- We all know about edible underwear,
- But how practical is it?
- Could we say, wear it around the office?
- It's Ladylike,
- And we're trying edible underwear.
- Oh.
So Kristen and I are at it again,
not with hoop skirts this time,
something a little different.
- Cooch skirts.
(laughs)
(beeps)
- Get out of here.
- Devon have you ever worn edible underwear before?
- No, but I have eaten fruit by the foot
and I think that's what this is, right?
- It's not.
- Really? - I bought these at a store
supposed to spice up your romantic life
with your special person.
(laughs)
To be clear we're not gonna be like showing around
our party makers to our coworkers.
- Although at this point we could.
- No, we will not be doing that.
So like neither of us has ever tried this
but I have always thought that edible underwear
seemed extremely impractical,
not wearable, not fun,
kind of silly. - Yeah,
- And so I thought obviously we need to do it for a video.
- That's what we do, we just do impractical,
kind of silly (beeps) in our office.
- I wonder how long the edible underwear would last
were we to say try it on, take a little stroll
around the office, sit in our little desk chairs.
- I'm wondering if you can smell it,
just because you know, like if there's
a strong strawberry scent and our body heat
melts it a little bit, 'cause it's food,
like these are things I'm thinking about.
- I don't know, just a little disclaimer,
so you're not supposed to be wearing this underwear
for extended of time, don't try this at home.
Be cool to yourself.
I'm going to be giving myself
a thorough little bath afterwards.
- [Devon] Mmhmm.
- And so will Devon.
There, I've done the doctor rules disclaimer
for this episode.
- Just a little housekeeping for ya.
- Here's how this is gonna go,
we are going to get behind a little screen,
and then we're gonna try on two different pairs
of edible underwear.
- Mmhmm.
- And then we're gonna go for like a little tour
around our office and see how much we hate it.
- That's what you're doing,
I'm gonna wear it on top of my jeans
because I got my first yeast infection in seven years.
- Devon wants to take care of her downstairs area
at this time, so she's,
- I just feel like you shouldn't be throwing Twizzlers
at an unbalanced PH level.
- I have visions of this video coming out
and like parents being like, how dare you do this.
- We're not telling your kids to buy edible underwear,
we're just saying,
- They should make fun of us, while we wear them.
- Exactly.
I'm going to Vegas this weekend,
and I'm gonna be taking one of these pairs with me
to just wear for a little bit.
- I think you're actually doing a little bit more
of a dangerous thing than I am.
- Yeah I'm raising the stakes on this a little bit
but like what better place
to take edible underwear than Vegas?
- So you ready to try this on?
- Let's try this on.
Bring me that underwear lady.
- Oh my god who's the delivery girl?
Jen is not trying anything on,
Jen is just here to support us.
- I hope that you guys, you know, you wear that underwear.
- So I haven't seen any of the choices
that Kristen has purchased.
- Okay, the first one is Candy g-string.
- Oh boy, looks tasty.
This is totally photoshopped on.
- I mean it's a quality packaging though,
it's like a tasteful black and white photo,
with a glossy candy.
Alright, you ready to try it on?
- Yeah, I feel like this is something one would wear
to a rave maybe.
- [Kristen] I thought you were about to say a wedding.
- I did too.
- Are we ready, Devon's back here so she can help.
- I'm the designated naked person. Yeah you want to hold it?
- I can't hold it after so if I'm gonna hold it
I gotta be holding it before.
- Well I'm just putting it on over my jeans,
- Oh that's right.
- Here's the thing, all of these underwear are one size
so it just kind of like whatever you get,
I think I can fit this around my head.
- How beautiful, - it's looks great.
- I'm a queen.
- Look at this nice little pattern that they have here.
- I know, the butt part is to reinforced kind of.
- Put it over your mouth, it could be
like a little surgical mask.
- Safety first everyone.
- You could eat candy right now if you wanted too.
- Oh my god.
- Mmm, no.
- You look like a weird Bane.
- So I'm gonna try this on, I am very afraid
it's gonna snap and the candy's are gonna go everywhere.
- Diving in.
- You've just got Smartie dust on your black jeans.
- Wait, turn around can I see the back?
- You sure can?
- Turn turn.
(laughs)
Alright I am putting it on.
- [Devon] That's one leg.
- One leg.
- [Devon] Two leggies.
- Two legs.
- Would it cover anything if it was actually on your body?
- No,
- It's not very functional.
- No.
- Look how low it is.
I'm just rolling the candies up my butt.
- Yup, and I'm just doing this for moral support back here.
- Okay, I think I got this on.
- It looks tasty here I need to see myself, oh wow.
(laughs)
- [Kristen] Look at you.
- Look at me,
aren't I just a candy queen?
- I love it.
- Oh, I can see the candy panty line too.
- Hond on.
- [Devon] Look at that sweet panty line right there.
I have the jeans as a barrier right now
but I feel like I would be very irritated
with these little smarties in between my butt cheeks.
- I'm wearing it, so you know like in the 80s
all the people who wore swimsuits
had like the really high cut legs?
That's where like the leg parts of the candy are resting
on my body right now.
- Does it make you feel sexy?
- It does make me feel sugary.
- Can we try the candy, I just want candy.
So we have extras?
- So my review of this one is cute.
- It's dusty.
- Nice colors and it's a thong,
seems to fit well.
- Here's the thing I keep having to pull it up
'cause it keeps rolling down. - Can you sit down in it?
- I don't know hold on.
- Why are you sitting down like that?
- 'cause I'm afraid of snapping it.
I did it.
(applauds)
- She did it.
