Welcome to The Ellen DeGeneres show.
I'm tWitch, your guest host for today.
Y'all can have a seat.
What's going on?
All right.
Bring it on, tWitch!
Now, listen, I saw what was happening out here
before I came out here.
We had like a little boy band situation out here.
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I like that.
Now, I've filled in for Ellen a few times,
and now I think I'm kind of getting the hang of it.
Do you feel good?
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There we go.
See?
Nailed it.
[LAUGHTER] Now, as you can see, I'm a man.
And if you can't see that then you,
kind of, need to adjust to TV right now.
Now, I find that men and women can sometimes
have a different point of view, so I
thought I'd bring out a woman to see if that's true.
From The Real, please welcome my friend,
the hilarious Loni Love.
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[MUSIC - LIZZO, "TRUTH HURTS"]
(RAPPING) Don't text me, tell it straight to my face.
Best friend sat me down in the salon chair.
Shampoo press, get you out of my hair.
Fresh photos with the bomb lighting.
New man on the Minnesota Vikings.
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting.
Loni Love.
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Loni, it's so good to have you here again.
Thank you for inviting me.
This is so much fun.
Thank you very much.
And before we even get into the things can
we just give it up for how amazing Loni looks right now?
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Oh, you're so sweet!
I see you in the animal print, Loni.
I see what you doing.
Now, Loni, I thought we'd go through some topics
and do a little he said, she said.
OK.
He said.
She said.
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Wow.
OK.
Why is he said, she said?
Why is the he first?
I think the she should be first because its ladies first.
Right, ladies?
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She said, he said.
Wow.
Thank you.
That's--
Yes.
Thank you to the producers, Mary, Anne, and Andy.
The three wise producers.
All right.
Wow.
OK.
Yes.
We are off to a great start.
OK.
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OK.
So now we also have a move on button
that we can push when we want to move on to another subject.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, if I talk too much.
Right?
- Like that.
You just get a little--
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Oh.
OK.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Well let's get to it.
OK.
All right.
So, here's the first topic.
Are there too many anniversaries?
You know what I'm saying?
Like you and your boyfriend, do you celebrate your year
anniversary, and then the anniversary of when you first
met, and then when y'all got physical, and then, you know--
Yeah.
Yes.
That's the anniversary I really like.
Oh, is that the one?
You know what I'm saying?
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Is that the stand out one?
I celebrate all the anniversaries.
I celebrate when we first met online, when we first
met each other face to face, when
we had our first dinner, when we had our first kiss,
when we had our first, yeah, tap it.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Wow.
Nothing is wrong with that.
You know.
OK.
Do you celebrate like that?
I don't.
You know, we celebrate our year anniversary, like,
our marriage anniversary.
We recognize the first time that we came together, you know,
which is August 13th.
Shout out, Baby.
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OK.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Move on.
Moving on.
Well speaking of anniversaries, you usually give a gift.
Right?
Yes.
Who do you think gives better gifts, men or women?
Ah.
Listen, in my personal experiences I'm a have to say
women.
Like, my wife--
That's right.
--trumps me on gifts.
Yes.
I'm just saying.
I agree.
It's not that we don't care it's just y'all pay such attention
to detail.
Yeah, that's right.
You know, it's just it's amazing.
That's right.
It's really good.
So we can move on from that.
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Wow.
OK.
Thank you.
That's it.
Yes.
OK.
Did you give, because you're having
a baby-- he's having a baby.
Thank you very much.
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A new one.
Are you going to get Allison a push present?
OK.
You know what a push present is, right?
I do know what a push present is.
Do y'all know what a push present is?
What is a push present?
Do you know?
Are you familiar with this?
So a push present, as I understand it,
is a gift for pushing the baby out.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yes, that's something that we do because you
know what, women deserve gifts.
Like I said, we like to celebrate anniversaries.
We deserve having a whole human in us, you need to push it out,
you give that baby a gift.
Now, what are you getting her?
You know what, I am open to suggestions.
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All right.
Now this is something I really wanted to talk
about now: interracial dating.
Now I saw a post that you put up that you were receiving
a little bit of heat for interracial dating. what's
happening?
Well, OK.
First of all, if people know me, I
have always been very hidden about who I was dating.
You know, I think people were worried.
I think they thought that I was lonely.
And so then I finally decided to show who my boyfriend was
and he happened to be white.
Now 95% of the people, supportive.
They were great.
It's that 5%, you know.
And as human beings, you know, that 5%
for some reason we look at the negative.
And we don't concentrate on a 95, we concentrate on the five.
What I've learned to do is concentrate on that 95%.
Because let me tell y'all something, life is short,
love who you want to love, be with who you want to be with,
and be happy.
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Yeah.
So--
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Now do you get heat because Allison-- see,
this is the thing.
Allison is white, but I just look at her as Allison.
Exactly.
I don't see a color but do you get heat for it?
I have gotten some heat, but it's that same situation.
It's just that that little percent that has something
to say but sometimes it seems like they ring the loudest.
But again, it's the reminder of the people
that actually matter, like your family, and your friends.
They see her as just Allison.
Right?
And you know what we're going to say to them haters?
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Moving on.
Move on.
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Wow.
Love it.
OK.
I have a question.
Who do you think argues the most, men or women?
And what do we argue about the most?
Who do I think argues the most?
Mm-hmm.
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Don't do it.
You better say you.
All right.
OK.
No.
I'm in a safe space.
I think women argue more.
I do.
I think women argue more because it's in conversation.
Right?
And this is something now I'm learning.
Listen, this is something that I'm learning.
This is something that I'm learning.
I used to argue to like end the conversation, right?
Rather than come to an understanding, right?
But now I see it is about understanding, and moving on,
and things can be found through conversation.
You feel me?
Do you know what I'm saying?
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Do I need to hit the move on button?
No.
I want to know what do you and Allison argue
about that's just ridiculous?
Just something ridiculous.
Ridiculous?
The thermostat temperature.
Ah.
You all know what I'm talking about.
Right?
OK.
You know what I argue about the most with James?
What?
Is toilet paper.
The placement of the toilet paper, because I'm a top.
He's a bottom.
There's no other way than top.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to have to--
Thank you.
There's no other way than top.
We agree on something.
Yeah.
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