>> James: PACKED SHOW, BACK TO
BACK TO BACK.
>> THE MOST PEOPLE WE HAVE HAD ON THE SHOW EVER.
>> James: THE MOST PEOPLE EVER, THAT IS TRUE.
UNTIL, WANT TO HEAR THIS, THIS IS EXCITING.
WE HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THIS, WE CAN TELL YOU ABOUT IT NOW.
ALL WEEK LONG BEGINNING OCTOBER 18TH,
EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK, HERE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW"
COLDPLAY WILL BE PERFORMING SONGS FROM THEIR BRILLIANT NEW
ALBUM, "MUSIC OF THE SPHERES."
A NEW PERFORMANCE EACH NIGHT.
AND THE FIRST THING THEY'RE KICKING THINGS OFF WITH A
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE WITH SELENA GOMEZ ARING GO TO BE HERE, HOW
ABOUT THAT.
JUST-- IT'S JUST KEEPS-- IT JUST KEEPS CLICKING, DINT IT?
>> I THINK THIS IS THE START OF SOMETHING BIG FOR COLD FLAI, I
DON'T THINK IS THE LAST WE HAVE HEARD FROM THEM.
>> James: I THINK ARE YOU RIGHT.
I THINK THY WILL SEE THAT WEEK OCTOBER 18th A A
KSH-- START, START SELLING SOME TICKETS, SOME MERCH.
>> YOU MIGHT START HEARING THEM IN COFFEE SHOPS AND STUFF LIKE
THAT, IF IT GOES WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: COFFEE SHOPS, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THEY'LL GET,
RADIO PLAY.
>> Reggie: REALLY?
>> James: YEAH.
WE'RE PRETTY MUCH KNOWN TO MOVE THE NEEDLE WHEN IT COMES TO THE
OLD AIRWAVES.
>> Reggie: TRU, TRU.
>> James: THAT IS WHAT I THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
>> BREAKING BANDS, LEFT AND RIGHT.
>> James: BREAKING BAND, THE COLDPLAY.
>> THEY CALL YOU BRIAN BANDSON, BECAUSE ARE YOU ALWAYS BREAKING
BAND.
>> James: REQUEST I BE HONEST, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED IF YOU
GOT IT RIGHT.
>> I THINK IT WORKS.
>> James: I THINK THE FACT THAT YOUR VOICE WENT THAT HIGH
WHEN YOU SAID IT TELLS US ALL THAT IT DIDN'T.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND.
YOU WENT TO DIGS KNEELAND.
>> I WENT TO DISNEYLAND.
HOW WAS IT?
>> I LOVED IT.
I WEPT IN FEELING KIND OF CYNICAL LIKE I THOUGHT I AM NOT
GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE ADULTS WHO LOVES DISNEYLAND AND THEN 30
SECONDS LATER I SAW EYEYORE AND I LOVED IT.
HI SO UP FUN, I WAS GIGGLING ON RIDES, I ATE A DONUT SHAPED LIKE
MICKEY, I COULDN'T HAVE A BETTER TIME.
>> James: ARE YOU A DISNEYLAND FAN, REG.
>> Reggie: I THINK IF IT WAS TOTALLY EMPTY AND YOU CAN CHECK
IT OUT AND SHOW YOU AROUND.
BUT I JUST, I DON'T-- .
>> James: WITHOUT KID, I DO THINK IT IS WEIRD.
AND I DO HEAVILY JUDGE PEOPLE THAT ARE THERE WITHOUT CHILDREN.
IF I HAVE-- IF I HAD SEEN YOU THERE, I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE
PULLING THE KIDS AWAY, LIKE COME THIS WAY, GUYS.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU ALL ARE LIKE ONE FANNY PACK AWAY FROM ME BEING LIKE, KEEP AN
ON EYE ON THEM.
THERE IS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT THEM.
>> I WAS WEARING A FANNY PACK, YEAH.
>> James: BUT NO, IT IS WEIRD.
IT IS WEIRD, I THINK, WHEN YOU SEE THEM GETTING LIKE A PHOTO.
WHEN YOU SEE AN ADULT COUPLE GETTING A PHOTO WITH LIKE
LIGHTNING McQUEEN YOU'RE LIKE GROW UP.
JUST GROW UP.
STOP IT.
>> I FELT WEIRD.
I FELT-- .
>> James: YOU DIDN'T GET A PHOTO WITH A CHARACTER.
STOP.
DID YOU?
YOU DID, DID YOU REALLY?
>> I GOT A PHOTO WITH A CHARACTER IN THE BACKGROUND.
>> James: THAT'S FINE.
>> Reggie: THAT'S GOOD.
>> James: BUT I MEAN QUEUING UP AND YOU IMET PEOPLE HUGGING
LIKE BUZZ LIGHT-YEAR AND YOU'RE LIKE YOU'RE A 37 YEAR OLD
ACCOUNTANT FOR WELLS FARGO.
