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A friend of the show, Oprah announced her
annual favorite things list.
Favorite things!
Let's see what made the cut and what she should
be sending us in the mail.
Hey, Oprah.
'Tis the season for (SINGING) favorite things.
Oprah's so rich, even if you were her friend,
if you were mad and annoyed, you just gotta take it.
Yeah, You just gotta go, like, fuck it.
It's like, (SINGING) your favorite things.
Just--
(WHISPERS) Fuck it.
OPRAH: We've just finished putting
the final, final, final touches on our December issue.
All year long, the favorite things team--
DESUS: Is that weed?
Feels like, some wild pack.
- Oh, shit. - Goddamn.
It's strawberry cheesecake.
[LAUGHTER]
OPRAH: The favorite things team and I search for the absolute--
Is that this?
Did she just say--
[LAUGHS]
I think it might be.
(SINGING) Favorite things.
[LAUGHS]
I was just walking by.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh, I just walking by on closed set.
I just happened to walk on your set.
How spontaneous.
I'm so happy to see you.
Happy to see you.
And now, it's time to reveal what made the cut this year.
MERO: She got Lady Gaga doing work?
Yo.
She's like, I saw "A Star is Born," but here.
Buy this.
Yo, put this on my lips.
It's my hope that these all become some
of your favorite things too and that you're
inspired to give them to everybody
who's special in your life.
Let's take it away.
It's time for favorite things 2019.
You know, Oprah's so fucking Oprah.
Like, you know, man, she's like god.
Like, these are motherfuckers are like, "Oh, my god."
I love at the end, she was like,
I want you to give these to your favorite friends.
Like, no, Oprah, we don't have money like you.
I cannot.
I can't buy my fucking homeboy a Peloton.
Magic Hands truShiatsu neck and back massagers, $200 each.
I mean, listen, it's versatile.
Who know what I'm saying?
[LAUGHTER]
You don't have to use it for your neck or your back.
Well, yeah, but you can't put some big thing
like that on your--
On your gooch?
[LAUGHS]
Oh, wear it away, like [BUZZES],, like a sander, dawg.
Yeah, no.
[LAUGHS]
Throw this shit on--
this shit is like a saddle.
You just throw this shit down and be like--
[BUZZING]
Mero, what are you doing in there?
No, it's just-- no.
Making only fans content.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey!
Whoa!
Oh, we don't.
Oh, we do.
Wow.
Let's go!
- All right. - Wow.
Nice.
Wow.
Oh, sure.
We spent $400 hours on this segment, hey.
Whoa, OK.
All right.
We don't get to keep them.
All right, so you put it on your head like this.
[LAUGHTER]
You be on the train, like--
[SNORING]
Is mine upside down?
Am I wearing this wrong?
It's like, something strange is holding me, sir.
I like it.
You don't seem unnatural while you're doing it.
Very relaxed.
It's very cool.
Imagine you're on the train, just hanging like--
[LAUGHS] Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
Can we just do the rest of the show with this?
I'll just fall asleep drunk 'cause you're like--
Ah!
Jesus.
Actually, now that you turn it like that--
You know what I'm saying?
You feel me?
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah!
You know what I'm saying?
OK.
You feel me? This is long like that.
See?
Oh, wow.
Look at the little fold right here.
That's--
You see?
I was gonna say the shit look like--
shit look like he's yanking.
That's all I'm saying.
[LAUGHS] Come on.
You gonna do the rest of the show like that?
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, oh.
Oh.
It's $5.99 a month, guys.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, you definitely not returning that one.
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