- Come let me clutch thee.
Are these two words?
Clutch thee.
(upbeat music)
- All right, so today I'm gonna be playing a game
where I have to determine whether
or not someone's drunk or sober.
- And if I win, I get to go home with a bottle of champagne.
I definitely think I'm a good judge
if someone is drunk or sober.
- Yeah, I think I have a pretty solid eye
for knowing when someone's kinda messed up or not.
- Been there, I've been sober, I've been drunk,
I think I can figure it out.
- Am I any good at identifying if someone's drunk or sober?
When I'm sober I think I'm great at it.
When I'm drunk I just think everyone's drunk.
(laughing)
- I think I can pick them out.
There's some good tells.
- Just using my nose
you can probably smell someone's breath
and find the alcohol in that.
I just found out that if I win I get a bottle of champagne,
so I'm definitely if not now,
at some point gonna be the drunk guy.
(upbeat music)
- Give me my rope, put on my crown,
I have immortal longings in me.
Now no more of the juice of Egypt's grape shall
moist this lip, yep, you're, yar (record scratching)
you're good eye was quick.
Me thinks I hear Antony call.
My other elements I give to base, baser life
so have you done?
Have you done?
- I haven't heard that one.
- Silence.
- But soft, what light through yonder window breaks,
it is the east and Juliette is the sun.
Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon.
Oh, that she knew she were.
See how she leans her cheek upon her hand,
oh that I were a glove upon that hand
that I might touch that cheek.
- Did you study Shakespeare?
- No.
- 'Cause that was really excellent.
- Thank you, thank you.
(laughing)
- I noticed there was like a lot of like movement in you.
You were moving a lot.
- I moved, I was moved.
- Andrew seems quite intrigued.
Let's hear him read next.
- He was very into both of the previews.
- Mine looks a lot longer.
Is this a dagger which I see before me?
The hand, the handle toward my hand.
Come let me clutch thee.
(record scratching)
Are these two words?
Clutch thee.
It's written here as one word.
Clutcheth, clutch thee.
(laughing)
I have thee not and yet I see thee still.
As this which not now I draw.
Oh my god.
There's a lot of this.
Whilst I thread he lives.
Words to the heat of deeds to cold breath gives.
- [Woman] Wow.
- Okay, I couldn't tell if Andrew had a hard time like
with the text or just like reading in general.
- 'Cause it is difficult.
(laughing)
- So I don't know if he was like--
- I have a hard time with reading.
- I just didn't know if he was drinking.
Reading's tricky sometimes, I get it.
- With both of you, it's like, it's that drunk confidence
where they went after it, and then Colleen she was,
she was just a little hesitant,
but then she got in there and got a little stumbly,
but I don't know if she was putting that on
because she was a good actor and maybe.
- My mind says that like this is all an act.
Andrew's 100% an act.
Something about Sam's like focus on the text
but like having the struggle staying in place
kinda leads me towards Sam being.
- Maybe,
yeah.
(upbeat music)
I'm gonna ask some personal stuff.
- I'm gonna ask them something even more personal.
- Okay, here we go.
- What is your relationship like with your dad?
- My dad's dead.
(laughing)
- [Man] I'm sorry.
- No it's okay.
I just like to yell it.
(laughing)
- Nice.
- Good for the most part.
All dads are incredibly flawed,
and as far as like a flawed dude, he's doing all right.
- I don't have a good story about Dad
that would fit into a video.
My grandmother raised me on her own,
so she's Mom and Dad, so.
I love my grandma.
- Solid relationship.
- She's my dad, so.
- That's good.
- Grandma-dad.
- Matriarchal family.
- I asked the wrong question.
- What kinda drinks do y'all usually drink if you are out?
- I like a vodka martini, dirtier the better.
- Sam?
- I love IPA's.
Yeah.
- Margaritas.
I like margaritas.
- Oo, those are good.
- I like margaritas, but not sweet.
- So when was the last time you drank to like,
where you don't remember what you did?