- And for my next trick I will take them off.
Oh, pair number two is Edible Undies.
Garment will dissolve in water or excessive moisture.
- It's very tropical down there, you know?
Did you just taste it?
- No.
- Can I taste it>
- Jen, no tasting.
- [Jen] Smells like cotton candy.
- [Devon] It does.
- This is a pair you have to put together,
it's like a little craft project.
- Oh good thing we have extra hands.
Here's my body, put it on me.
- Oh it's happening right now.
- Really thin material.
- So we're taking it out.
Maybe you have to lick it and it melts together.
(laughs)
- I think that's how it's supposed to be done.
- I don't think so.
- The directions are in German
so we don't actually know how to put this together.
- I think they're in French.
This has to be threaded through here.
- This doesn't?
- Oh no, it came undone.
So here's what we're gonna have to do.
- Devon ate it.
- I just put it lightly on my tongue, that's all.
- Do you want to taste a little bit?
- Mmm, it's like candy.
- Here's a completed pair of panties that I will be trying
to put on my body.
- This feels like it's gonna melt as soon as it gets
on your body.
- It probably will.
So the heart part goes on the front.
- Okay.
- [Jen] I think the heart part is for the (beeps)
if we're looking at the box.
- Oh yeah.
- The heart is for the (beeps)
♪ The heart is for the (beeps) ♪
- So we're trying to lift the underwear up gently
oh no I rip, (laughs)
- Alright, these did not work,
you can eat that now though,
- I want to tie this in a not, oh.
Oh no, it came apart.
- Now it's like a little tail.
(laughs)
- Turn around.
- Look at that.
- We're trying this again,
I will not give up on you heart butt.
- You maybe can lick 'em.
- Just licking it doesn't solve your problems Devon.
- I lick my problems.
- It came apart.
Devon's crotch is in my hands.
- And the heart is actually torn too.
♪ The heart is for the (beeps) ♪
- So what we've learned from experiment one
is that this is very delicate
and it's not practical.
- This would not stand a chance against my real vagina.
- I don't know maybe like your jeans are just too tough guy.
- These are from Zarra, so, you know.
- They're too rough.
New strategy, so I'm gonna tuck this up into here.
- Yup, yup.
They really did the bare minimum when making this shape.
They were like just the heart and like a rectangle.
Alright you hold this part.
- Okay. - I have this part right here.
- [Jen] Is it working?
- Oh it's working.
Oh no.
- This is like a losing game of Tetris.
Oh no,
- It just broke.
- But can you tie that part to the other tied part?
- No,
- Well I for one think that we tried a lot harder
than anybody else would have.
- So now because we could not get the Edible Panties
on either of our bodies.
- We tried.
- I will now just try to wear the Candy g-string
around the office.
And then Devon will go where it in Vegas.
- In Vegas, cue vlog footage.
(uptempo music)
Good morning, it is the last day that we are in Vegas
and I have stupidly saved this challenge for today.
So I'm gonna be wearing these edible panties
to the Vegas airport and hoping
that TSA doesn't say anything to me.
Fingers crossed.
- So I'm trying to put this (gasps)-string back on
so I can wear it around the office but the candy is caught
in my dress, (laughs)
I can't separate them.
- I wore this underwear for 45 minutes
through the TSA checkpoint.
- Question the first, why?
- I forgot that I was supposed to wear it in Vegas
because I made another video in Vegas
so my mind was focused on that.
And then it was the last morning and I woke up
and I went (beeps).
Actually the little smarties we're draped out
of my suitcase like you forgot about me.
- Alright we're ready, tada.
- [Cameraman] Let's see that panty line.
- Woo, hold on, can you like see them like right here?
- [Cameraman] Oh yes I sure can.
- Literally the thing about the underwear
that I noticed the first is that, the time it starts melting
once it hits your skin is very short.
- Mine didn't melt that much.
- Oh mine did, it was like butter hitting a pan.
- [Devon] Really? - [Kristen] Yeah.
- I was not melting, it was cold in the Vegas airport
so maybe that's why?
- The thing is like my gusset area gets toasty.
- Gusset?
- My Chassis if you will.
- No, no, no.
- [Cameraman] Why are you walking like a penguin?
- So every fourth step they roll down
so I have to pull them back up.
- [Cameraman] That's exciting.
- I'm trying to strut, oh they, (laughs)
I strutted too hard.
- [Cameraman] I mean you can't tell,
you just look confident.
- I know.
- So I am wearing (whistles) down there,
and the TSA checkpoint was actually out of order
so I didn't go through the big whirly machine,
I just went through a line with a dog,
the German Shepherd walked towards me
and his little nose was angled towards my cooch
and then the handler pulled him away
to the next person.
So I just barely missed him.
- Breakfast.
(laughs)
- Breakfast in bed?
- Hi,
you want to find out?
Come here.
Are you scared?
(laughs)
- Then I got out of the TSA line and I immediately went
to the bathroom to take it off.
- It's falling down my butt I have to take this off.
- How long did I last like 10 minutes?
- [Jen] No, six.
- Anyway, I think what we've learned today
is that edible underwear are not practical
in any way shape or form.
If you can get them on, you definitely aren't going
to wear them for very long.
- If you like candy and if you like panties
you will not like edible underwear
which is counter intuitive.
- [Kristen] Keep your candy and your panties separate.
- So trying on Edible Underwear.
- Lady chassied.
- [Both] Lady not approved.
- No, don't just don't do it.
- For your little vagina.
- Or really anything, just don't do it.
- Mm-mmm.
(soft music)
(whooshes and squeaks)