HEY, HAPPY BERT DAY-- EARTH DAY, EVERYBODY.
TODAY WAS THE 5th-- 51ST EARTH DAY, ALTHOUGH THE EARTH
WAS LIKE LET'S JUST TELL PEOPLE I'M 35.
I GOT TO SAY, ROUGH DAY FOR EARTH DAY, FOR THE PLANET.
I FELT LIKE WE HAVE BEEN GIVING SO MUCH ATTENTION TO MARS
RECENTLY.
I WOULD REALLY LIKE IT IF WE SPEND THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS
REALLY MAKING IT SPECIAL FOR EARTH, YEAH?
LET'S REALLY GIVE OUR BEST EFFORT TO DO THAT.
IAN, YOU DRIVE A PRIUS.
EARTH DAY MUST BE HUGE FOR YOU Z.
(LAUGHTER) >> ST.
UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN'T STOP EATING CALIFORNIA CONDOR EGGS.
I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
>> James: HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR CONDOR EGGS.
>> I LIKE TO DO THEM OVEREASY.
>> James: YEAH.
REG, HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE EARTH DAY?
>> Reggie: I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST GOING TO, YOU KNOW, I'M
JUST GOING TO KEEP IT PLANT-BASED TODAY.
>> James: YEAH.
>> Reggie: RESEARCHING COOL ECOCOMPANIES TO INVEST IN.
>> James: YEAH, I GOT TO TELL YOU.
OUT OF ALL THE PLANETS, EARTH IS THE ONE I LIKE MOST.
>> Reggie: YEAH, ME TOO.
>> James: I HOPE THAT IS NOT TROARVETIONAL.
ST. >> Reggie: NO.
>> James: IT'S MY-- IT'S MY FAVORITE ONE.
YOU KNOW WHY?
GEORGE LIVES ON IT.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: GEORGE.
WHEN YOU GET A CALL OR AN ERCK MAIL SAYING CAN YOU DO THE
"LATE, LATE SHOW" ON THURSDAY, BE HONEST NOW, WHAT IS YOUR
REACTION, IS IT YAY, OR IS IT OH, BLEEP BLEEP.
>> IT IS YAY.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
I'M NOT GOING BACK.
I'M NOT ASKING ANY MORE, I'M GOING OUT ON TOP.
THAT'S IT.
PETE, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS SHOW FOR A MINUTE.
-- SHIRT FOR A MINUTE.
>> THIS IS MY TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS SHIRT.
>> James: I'M SORRY, DID YOU JUST SAY, THIS IS MY TAKING CARE
OF BUSINESS SHIRT?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> James: WHAT BUSINESS DID YOU HAVE TODAY THAT YOU WERE
LIKE I BETTER PUT THAT SHIRT ON?
>> THIS, THIS IS IT.
>> James: THIS IS YOU TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS.
>> HECK YEAH.
>> James: HECK YEAH, LOOK AT THAT, THAT IS HOW CAMERA READY
HE IS NOW.
HE IS EVEN THINKING ABOUT THE-- THE PETE I KNOW WOULD BE
LIKE YEAH, YOU PIECE [BLEEP] NOW HE'S ON CAM ARE, HE'S LIKE WELL,
DANG T HECK YEAH!
WELL, HAPPY EARTH DAY TO ONE AND ALL.
IAN, ALL GOOD, NEVER BETTER.
>> ALL GOOD, NEVER BETTER, BABY.
I MEAN BETTER AT SOME POINT BUT NOT FOR THE LAST YEAR.
>> James: NO, HIGH POINT IN THE LAST CALENDER YEAR.
>> James: IS THIS TODAY NOW.
>> I THINK SO, REALLY.
>> James: REALLY.
>> MY DAD IAN KARMEL IS HERE, IS HE HERE THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
HE HAS SUGGESTED THAT WE HANG OUT.
>> James: ME, IVAN AND YOU.
>> YEAH, AND WHOEVER ELSE HAPPENING TO BE THERE, BUT HE
BROUGHT A BOTTLE OF WINE DOWN FOR YOU.
>> James: FOR ME?
>> FOR YOU.
>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
>> HE DID, I BROUGHT ONE DOWN.