THIS IS A PERSON IN A BIG SUIT, GROW UP.
IT'S ACTUALLY MAKING ME ANGRY THINKING ABOUT IT.
THERE IS A HEIGHT RESTRICTION ON THE RIDES, THERE SHOULD BE AN
AGE RESTRICTION OF PHOTOS WITH CHARACTERS.
THAT IS MY POINT, THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
YOU KNOW, MAKE IT 18, A GROUP OF PEOPLE ON A NIGHT OUT, WHEN IT
IS LIKE A GROWN ADULT COUPLE GETTING PHOTOS WITH WOODY-- AND
LIKE-- AND LIKE THE GUY IS CLEARLY TURNED ON THAT WOODY IS
LIKE HUGGING HIS WIFE.
YOU KNOW, AND SHE'S LIKE OH, THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT.
LIKE-- THAT FOR ME, THAT FOR ME IS WHEN I'M LIKE ALL RIGHT,
LET'S-- AGAIN, YOU DON'T NEED TO GET-- WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE
HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH, YOU KNOW WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE THE
HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH?
THIS DESK.
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
CUZ I GET TO GIVE EVERYONE-- THE NEWS.
OF COURSE, THE HUGE STORY TODAY, THERE WAS
A MASSIVE SOCIAL MEDIA OUTAGE.
FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, WHATSAPP, EVEN GMAIL, ALL WENT DOWN
FOR HOURS.
WITH NO SOCIAL MEDIA, I ENDED UP SPENDING MOST
OF THE DAY TALKING TO MY SON.
HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY!
PEOPLE STARTED NOTICING SOMETHING WAS WRONG
THIS MORNING... WHEN THEY FELT HAPPY FOR MORE THAN THIRTY
MINUTES.
DOES THIS FEAK ANYONE HERE, WAS ANYONE AFFECTED.
>> BRUTAL.
>> James: WHY, BECAUSE OF INSTAGRAM.
>> YEAH, BECAUSE I'M COMPLETELY A DIKED TO LOOKING AT IT.
>> James: I FELT VERY SMUG THAT I JUST-- I WAS WHAT WHAT
OUTAGE.
>> I POSTED A PRETTY SLICK IMAGE OF ME EATING A CORN DOG THAT WAS
DOING BIG NUMBERS BEFORE THE OUTAGE.
SO-- .
>> James: RIGHT.
>> I HAD A CORN DOG AT DISNEYLAND YESTERDAY.
I THINK WE HAVE IT.
YEAH.
>> James: AND IT WAS DOING BIG NUMBERS AND THEN.
>> I THINK IT MIGHT WHAT BE CAUSED THE OUTAGE.
>> James: YOU THINK, YOU THINK IF JUST WHREU UP SO MUCH.
>> AFTER THAT, YEAH.
>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
I FELT FINE.
>> I DID TOO.
>> James: DID YOU, YOU REALLY.
>> NOT PROUD OF IT.
I MEAN I WAS SO BUSY AND I AM MY LITTLE BREAKS I WAS GOING TO
LOOK AT WHO IS POSTING WHAT, YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE A MINDLESS THING
I DO.
AND THEN I COULDN'T DO IT.
I HAD TO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING.
>> James: LET'S GET SOME POLITICAL NEWS
>> James: IN POLITICAL NEWS, DEMOCRATIC LEADERS CHUCK SCHUMER
AND NANCY PELOSI HAVE NOW SET OCTOBER THIRTY-FIRST AS THE
NEW DEADLINE FOR PASSING TWO KEY SPENDING BILLS.
THE NEW TIMELINE COMES AFTER PROGRESSIVES AND MODERATES
FAILED TO BREAK THEIR STALEMATE LAST WEEK.
SO YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
ON HALLOWEEN, CONGRESS IS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND GO, "YOU KNOW
WHAT, LET'S PUSH IT TO THANKSGIVING."
PARTY LEADERS ARE NOW SAYING THAT THE LARGER $3.5 TRILLION
BILL WILL NEED TO BE SCALED BACK IF THEY HAVE ANY HOPE OF
PASSAGE.
SO IT WILL BE LESS "BUILD BACK BETTER" AND MORE "BUILD BACK
FINE, IT'S FINE. IT'LL DO."
IF IT DOES GO ALL THE WAY BLAD BACK, WHATEVER IT IS, GET
IT THROUGH, BUILD IT BACK, WHATEVER, STOP.
IF IT DOES GO ALL THE WAY TO THE HALLOWEEN DEADLINE,
IT WILL BE WEIRD WATCHING CONGRESS HASH OUT THE
FINAL DETAILS OF THE BILL WHILE DRESSED AS CHARACTERS FROM HARRY
POTTER.
