♪ Nick Cannon on the mic ♪
♪ And y'all can be meaner ♪
♪ But I bet y'all brush y'all teeth ♪
♪ With jewelry cleaner ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ Said we sitting over here ♪
♪ Waiting on them to do a line ♪
♪ I'm finna gon' act like this drum line ♪
(audience cheering)
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Coming this fall to MTV,
Justice has a new name.
Judge Mo Dollars!
- Court is in (beep) session.
♪ Judge Mo Dollars ♪
♪ Yeah, he's a judge from the streets ♪
♪ He's Mo Dollars ♪
♪ When you need justice, just call ♪
♪ Judge Mo Dollars ♪
- Troubled kids?
I was one.
Gangs?
Jail?
I was there.
Talking about, you're the person
that finished that online course.
Now I'm a judge.
- [Narrator] Watch the judge get in that ass.
- That's why you end up in jail dumb ass.
You don't mug nobody in front
of a surveillance camera.
You drag 'em in the alley,
beat 'em over the head.
See I always wear one of these
in case something go down.
- [Narrator] If the fit is legit
you must'a quit.
- All that Burberry on the linings.
Now I know what you're thinking,
the judge don't wear no pants?
Judge ain't got to wear no pants.
Burberry on the lining.
Judge Maurice Dollars.
Holla at a judge, hmm.
- [Narrator] This fall on MTV.
(audience cheering)
♪ Yo yo Kat, yo Kat you my man and all that ♪
♪ but yo, when you rap on the mic ♪
♪ you don't state no facts ♪
♪ why don't you be like your hair ♪
♪ and just relax. ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
♪ Okay now you had a joke ♪
♪ But I got riches ♪
♪ You just mad ♪
♪ That my hair look better than ya (beep). ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- All right bachelor number two
I love watching the Discover Channel
so let me hear your mating call.
- Um my mating call would be simple
I would call you up using my night time minutes.
(audience laughter)
Bachelor number one, um since I love the
Discovery Channel what would be your mating call?
- My mating call most time I don't really speak
to like the regular girls.
I speak very hood, very very fluent hood rat.
So I'll probably say (kissing noises)
(audience cheering)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- I got it yo I got it,
♪ Yo, aye, check it ♪
♪ Uh, yo, check it, yo, aye ♪
♪ Aye yo listen, aye check it yo ♪
(buzzer buzzes)
(audience cheering)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- The wave.
(upbeat music)
(team cheering)
(bell dings)
- [DJ D-Wrek] Aight break it up
break it up break it up
- [Cast] Wild out.
- Keenan who you got?
- Man it's really incredible out here Wild'n Out
Nick Cannon bring out the biggest celebrities
The whole DPG must be in the house
'cause we got Nate Dogg right here
say what's up Nate Dog.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
(audience cheering)
- [Nick Cannon] Ladies and gentlemen
my future wife.
- Thank you yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
- Put ya clothes on man.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- There you go.
- [Cast] Wild out.
♪ Now Bentley please don't make me hurt you ♪
♪ Matter fact go back home to DeDe ♪
♪ Ain't it past your curfew? ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
♪ I saw your album in Billboard ♪
♪ It wasn't that many sold ♪
♪ I'm bout to finish this rap ♪
♪ But imma get Christina off hold. ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
♪ Yo imma come correct for real nuttin ♪
♪ We just statin' facts ♪
♪ Matter fact I think imma go ahead ♪
♪ And take this watch back ♪
♪ Nick Cannon is the cat ♪
♪ That bought that thunda bum bum ♪
♪ Giving it to you right now ♪
♪ Ms. Christina Milian ♪
♪ Matter fact you know what? ♪
♪ I liked you better before you was blonde. ♪
- Oh all right.
(bell dings)
- All right Mr. Gigolo all right okay.
♪ Now you might like black ♪
♪ And you may hate blonde ♪
♪ But at the end of the day ♪
♪ Hey that ass is mine, oh. ♪
(bell dings)
it still is, am I right?
- [Cast] Wild out.
- Yeah she's fine all right
she gives you the best of both worlds
fine ass rich super model
with Compton hair.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- All right here we go Timmy's in jail
he got caught doing a drive by.
Lassy to the stage,
Kevin out the booth.
Come on let's go y'all.
(audience cheering)
Wild out y'all.
- (human barking sounds)
- What's wrong, what's wrong girl.
Calm down sit yo ass down, sit down.
- (human barking sounds)
- Okay somethings wrong with Timmy.
- (human barking sounds)
- What happened?