>> James: NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN TO CRACK THAT
BOT WELL IVAN KARMEL AND HAVING KNOWN YOU AS LONG AS I HAVE,
TELLING HIM ALL THE PLACES HE WENT WRONG AS A PARENT.
WILL YOU KEEP IT-- DO T ANYONE ELSE?
>> I'M ALREADY CRACKED, BABY, COME ON.
>> James: ANYONE ELSE GOT A CRACK?
LET'S DO IT NOW.
WE LITERALLY JUST STARTED.
LIKE THERE IS JUST NO REASON TO NOT BE LIKE OH, WELL I WILL OPEN
THIS NOW BECAUSE THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START.
STEVE, BEFORE-- THE CREDITS YOU WERE LIKE THIS, YOU WERE
LIKE-- OH, WE'RE GOING, GOOD.
AT NO POINT YOU WERE LIKE OH, WE'RE STARTING.
I SHOULD PROBABLY OPEN THIS.
I DON'T MIND.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE IT IS TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS TODAY, DAMN STRAIGHT,
DAMN STRAIGHT, DAMN STRAIGHT.
GEORGE, LOVE YOU BUDDY.
>> HOW YOU DOING.
>> James: WHAT DID YOU SAY, THANK YOU?
>> HOW ARE YOU DOING.
>> James: HOW AM I DOING?
>> YEAH.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: OH MY GOSH, GOT ACTUAL CHILLS, ACTUAL CHILLS,
GENUINELY EMOTIONAL.
HE HAS NEVER SHOWN AN INTEREST IN ME EVER, THE FIRST TIME.
GEORGE, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I'M DOING.
>> SURE.
>> James: I'M ALL GOOD, NEVER BETTER, BABY.
DAMN STRAIGHT.
LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEWS.
THE WHITE HOUSE HELD A VIRTUAL CLIMATE LEADER SUMMIT TODAY,
PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED 40 WORLD LEAD ARES INCLUDING VLADIMIR
PUTIN, XI JINPING, BORE IS JOHNSON, BILL GATES AND EVEN THE
POPE.
ONE FACT, THE LAST TIME XI JINPING AND THE POPE WERE AT THE
SAME EVENT TOGETHER WAS THE PREMIER OF WORLD TOUR.
DURING THE MEETING VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS ADAMANT, WE CANNOT
KEEP IL CANNING THE PLANET, ONLY JOURNALISTS AND POLITICAL
RIVALS.
NOT EVERYONE WAS THRILLED ABOUT THE SUMMIT.
SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK IT WENT FAR ENOUGH, EARLIER TODAY
CLIMATE ACTIVISTS DUMPED OVER A DOZEN WHEELBARROWS OF COW POOP
IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE TO PROTEST BIDEN'S BIDEN'S CLIMATE
PLAN AS BULL [BLEEP], [BLEEP],.
>> James: SUTD EL-- SUBTLE, I LIKE IT.
I WONDER HOW LONG IT TOOK THEM TO COME UP WITH THAT, GUYS, THIS
CLIMATE PLAN IS A PILE OF CRAP.
HANG ON A MINUTE.
MOVING ON, IN JUST A FEW HOURS SPACEX IS SCHEDULED TO LAUNCH
FOUR ASTRONAUTS TO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.
THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND TIME NASA HAS USED A COMMERCIAL
ROCKET TO CARRY PEESM INTO SPACE.
HERE SAY PHOTO OF THE SPACEX ASTRONAUT CREW HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
IF YOU HAD TOLD ME THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN IN THE LOBBY OF SAN
DIEGO COMIC-CON, I WOULD HAVE BELIEVED YOU.
THEY LOOK LIKE ASTRONAUTS IN A SITCOM FROM THE '90S.
BLASTING OFF, THURSDAYS RIGHT AFTER FRIENDS.
AND THIS IS EXCITING.
IS EVERYBODY EXCITED FOR THE ACADEMY AWARDS ON SUNDAY?
OH YEAH, BY THE WAY THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE ON ON SUNDAY.
BUT IT WILL LOOK, IT TURNS OUT A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS KREER
BECAUSE THE CEREMONY WILL BE HELD AT UNION STATION, A TRAIN
STATION IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES.
