hospital and i was like yeah now you're dead
oh my god hold up now
that's nasty what the [ __ ] he drank the bat's blood that's how covered happens
this is pretty bad this is pretty bad not going to lie them tell them what time it is
i don't believe you people what do you mean they don't have phones oh what do you mean you people
like the real black guy is like excuse me what the [ __ ] i'll finish it by myself
exterior rainforest dusk smash cut to four leap who trekks alone through a frightening jungle
suck on that dude kirk dude you can't do the movie by yourself
i would not be alone especially because i don't have a phone and whichever format
porno backs is usually the one that becomes the uh the most successful
uh but you know tony every playstation three has a blu-ray are you talking to me this whole time
well i talk about playstation 3 and dvds meanwhile i'm watching i'm streaming this on stan
looking at my ps5 in the corner over there
why is he ups where did he get that mac oh my god his ipod is this starboard the star wars no
no i don't recognize that must be something else i didn't know you could watch movies on your ipod
oh damn what is that he's gonna fall crazy jesus okay
oh it was a panto what the [ __ ]
no i'm so sad i thought it was a bear i mean it's panda bear but pandas are nice
can i be tied to another person is he wearing the head of the panda
oh my god he is he is trying to portray a guy that was a phony jesus christ dog man
don't scare me like that it's beautiful here the only one i am this set oh yeah he hit his phone
literally forgot that oh you are still my client
jacket's on i'm out the door oh he's coming to help but his phone got taken right help
him with the tivo big mission because they had one good partner for a black man they
gave it to crocodile dundee exactly puppy breaks kid that man's the national treasure
oh i just want to throw another shrimp i'm sorry your dingo ate your baby you know
that's a true story that's lindy lindy chamberlain that said that
that's the theme song for the jeffersons you really need help
my body may be shackled but my mind wanders free
one is free
oh my god tug is so stupid oh my god don't think so look at the cooking vats the armed guards
looks like a heroin processing plant oh you just said his favorite word the world's hard
drug superhighway how do you know about it it was a really long trip i read the in-flight magazine
[ __ ] hell he's so stupid
were there some rewrites that i missed
oh
yo like you did before say it what say it oh please he mr recognizes jack jack oh my god i
love him i love the tale of this man's simple jack you should have got ossica oh that's so cute you
know they love him we hold you for ransom much more money now he's a smart kid i give him that
matthew mcdonough is on a mission to set up tevo wanna talk about trouble that's trouble
tom cruise looks so fat i guess he's wearing a bulk cap and a fat suit so you can read the
tropic thunder contract that guarantees my client tug speedman some form of digital video recorder
on location this is the least of his worries i've never even heard of your little agency but
if you think you can poach my client 50 million dollars again because we kill him i think flaming
dragon is an agency i am talking scorched earth [ __ ] i will massacre you i will [ __ ] you up
oh
oh my god putting on a plate
oh my god cable
oh gross what the [ __ ] were these
oh look i know you're a big fan and that's great oh
yeah yeah i don't know
now this kid is a good director tug's going to be a great actor after this
you guys all read the script right oh they didn't read this your script script reads me what the
hell does that even mean what you're getting at with the book script spit that [ __ ] out man
okay huge skill asset it's gonna come in very handy i'm sure how about i send you a
hobo's dick cheese then you kill him do your thing skin the [ __ ] bastard go to town man
go to town no in the meantime and as usual go [ __ ] yourself
we don't negotiate with terrorists we don't negotiate with terrorists
it's a man's life we file an insurance claim preferably before the end of the
fiscal year actually the claim alone would net us more than corporates men
scumbags devils i mean this is theater 101 but you know the guys out he's had a tough road
to become a naturalist yeah break down the aesthetic distance told you i'll tag you back
i'm gonna say hey man i'm cool it's cool i'm finally better i'm finally better than sonny
don't listen to me anything i [ __ ] say is a lie what he's so desperate i'm glad he's
not wanting to take it though he knows he'll die if he takes their heroin
targ speedman essential jack he's really thinking about letting his friend die
oh my gosh it's simple as pie man you plant your feeding ground you look a square in the eyes and
you say hey baby you and me is going on today that's in the story what's your name lance oh
he's gay but man everyone's gay once in a while
i'm not gay this is how we do this that's all he would poor guy it's okay to be gay
why is a kid in charge one is this one's very fat
what are you guys doing here he has hands he killed damien he has hands i can give you
all the version i got enough [ __ ] here to light this place up like it's the fourth of [ __ ] july
he loves lighting [ __ ] up tony how can they not tell that first you said