- (human barking sounds)
- Timmy's with Bobby and Whitney in the house, what
(laughter)
Timmy, Timmy learned how to type with hammers, what
- (human barking sounds)
- Okay okay okay, wait wait wait
Timmy in Jail, Timmy in Jail.
(audience cheering)
(beatboxing)
Timmy drove a car before jail.
- (human gun sound effects)
- Timmy bust a cap in somebody ass.
(audience cheering)
Timmy did a drive by, he did a drive by
(audience cheering)
that's my dog, that's my dog right there.
(bell dings)
- [DJ D-Wrek] Yo that was hot that was hot.
(audience cheering)
- Got locked up for it, I got that.
- [Cast] Wild out.
♪ If you wanted to be a Wild 'N Out girl ♪
♪ You'd have to finally take a shower ♪
♪ And shave your back every half an hour ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
- Let me try come on, come on Rob
- Me?
- Okay.
♪ You think you're some hotshot choreographer ♪
♪ But you bop around the stage ♪
♪ Like a Drunk Cindy Lauper ♪
♪ And by the way you got served ♪
♪ Is not a claim to fame ♪
♪ Your agent should be shot killed and maimed ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
(upbeat music)
- They finally gonna let (beep) come to America
This gone be good.
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
♪ Yo dog, Nick you my dog ♪
♪ And this is for sure ♪
♪ So I'm not gonna break ya down ♪
♪ Ask Christina Milian know what we did on tour ♪
♪ Stays on tour ♪
♪ And I tell you right now ♪
♪ And I like Indian girls but I won't hurry ♪
♪ Last time we boned ♪
♪ You had the bedroom smelling like curry. ♪
(laughter) (bell dings)
♪ Come on dog you supposed to be ♪
♪ the pimpin prince ♪
♪ I seen you in Friday After Next ♪
♪ And I ain't seen you since. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- Stop the whole D Kanye, say somethin
- I'm sorry about this Kanye
♪ Now imma tell you somethin ♪
♪ Me without my perm is an example ♪
♪ But what you need to do ♪
♪ Is try to do a song without a sample. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- The two stars of Drumline.
(audience cheering)
- Did you get a lot of ass off of Drumline
- Did you mama tell you?
(audience cheering)
(buzzer buzzes)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- Well it's the big bad wolf.
Well I think that name says it all.
- That ain't my real name
my name is Clarence (beep)
(audience cheering)
yeah see they, no, no, you gotta understand
they always lying on me.
They always lying on me.
They blame me for the three little pigs
I'm a Muslim I don't even eat pork.
(laughter)
- Please Mr. Wolf please tell us then,
if people are always lying on you, tell us
why on the night in question you were found
in Ms. Riding Hood's grandmothers colon.
- What me and grandmama do
is me and grandmama's business.
(audience cheering)
okay.
- Very well, very well, you're honor I would
like to bring, to settle this whole matter
our star witness Ms. Little Red Riding Hood.
- No whoa whoa whoa, objection
her middle name is Riding, witness is a slizut.
- Thank you.
(audience cheering)
- It's okay, it's all right Ms. Hood
I know it's hard for you to come here and testify
now please tell this jury,
did this wolf, did he or did he not eat you?
(laughter)
- Yes he ate me, and whoa it was off the chain girl
(audience cheering)
- [Cast] Wild out.
(upbeat music)
♪ My minds telling me no ♪
♪ But the swap meet was telling me yes ♪
♪ I believe I can dress ♪
♪ I believe I can dress myself ♪
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
♪ Little Indian girl I'm not gone diss ♪
♪ Don't you worry ♪
♪ I think they have sign ups ♪
♪ For Americas Next Top Curry. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Yes I'm Indian it's true ♪
♪ But um are you black ♪
♪ I got more ass than you ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- This game is called Def Jam.
Each team captain will play DJ
unable to hear their song request
because the music is just too loud.
(audience cheering)
- I'm still spinning.
I'm still spinning ladies.
Hey what's going, hey whoa whoa,
you got to slow down with that let down.
You got panties on.
You got a thong.
Thong th-thong thong thong.
(audience cheering)
- [Cast] Wild out.
♪ Uh, off the top, yo ♪
♪ Y'all squad jokes is played ♪
♪ Ours is brand new ♪
♪ They should've called y'all the old ass shoe crew. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- Y'all need some new joints,
y'all need some new joints
- Hold on where you going Nick,
where you going dog, where you going?
It ain't over.
♪ Peep it out hold on, if this rap was a game ♪
♪ You're hardly playing ♪
♪ You look like a bootleg Marlon Wayans. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- Ain't nobody gonna help me?