When's the last time you blacked out from drinking?
- Oh!
My going away party, when I left New York two years ago.
- [Woman] Couple years ago.
- Yeah, everyone was just, I was like,
I had so many drinks I didn't know what to do with,
so they carried me out and I puked in front of the place.
- I'll go with that as well.
I had a going away party leaving San Francisco,
and I did a show and I got very drunk
and then we went to a karaoke bar
and my boyfriend and I attempted to dance and um,
well I ended up injured, but yeah, I don't remember a ton
of what happened that night.
- Christmas, no.
It was probably near Christmas.
It was probably Christmas adjacent.
- Christmas-ish.
- Like after I picked somebody up from the airport
and then I went to a bar and was like oh,
but I don't know if that's for sure,
but I definitely lost time, that's what blacking out is.
- I'm pleased to know that these were like kind of recently.
I still think Andrew's drunk.
- Okay, I've completely moved over to Colleen being drunk.
- No!
I'm right between them.
(upbeat music)
- What are the rules here?
(laughing)
Am I just walking to the end of this line?
Toe to heel.
You guys hear my stomach?
I'm just hungry.
Can I eat this egg when I'm done with it?
(laughing)
No problems, I got balance for days.
(laughing)
- You just got red all up in the face.
- He's winded.
- Well this part is harder than I imagined.
- I don't think those shoes are helping.
Oh.
- Sam.
- Got this, oh man.
I like how she's bringing the heel back with each time.
- My mind is playing tricks on me,
now I'm like.
- I can do this, and boom baby.
We got it, we got it.
- [Woman] Careful!
- There you go.
- Whoa!
- Nice call.
- With the swiftness.
- Iron man up in here.
- With the swiftness.
- Caul.
She's sober.
- Wow.
- I don't know that's drunk luck like blind sprinting.
- Let's cook this egg!
- Maybe they're all drunk.
(soft music)
- I'm pretty sure it's Andrew.
And if I'm mistaken, then you're just like a jovial man,
and like you're such a nice guy,
but I just think that he is drunk.
For he...
♪ A jolly good fellow ♪
- Talking a lot, he's talking a lot.
He just can't quite contain himself.
He's just a little fidgety.
Maybe I'm really gullible, or I'm really gullible.
Maybe this is all an act.
I'm gonna go with my gut.
- I'm gonna go with Sam.
Colleen keeps breaking eye contact every time I've like
tried to make eye contact.
Sam is giving me hard like, I'm focused on you eyes.
To me it's like I've noticed the small details.
When she was doing like the line walk she was like
purposefully pulling her heels back
so she could follow the heel to toe rule.
A lot of small things that are like weird adjustments
that makes me think she is the one who has been drinking.
(drum rolling)
- [Woman] Sam!
- Got it.
(laughing)
- Oh my god!
That's awesome!
- Oh my gosh, you guys are good.
- What were you drinking?
- I had a boxed wine that was like this big.
It had three glasses in it, and then I had a little bit
of rum and lacroix.
- [Man] Oh you mixed it up.
- Gee!
(rewinding)
- All right, this is my first drink.
I'm sandwiched between two people
doing honest work and I'm just about
to get drunk mid day on a Monday.
Let's do it.
It's Wine Cube, it's what you're gonna get.
The aromas of grape apple and citrus, mm, mhmm.
And plastic.
It gets better, it gets better.
My moms would be very proud.
Very proud.
All right guys, I've been promoted
after finishing the Wine Cube to a little lacroix
and a little rum.
Bad decisions cam.
I'm feeling good, I'm having a good time.
I've got the rum and pinot lacroix,
so I think I'm feeling, I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling limber, I'm feeling tight,
like in the cool sene.
Should I get bangs?
That seems like the question that rules my life.
I'm thinking of yeah.
- [Woman] Oh, so nice.
- What's up dude?
- [Woman] Look at that.
- [Producer] Lets see our champagnes of victory.
- Oh.
(upbeat music)