Hey guys! Guess what day it is!
Start of the annual astrophysicist convention?
International Give your daughter the Unicorn she Deserves day?
No, it's Labour Day!
Wait! You're pregnant?
Huh?
Are you feeling crampy?
Pregnant!?!
I thought he was getting chunky around the middle!
What?
Is it a boy or a girl?
Better be a girl! Girl Power!
What should we call her?
I vote for "Princess Rainbow Sparkles"!
That's the name of your stuffy! We can't call her that!
Girls, it's not what you think. Labour Day...
Daddy! Shush! You take it easy!
Biscuit, get him a pillow!
Daddy, how far apart are the contractions?
Now just a minute, girls!
Every minute???
Biscuit! There's no time for an ambulance!
Aw, man! I wanted to ride in the ambulance!
And make that siren go "wee woo wee woo wee woo"!
Way to go, Daddy! Dream Crusher!
Just a second here!
Every second now? Oh, no!
The baby is coming fast!
Drink some water, Daddy!
How do we get him to the hospital in time?
Uh, Reuben has a motorcycle. I'll call him!
Here's a sucker, Daddy.
It'll help with the blood sugar levels!
And a stuffy! Squeeze it when you need it!
This is Reuben. What help can I be for you?
Reuben! Daddy's gone into labour!
We're having a baby girl!
Exciting that is!
Does he have a clean blanket?
Why does he need that?
He should be kept at room temperature.
Right!
Cricket! Blanket! Stat!
Daddy, if you poop yourself. Don't be embarrassed!
I hear it happens all the time.
I will come quickly with my motorcycle!
Reuben's on his way!
Daddy! You got this!
Remember what they say in the maternity ward
"No Pain, No Gain"
Daddy, I just updated your social media!
You already have 42,000 likes on the photo I just posted!
And I called the stork?
He'll meet us at the hospital.
The stork?
Cricket! Everyone knows it's a stork that delivers the baby!