(FORMAL ENGLISH VOICE) "THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE
GENTLEMAN FROM GRYFFINDOR."
MOVING ON, DONALD TRUMP IS BACK IN THE NEWS AGAIN.
OVER THE WEEKEND, TRUMP'S ATTORNEYS FILED A MOTION IN
COURT ASKING A JUDGE TO FORCE TWITTER TO RESTORE HIS ACCOUNT.
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CUT IT ON
TIKTOK.
TRUMP SAYS THE BAN VIOLATES HIS FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.
BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE FOUNDING FATHERS WANTED TO MAKE SURE A
PRESIDENT WHO WAS IMPEACHED TWICE COULD GET ON A WEBSITE TO
YELL AT ROSIE O'DONNELL.
AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, A MAN IN THE U.K. ATTENDED
A FRIEND'S WEDDING WHERE, UNUSUALLY, EACH GUEST WAS ASKED
TO CHIP IN TO PAY FOR THE CAKE.
BUT IT GETS WEIRDER.
AFTER THE WEDDING, THE MAN GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE NEWLY
MARRIED COUPLE, SAYING THEY HAD REVIEWED SECURITY FOOTAGE AND
WANTED HIM TO PAY AN EXTRA FIVE DOLLARS, FOR EATING A
SECOND SLICE OF CAKE.
LOOK, IN MY DEFENSE, I NEVER THEY WERE CHARGING BER
SLICE.
THE COUPLE SAID THEY NOTICED THE GUEST TOOK A SECOND SLICE
OF CAKE WHILE REVIEWING FOOTAGE.
REVIEWING FOOTAGE, IT IS THE FIRST TIME ANY MARRIED COUPLE
HAS ACTUALLY GONE BACK AND WATCHED THEIR WEDDING VIDEO.
BUT I MUST SAY, IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES, IT'S JUST NICE
TO KNOW THAT TWO EQUALLY OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE HAVE FOUND EACH
OTHER.
IAN, ANY CHANCE YOU'D CONSIDER THIS TACTIC FOR YOUR WEDDING?
PAYING FOR A SLICE OF CAKE.
>> I LOVE MONEY YOU ABOUT I WOULD FEEL LIKE SUCH A HYPOCRITE
JUST BASED ON THE AMOUNT OF CAKED I'VE HOUSED AT WEDDINGS
OVER THE YEARS.
>> James: BUT GETTING PEOPLE TO CHIP IN, I GET IT, WEDDINGS
ARE TOUGH, BUT THEN YOU IMAGINE THE TWO OF THEM, LIKE WELL HE
HAD A SECOND SLICE, SHOULD WE SEND HIM A MESSAGE.
YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD.
>> James: AND FINALLY, IT WAS OUR SACRED DUTY TO SHOW
YOU THIS.
WALMART IS SELLING AN OUTDOOR DECORATION CALLED A "BARK GHOST
FACE," THAT'S BASICALLY A FACE YOU CAN PUT ON A TREE.
GOOD ENOUGH.
UNTIL YOU TAKE A CLOSE LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING, SUSAN.
LOOK FOR YOURSELF...
CAN YOU SEE IT?
(LAUGHTER) I MEAN,
TALK ABOUT A WOODPECKER.
THE "BARK GHOST FACE" IS EXTREMELY REALISTIC.
WHEN IT CATCHES YOU STARING AT HIS NOSE, HE EVEN SAYS,
"UM, MY EYES ARE UP HERE."
CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN?
HOW IS THIS, HOW DOES THIS MAKE IT TO MARKET?
LIKE I'M AMAZED WE'RE EVEN ALLOWED TO SHOW THAT ON CBS.
WILL THAT BE BLURRED, ROB?
WE'RE OKAY TO SHOW THAT.
>> MY ACTUALLY [BLEEP] LOOKED LESS LIKE A [BLEEP] THAN THAT.
(APPLAUSE) (APPLAUSE)
I MEAN CAN YOU IMAGINE, THINK ABOUT HOW MANY STAGES THAT HAS
TO GO THROUGH TO GET INTO PRODUCTION.
HEY GUYS WE'RE THINKING ABOUT A FACE THAT GOES ON A TRY, GOOD
IDEA, FOR HALLOWEEN, WAL-MART ORDERED 300,000.
THAT WILL BE GOOD, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY GREAT, THESE ARE THE
PROTOTYPES, DID NO ONE GO-- NOT ONE PERSON WAS LIKE KSH-- DOES
IT DOES THAT NOSE LOOK A LITTLE-- NOTHING, NOTHING.
THIS TREE FACE IS AVAILABLE IN THREE SIZES.
SMALL SIZED, MEDIUM SIZED... AND CIRCUM-SIZED.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW,"
EVERYBODY.