L.A. RESIDENTS WERE SHOCKED.
THEY'RE LIKE WAIT, WE HAVE A TRAIN STATION?
THAT'S RIGHT.
THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE ON ON SUNDAY.
AND THE MOVIES THIS YEAR ARE AMAZING, WE'VE GOT TRIAL OF
CHICAGO 7, HOTEL SAF OY, MANG, A FATHER'S DAUGHTER AND OF COURSE
NOMADLAND, AND THE THINKING IS TWO OF THOSE MOVIES I JUST MADE
UP AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE, I THINK THAT IS THE POINT.
IAN, WHO HAVE YOU GOT FOR BEST PICTURE.
>> I'M A MANG MAN, BABY.
>> James: ARE YOU?
>> I'M A MANG MAN.
>> James: I'M A MANG MAN, BABY.
>> I'M A MANG MAN.
I LIKE THE GARY OLDMAN.
>> James: I LOVE GARY OLDMAN.
>> I JUST ENJOYED IT.
IT WAS THE ONE I THINK I ENJOYED THE MOST.
THERE WERE SOME GOOD ONES, JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH WAS A GOOD
TIME.
AND LIKE I NEVER, EVER WATCHED NOMADLAND AGAIN.
I LOVED IT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE A SCENARIO ON THIS
EARTH WITH ME ON IT WHERE I SIT DOWN AND AM LIKE LET'S DO THAT
AGAIN FOR TWO HOURS.
>> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
EVEN MONTH'S TIME, CERTAINLY YEARS TIME, DEFINITELY DECADES
TIME NO ONE IS GOING TO BE LIKE NOMAD LAND?
NOM ADLAND, FATHER OF THE BRIDE, NOMAADLAND, NOMADLAND WHEN MARRY
HARRY MET SALLY, LET ME MAKE A DRINK FIRST.
LIKE YEAH.
>> IT WAS CODY'S 129 BIRTHDAY SO WE HAD RAY BUNCH OF FRIENDS OVER
AND THEY WATCHED NOMADLAND.
JRS YEAH, I THINK NOMANNEDLAND IS GOING TO DO IT, I DO.
>> I THINK THAT IS THE WINNER, FOR SURE.
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE-- .
>> James: WHAT IS NOMINATED.
>> JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH, NOMADLAND, MANG, TRIAL OF
CHICAGO 7, MEARI.
PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN, THE FATHER?
WITH ANTHONY HOPKINS?
AND.
>> SOUL.
>> THAT IS IN THE ANIMATED, RIGHT.
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST THROWING OUT THINGS THAT WERE
NOMINATED.
>> James: WE ARE JUST THROWING OUT MOVIES, THAT IS WHAT WE ARE
DOING.
STAR WARS, HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS.
>> ET.
>> James: SPACE JAMS, YEAH.
AND THERE IS SOME NEWS REGARDING THIS YEAR'S BURNING MANIFEST
VAL, WHICH REGULARLY DRAWS MORE THAN 80,000 ATTENDEES TO THE
NEVADA DESERT.
THIS YEAR BURNING MAD MAY REQUIRE COVID-19 VACCINES FOR
ADMISSION.
THEY DON'T WANT AN OUTBREAK OF COVID BUT DON'T WORRY YOU WILL
STILL BE ABLE TO GET ALL OF THE OTHER DISEASES PARTICULARLY
AVAILABLE AT BURNING MAN.
FESTIVAL ORGANIZERS SAY WE JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO BE SAFE WHILE
THEY ARE TAKING SHEETS OF ACID IN AN UNINHABITABLE DESERT.
HAVE YOU DONE, HAVE YOU BEEN TO BURNING MAN.
>> I HAVE, YES.
>> James: SHOULD GI?
>> I THINK IT'S WORTH GOING.
IT IS DIFFERENT NOW SWRZ HANG ON A MINUTE.
TWO PEOPLE BEHIND YOU ARE LIKE-- WHY SHOULDN'T I GO.
TIM, WHY SHOULDN'T I GO?
>> I HAVE NEVER BEEN.
AND I'M NEVER GOING TO GO.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.