rice party now you say poppy fine smart kid where is your farm oh damn oh now he knows
oh god damn
oh my god what the [ __ ] what's jack black doing oh my god i'm a land farmer [ __ ]
all right we running this program now jp now show me where the drugs are oh
but i'm doing five shows a day for a standing room only crowd
don't you get it i already am home yeah but you're not getting paid oh my god he's going crazy
oh my gosh oh
dude you have such a drug problem if it wasn't for that that you wouldn't be in this position
oh my gosh this guy's no don't
why didn't he shoot him he had so much time or like at least ran towards him
oh he's gonna go he's gonna go kung fu panda on him because he wants that draw
oh my god the kid is probably dead
oh [ __ ] it's heaven he's gonna have an overdose it doesn't matter what i do i'll always be a
screw-up no one will ever respect me that is not true you are not a screw-up you make so many jay
barishu always plays a similar character he's always this type of guy
oh you made him mad now oh
we only have 16 hours before they wake up he knows exactly he's like a professional
get to the chopper everybody get down you can focus up now me i know who i am i'm a
dude playing the dude disguises another dude he's a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
jesus what's going on wrong time and place
suddenly also finally wow the insecurity level with you guys is ridiculous
yeah no he's got an issue trust jay rachel to have a pep talk right now and for it to be successful
you're the last piece of the puzzle buddy we need you your men need you are you with
us come on tug speedman i'm a rooster illusion [ __ ] it we'll deal with him later let's move
oh my gosh he grew hands oh [ __ ] this kid is pissed off a rocket launcher's gotta [ __ ] them
up instantly oh my god oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god i'm moving to catering after this
jay what happened to james marshall and [ __ ] jay is jay okay
oh no you don't have to i'm staying i'll let you do that no no you're telling me i'm not being
crazy i have a son now oh my god who in crooked [ __ ] is my son he's got the worst aussie accent
long story he needs to fill everybody in oh
oh my god what the hell his son's a bastard
whoa whoa he's stuck oh he just yielded his son
blow that goddamn bridge
oh my gosh this adventure was more epic than the movie itself that they were working on
well you [ __ ] stabbed him you stabbed him dude why'd you stab him for look
oh hell yeah hurry up stop walking so slow
i'm cold
really
he's finally crying oh my gosh this kid can they hurry up faster than that
jesus christ i hate that kid oh he's a lot oh it's it's his agent
tivo [ __ ] sakes no dude you're such an idiot oh oh no oh wow wow wow the tivo's safe
the tivo just saved their life this is an ad brought to you by tivo go matthew mcconaughey
oh best actor nominated todd speedman yay oh and he has a girlfriend now jennifer look cute
oh he's out thank god robert downey jr is out of blackface jesus christ
that was a really fun movie thank you so much michael for requesting that i watched
this movie i had a lot of fun watching it i love actions mixed with comedy comedy and action just
go really well together and i was so shocked that ben stiller co-directed co-wrote it co-produced
it as well as starred in it like damn who knew ben stiller was that i mean he's a talented guy
but i didn't know he was that talented because it's a pretty well-rated movie over on rotten
tomatoes and imdb like 7 out of 10 on imdb is in my books a good movie i don't want to talk
too much about the politics of this movie but i am glad that al pacino had that conversation
with kirk lazarus saying that oh i wanted to play this role but they gave it to you
or stop acting like this and kirk even apologized you know so they did address it in the movie
it is a parody they were making fun of actors that are like that so that is probably as far as i want
to talk about it i'm just glad that they did have that conversation robert downey jr was playing a
super egotistical method actor and that's one of the things that made his character and the rest of
their characters so believable in a way because i imagine actors too act like that to be honest with
you tom cruise was also obviously playing like a harvey weinstein type of a guy as well super
funny never expected to see him in a role like that he's normally in like action films and like
really serious stuff but this was actually a breath of fresh air i think this kind of role
suits him it makes me like tom cruise more i'm not a huge fan of tom cruise but this film made
me like him more i don't know how to pronounce his name but i feel like jay baruchel i'm gonna
say birushal has been typecasted to play the same guy in like every movie the nice guy the guy that
the the underdog the guy that gives the pep talks but he he plays it well i liked him in his role i
like jack black in his role everybody had really interesting characters and i love action mixed
with comedy i think it's a great mix and yeah as i said i'm just super surprised that this
film was co-written co-directed co-produced by ben stiller he's starring in it so yeah i really
enjoy this movie thank you so much michael for requesting it and if you enjoyed this reaction
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