- That's the thing, I think I'm a bit of hopeless romantic.
This is a bit sexual, this one, isn't it?
I'm still a little bit confused by this one.
Does it have something to do with the fish?
(David laughs)
(upbeat music)
- Today I'm gonna be teaching
my beautiful English girlfriend
some Spanish pick up lines.
- Why? Why are you teaching me?
Do you want me to go pick up another?
(both laugh)
- I think it's very important for you to know it.
- So I know if someone's cracking onto me
when we go to Colombia.
(both laugh)
- That's gonna happen a lot. - Oh really?
Or I'll be able to use that.
- Maybe if, yeah if you want to use it, why not?
- I mean, maybe on your dad or something.
(both laugh)
So we're actually going to Colombia in a few weeks.
And for the first time I'm gonna meet the family.
Very, very excited.
So yeah, I'll just use my Spanish pickup lines on them.
- Of course, absolutely. They will love it.
- And I'm gonna be ranking them
in a three tiered system.
"Si, por favor",
"Mas o menos",
or "Hasta la vista, baby".
(speaking Spanish)
(speaking Spanish) is like, I want to be the chocolate
for like to melt in your mouth.
Very sexy. (David laughs)
Just reminding me of like body chocolate,
where you put chocolate on people
- Yeah, exactly. - and lick it off and yeah.
I'm always like, you wasted the chocolate.
I like that one
'cause I like chocolate. - Yeah? You like it?
Yeah. I'm gonna say that to people.
- You're gonna say that to people?
- I mean.
(both laugh)
No, not really.
The jealousy.
So would I use the chocolate pick up line?
(speaking Spanish)
- Okay. (speaking Spanish) I would like to be.
- Yeah.
- (speaking Spanish) is that like slow?
- (speaking Spanish) like lens.
(speaking Spanish)
- Contact lenses. - Contact lens.
- Ah. I'd like to be the contact lenses.
So you couldn't, oh yeah.
So you couldn't get rid of me? - Like take me out.
- Of your sight. - Sight.
- Ah. That's a good one.
- That's pretty cute.
- I feel like it just like sounds sexy, right?
Like the Spanish language.
If I say that in English it's like,
"Oh, I wanna be your contact lenses."
Whereas like, (speaking Spanish).
Like it just sounds so much nicer, doesn't it?
(speaking Spanish)
I feel like a five year old,
like in a reading class.
(speaking Spanish)
- If you cook as good as you walk.
(speaking Spanish), means I would eat
even the, you know, when you cook rice,
when the, the final.
(both laugh)
- I would eat the crusty burnt bits at the bottom.
- Exactly. Exactly like that.
- The thing is though, I don't mind
those crusty bits at the bottom.
I don't think they're bad.
The feminist in me is like,
"What's to say the woman's in the kitchen, hey?"
You know?
- You would hear this one on the street.
- Yes. Like a cat call.
Like if someone's walking on the street.
- Exactly. But you,
you would probably just hear this first part and then,
you know the rest. - It's coming.
Right. Okay.
(speaking Spanish)
I don't like being cat called on the street, you know?
- Yeah, yeah. Fair enough.
(speaking Spanish)
- (speaking Spanish) is like,
how you say like crossed-eyes?
- Oh my God. (both laugh)
That's me. I'm cross-eyed.
- I wish I was cross-eyes
to see twice. - So I can see two of you.
Oh. - Ah, that's pretty cute, no?
- Oh my God. - No?
- I mean, I have a really lazy eye.
This one relates to me personally,
'cause I often do see a little bit of the world.
That's kind cute, like I wanna see two of you.
I'm gonna throw this one the (speaking Spanish)
- Yeah, (speaking Spanish)?
(speaking Spanish)
- (speaking Spanish) I know what that is.
Because when we first met,
he was like, "Mamacita."
And I was like, "Oh, what's that?"
And he says it's like a sexy woman, right?
Is that what it means? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So my response was, "Oh, so you are like a mamacito?"
And obviously he cracked up laughing.
He was like, "No, I'd be like a papacito."
Something about is to die.
- I must be dead because I'm seeing stars.
- Okay.
This reminds me a little bit
of this chap line in English.
Papacito, did it hurt?
- What?
- When you fell from heaven.
(David laughs)
So I'm gonna put that one in a (speaking Spanish).
(speaking Spanish)
Does this have something to do with a fish?
(David laughs)
(speaking Spanish)
- Oh, pecado.
- Like a sin. - Oh, sin.
- If kissing you were sin,
I would happily walk through hell.
- Aw. Again I like it.
I will sacrifice myself for you.
Yeah. I like that one.
It's definitely not about fish.
I like the like sacrifice for the other person.
Maybe I just like, someone's like
sacrifice themselves for me. - Oh, it's like a movie.
- Yeah. Well that's the thing.
I think I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic.
I'm gonna put that in (speaking Spanish).
(speaking Spanish)
Okay. That's obviously you are like the Colombian coffee
which is (speaking Spanish).
(speaking Spanish)
It's like, it's good until the ultimate,
until the last drop. - Until the last drop. Yeah.
- Wow. I got that one right.
I love Colombian coffee.
It's a bit like the chocolate one for me really?
Like if it's something that I like,
you're probably gonna win me over.
- The word (speaking Spanish) here means more like,
you know when someone's hot.
- It's a bit sexual, this one, isn't it?
I'll put this in (speaking Spanish).
(speaking Spanish)
- (speaking Spanish) is like,
you are like paco. - Mm-hmm.
- Paco is, it's just a name.
(speaking Spanish)
- Mm-hmm.
- So you separate like pa, comerte,
which means, it's like to eat you.
(speaking Spanish)
- Like kisses?
- To kisses, yeah.
To eat, to eat you. - I'm so confused.
So like, if you are like Paco, whoever Paco is,
then Paco's gonna eat you?
(David laughs)
- No. It's not right.
(both laugh)
- Who's Paco?
- So you, - Is Paco famous?
(David laughs)
(speaking Spanish)
- If you put them together, - Mm-hmm.
- it sounds (speaking Spanish).
- Ah, so it's like this play on words.
- It's a play on words.
It means that you are, you are so attractive.
- I'm still a little confused by this one.
- Now I remember, you will call Paco to your dogs.
- Oh, your dog?
- There's a lot of dogs calling, called Paco.
- Okay. Let's meet Paco.
We found Paco.
Hey, Paco.
- Hey, Paco. - Hey, Paco.
Because of my ignorance,
I'm probably gonna put this one in a (speaking Spanish).
So after all of these Spanish pickup lines
that I now feel like I'm so ready
to go to Colombia and meet Paco, meet your dad.
My personal and ultimate favorite
out of the (speaking Spanish) was,
Papacito, I must be dead because I'm seeing stars.
And I'll definitely - Yeah, I like that one too.
use that one on you when we go to Colombia.
- Use this on me?
Oh my god. Wow.
And hopefully, will win you over. Hey?
- You already won me over.
- Aw.
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- Ay, (speaking Spanish) on Tiktok.
(speaking Spanish)
- Sounds so much better.
(both laugh)
(upbeat music)