>> YEAH, DON'T DO IT.
>> James: WHY ISN'T IT FOR ME.
>> THERE ISN'T CLEAN BATHROOMS.
>> YOU DON'T LIKE CAMPING, I MEAN.
>> AND IT'S STUPID.
(LAUGHTER) >> OKAY, OKAY.
WELL.
>> I'M JUST-- I AM JUST SAYING, IT'S WORTH IT CUZ LIKE WHEN ELSE
ARE YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO IMMERSE YOURSELF IN A DURATIONAL
REALITY THAT IS SO DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU NORMALLY EXIST.
>> I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE GO TO BURNING MAN FOR NEW
EXPERIENCES THAT ARE OUTSIDE THEIR REGULAR EXPERIENCES.
AND I FEEL LIKE A LOT OF THE EXPERIENCES THAT YOU HAVE
REGULARLY ARE SO UNLIKE MOST HUMANS ON EARTH, THAT IT WOULD
NOT REALLY BE A THING.
>> James: IT WOULDN'T BE A THING.
>> YEAH, ARE YOU IN A SURREAL KIND OF UNBELIEVABLE EXISTENCE
GENERALLY.
WE ALL ARE, WORKING IN TELEVISION, WORKING IN FILM AND
TV IN LOS ANGELES.
AND IT IS A LOT OF-- AND YOU HAVE ACCESS TO CELEBRITIES
AND.
>> AND WATER.
(LAUGHTER) >> BURNING MAN WITHOUT THE
DISEASES.
>> YOU DON'T NEED IT.
YOU DON'T NEED IT.
>> AND EDIBLES.
>> James: AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, SENATORS IN
ITALY ARE CONSIDERING A IN YOU LAW THAT WHAT MAKE BAD GELATO
ILLEGAL.
THE LAW WOULD FINE ICE CREAM MAKERS WHO ADD EXCESS AIR TO
GELATO OR WHO RELY ON ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS I'M GLAD THAT DESPITE
EVERYTHING THAT COUNTRY HAS GONE THROUGH DURING THIS PANDEMIC,
ITALY IS STILL VERY MUCH ITALY.
IMAGINE THAT, MY DREAM JOB, GELATO COP.
I'M GOING TO NEED TO TAKE THAT SAMPLE.
AND THIS ONE.
AN THIS ONE.
IMAGINE LANDING IN PRISON FOR SELLING BAD GELATO.
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR.
>> ARMED ROBBERY, YOU?
>> HAZEL NUT STRACCIATELLA.
I PUT TOO MUCH AIR IN IT.
YES, I WILL BE YOUR WIFE.
AND FINALLY, WE HAVE ANOTHER ZOOM COURT MISHAP TO TELL YOU
ABOUT.
WHALE WAITING FOR HER VIRTUAL CALL, A FLORIDA NURSE
ACCIDENTALLY BROADCAST HERSELF PERFORMING WHAT APPEARS TO BE
SME SORT OF BUTT INJECTION.
NOW I DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS TECHNICALLY CONTEMPT OF COURT IT
IS DEFINITELY CHEEKY.
LIKE WHAT?
LET'S-- HOLD THAT PHOTO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PERSON WHO HAS
GOT A COURT HEARING, HE IS LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE YOU GOT, 11:45,
11:43, YEAH, SEND HIM IN.
TAKE HIM DOWN.
YOU BEND OVER.
GOT TO DO IT QUICK.
THAT'S WHY EVERY TIME I GO INTO MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE THE FIRST
THING I SAY IS HEY, CAN YOU TURN THAT CAMERA OFF THAT IS POINTED
DIRECTLY AT MY ASS.
THE GOOD THING TOW, DO I THINK THIS IS A GOOD THING, WE'RE
FINALLY EXPOSING THE CRACKS IN THE LEGAL SYSTEM.
I MEAN IF A COURT ROOM WILL HAVE A BAIL-IFF, WHY CAN'T IT HAVE A
BUTT LIFT.
THE NURSE TRIED TO SEND THE PATIENT BEFORE THE ZOOM STARTED
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY HAD AN ASS THAT WOULDN'T QUICK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"
EVERYBODY.