So, I am Rob Lowe, and I am your guest host today.
Unfortunately, Ellen couldn't be here.
She's uploading her resume to jobs.com.
No, I'm really excited to do this,
because I've wanted to try this for a while,
and finally Ellen is letting me host-- after she's announced
she's leaving the show.
I guess what I'm saying is Ellen really believes in me.
I'm sure you know me from TV and movies.
I was in the West Wing, in Parks and Rec,
and Dr. Vegas, and Atomic Train.
They're all equally popular, yes.
Right now, I'm starring in 9-1-1 Lone Star, which
airs Mondays at 9:00 PM on Fox.
We just renewed-- thank you.
Just renewed for season three, and I'm
really excited about that.
This has been a big year for me in milestones, really.
I've gone 31 years alcohol and drug free.
Which is, yeah, I mean, thank you.
It's pretty impressive considering
that 32 years ago, I was getting alcohol and drugs for free,
but seriously, I feel better than ever.
And if someone you know is struggling
with any kind of addiction, I'm here
to tell you that there is hope.
Very much so.
And with that said, if you don't have a drinking problem,
please start drinking right now, because I'm
going to seem a lot funnier.
And no matter how many shows I do or movies, whatever,
my biggest accomplishment really is my family.
And I have two sons.
My youngest, John Owen, is going to be
starring in his first feature film this summer.
I'm so excited for him.
It was 38 years ago when I started
my first movie, The Outsiders.
That was back in 1983.
Now that was a different time.
I mean there was Star Wars movies,
and 60 Minutes was on every Sunday.
Russia was trying to destroy our country, not at all
like it is today.
My oldest son, Matthew, is a lawyer.
I'm really proud of him.
Mwah!
I played a lawyer on The Grinder.
Actually, I am an actor who played an actor who played
a lawyer who became a lawyer.
So basically I am a lawyer too.
And this year, most importantly, my beautiful wife Cheryl
and I are celebrating our 30-year wedding anniversary.
So, you know, everybody's asking me what am I planning to do--
and I got some ideas.
I thought that maybe my wife and I could play 18 holes of golf.
On one hand, my wife hates golf, but on the other hand,
I love it.
And marriage is a compromise.
And then I thought the day should involve something
my wife likes, so I'm thinking spa treatment, nice lunch,
a walk on the beach, and while she's doing
that, I'll be playing golf.
What I'm saying is, I need help.
I need help.
So I've decided to ask our audience for some ideas.
So please, please give me your best ideas.
We're going to go to Crystal G. She's got something she--
That's me!
Hi Crystal, how are you?
I'm well.
How are you?
All right, what should I be doing
with my wife for our anniversary?
I think you should do a boudoir photo shoot.
You think I should do a boudoir bedroom photo shoot.
Yes.
Crystal, I haven't brought a camera
into the bedroom since 1988, but thank you.
It's a very good idea.
All right, who do we got next?
OK Samantha M. Samantha M.
Hi Rob.
Hi.
All right, what's your idea for me?
OK, well I know you have a fascination with folklore,
so I was thinking you and your wife
could go search for Sasquatch.
I would be so down to clown with that idea,
I mean you know I love that stuff.
But I think you might have found the single thing other than 18
holes of golf that would make me more happy
and make my wife more livid.
I think, but I'm going to say that for Father's Day,
because then I can do whatever the hell I want to do.
Well thank you all for the advice.
That was great.
I'm going to consider maybe the Sasquatch thing,
but I'm still leaning very heavily towards golf.