(laughter)
- Excuse me Mr. Yang there you go.
- I Love trash
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- Aye yo, aye yo, imma do this slow son,
imma do this slow, yo check it out son.
♪ Ya style is wack ♪
♪ I wrap it like a mummy ♪
♪ (Beep) you look like Prince's stunt dummy. ♪
(audience cheering) (buzzer buzzes)
♪ Aye Spanky turn around ♪
♪ So I can tell you something ♪
♪ You look like a badass bellybutton. ♪
♪ You and yo crew y'all can't hurt me ♪
♪ We all got on the same clothes ♪
♪ Y'all still look dirty. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- Hey Nick love don't cost a thing
(beep) damn right it don't ya broke (beep)
(laughter)
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
♪ Aye Mikey you know you're just a ♪
♪ Poster child for MTV ♪
♪ You represent the millions suffering ♪
♪ From ADD. ♪
- Oh okay that's fine (buzzer buzzes)
♪ Yo you think I'm dorky ♪
♪ You think I'm twerpy ♪
♪ Step up (beep) and go make me a Slurpee. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
♪ Hey Mikey I got your Slurpee right here ♪
♪ Nice and quick but how bout a small one ♪
♪ To match the size of your dick. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
- The Ike Turner
(upbeat music)
(laughter)
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- [Nick Cannon] Y'all stupid.
- [Cast] Wild out.
(upbeat music)
- Dave Chappelle ain't the only (beep) going crazy
(bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
♪ If you didn't see me do it (beep) ♪
♪ Then quit going through my stuff ♪
♪ Quit checking my phone numbers ♪
♪ Quit calling my other girls homes from my phone ♪
♪ Blocking the caller ID she don't think it's me. ♪
♪ It's only cheating if you're caught. ♪
♪ Now listen baby ♪
♪ Let me be honest with you ♪
♪ Before you take me on Maury Povich ♪
♪ But the truth is I've been doing ♪
♪ Ya brotha, to fatha, and yo best friend ♪
♪ And I made yo mama my (beep) ♪
♪ It's only cheating if you're caught. ♪
♪ My girl I found out she was cheating on me ♪
♪ She said please don't get upset ♪
♪ I said you remember them naked pictures ♪
♪ I got of you ♪
♪ Well say hello to the internet ♪
♪ Now now now now now now ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ It's only cheating if you're caught. ♪
♪ All right now you ready ♪
♪ Koby Bryant, he was cheating ♪
♪ Bill Clinton, he was cheating too ♪
♪ R Kelly yeah he was cheating ♪
♪ And when I caught my man cheating I said ♪
♪ Imma get you ♪
♪ And then I beat 'em in the head ♪
♪ And I beat 'em in the head ♪
♪ And I beat him all night 'cause ♪
♪ If I ever see you cheating again ♪
♪ I swear imma get him, ha. ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- [Cast] Wild out.
(knocking)
- Hello T.I. it's Sheraton
- And Ramada
The motel sisters - the motel sisters
hello - we keep the light on for you
- That's right you know mhmm
- Little monkey man.
- Man shew.
Now I'm starting to be slightly offended.
- You want me to kick that down?
- Please could you get me in there
I need to sit down please come on, work it.
- (growling)
(whining)
- Girl you okay?
Oh girl get up that sound like T.I. sound check.
♪ That you a freak I'll tell you what to do, aye. ♪
- Oh girl
- Oh my God that's, Mr. T.I.
I love you I'm going- get 'em get 'em
- (growling)
- I love you
bring 'em out being pregnant by you tonight.
I want you to impregnate me
with you TI sperm.
- Who is the dude?
Security.
Get the dude and go.
(barking)
- [Nick Cannon] Oh we on the air.
- [Cast] Wild out.
- All right so if we were to go on a date
and we were to go on that first date all right
and my name was Shaguida and I said listen
I like guys that make up rhymes with my name
and like tell me like what they like about me
in the poem just from what they see,
what would you do?
I wanna hear the poem right now, quick go.
Bachelor number one go.
- Shaquida, Shaquida get yo ass in the car.
(audience cheering)
- Okay so bachelor number two.
♪ Good morning um I don't remember ya name ♪
♪ but I remember the (beep) ♪
♪ and I was glad that you came ♪
♪ You need to hop on the train ♪
♪ And you know my name ♪
♪ It's Kanye the black cane ♪
♪ And that's where I got the fame ♪
♪ All these (beep) lame ♪
♪ I'm talking bout my mane right next to me ♪
♪ You having sex with me ♪
♪ I got the best to be. ♪
(audience cheering)
(upbeat music)