- [Marinara] Okay let's do this.
Welcome back everybody.
This is the TMI podcast.
I'm Mark Marinara and for the last time, no I'm not Italian.
This is the podcast where funny foods share
a little more than usual, maybe even a little too much.
Our guest today is an old friend of mine.
You may know him from his long running web series
or his successful TV show.
I however know him as the guy who still owes me 50 bucks.
Thanks for being here Orange.
- No problem.
Love the garage, especially the pink snowcones.
(laughter)
- Um Orange, that's a microphone with a windshear.
I was worried you might motorboat.
- Ah Mark, you know me so well.
- I do, we go way back.
Orange and I actually came up together in the
- Totally different branch of the family tree.
- In the comedy world, I mean.
Anyway, back in oh two or oh three,
we were playing this filthy bathroom,
- Wait, was that the night you stole my joke?
- Well, borrow is more like it.
I gave it right back.
(laughter)
- Oh yeah, your rubber ducky gag
had just bombed, the one about how she's so conceited.
- Sure, all her life people have been telling her
you're the one, you make bathtime so much fun.
- Ha ha, which really doesn't play to an audience
full of rubber duckies.
- Surprisingly no, so I say it's okay.
I know you'd all be clapping right now if you had hands.
And I was lucky to get out alive.
- See, it's cause you flipped it.
Me not having hands, that's funny,
but if I'm calling you out for not having hands,
it's like yo, not cool pickin'
on dudes that ain't got hands.
- That one killed at the Laugh Pantry.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the night
I opened for Baked Alaska.
Remember him?
- Sure, did impressions.
Whatever happened to him?
- Ehhh, he lit himself on fire.
- Wow.
- It's okay.
He seems to be much happier to be honest.
- Truer words were never spoken.
And speaking of true words, it's time to take a moment
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(tires squaling) (eagle screeching)
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Now where were we?
- I think you were trying to sell me a set of tires.
- It's ridiculous, right?
I don't think most of our listeners even own cars.
- Yeah, glad I don't have that problem,
he said lyingly.
- Is this discontent I hear?
What's the matter Orange?
Are you lonely up there on top of your media empire?
- Hey look, I'm as fortunate as I am annoying.
I can't deny it, but success is a double-edged sword.
- Oh sorry, I was just quietly waiting to be sliced in half.
- See, well that's what I mean.
I can't even have a conversation without
someone thinking they're about to die.
- Well that's morbid.
- I know.
- Getting back to business, I would be remiss not to ask,
how are things going with Passion?
- Whoa, not pulling any punches, huh?
- If it's too personal, I totally understand.
- No no, it's fine.
It's way better than being asked
about Marshmallow's gender again.
You know, it's difficult maintaining a
potentially romantic relationship for four,
going on five years now.
Sure we work at it a lot, but to be honest,
whenever it seems like we're going somewhere,
a meaningless distraction inevitably pops up
and poof, we're right back to where we started.
It's like I should be flirting with Passion,
not loneliness and despair.
- Whoa, that's super heavy.
- Yeah, sorry, I just never really talk about these things.
- That's great, so Marshmallow,
is he a boy or is he a girl?
- I told you I'm not talking about that, now can it.
- No problem, we'll just change the name of the show
to Not Enough Information podcast.
- Or we could just talk about the time
you hit on Lady Pasta.
- Or we could talk about the web show.
You guys just had your two billionth view.
That's great.
- We did, that's right.
- Now correct me if I'm wrong,
but you've got a pretty rigid format.
- Yeah, it's actually a lot like your show.
Somebody new shows up, we hang out,
have some laughs, and then
- you chop them in half!
Which is why I refuse to be on your show.
- No, no, no, everybody thinks that,
but it's not like I'm the one chopping them in half.
- Then why are you yelling nnn-knife?
- Cause it's quicker than yelling hey, hey Apple,
there's a knife that's about to chop you in half,
now would be the time to duck and or run.
What you think Batman yells batarang
before he throws one at your head?
- No, but that sounds pretty awesome, batarang!
- Batarang!
(laughter) (rising background sound)
Oh Mark, oh Mark, you shouldn't have.
- So you recognize that?
Then you must know we're almost out of time.
Thanks a bunch for being here Orange, and
- Wait for it, wait for it.
(closing sound getting louder)
Batarang! - Batarang!
(laughter)
This has been another episode of the TMI podcast
with Mark Marinara, your number one source
for too much information.
- Ha ha ha ha ha, knife!