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FELICIA DAY: Hey everybody.
Guess where I am?
Eh?
And what did I do here?
Well, let's give you some video.
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FELICIA DAY: Man Codex.
-Hi.
FELICIA DAY: OK, I'm here with Ben, and he's going to teach
me Australian.
Ben, what's a word in Australian that I don't know?
BEN: It's a word for hick-- bogan.
B-O-G-A-N.
FELICIA DAY: Use it in a sentence.
BEN: That guy's a bogan.
FELICIA DAY: Wow.
People say
Look what I'm going to try, guys.
Vegemite.
Toast, butter.
Is this thin enough?
It's like the cancer part of buttered popcorn.
Hey, this is Katy Ward.
And, Katy, can you teach me some Australian?
KATY: It's Speedos.
Speedos on a guy.
But in Australia, we call them budgy smugglers.
It's like somebody put a budgerigar in the Speedos.
FELICIA DAY: Can you guys visualize that?
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FELICIA DAY: I'm here at the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary.
And I am going to go see some koalas and animals, et cetera.
More than one animal.
And the koalas are smaller than this guy.
I hope.
[INAUDIBLE].
Dingoes would never eat a baby, OK?
-A dingo ate my baby.
FELICIA DAY: No.
Dingo would never eat a baby.
These are very polite dingoes.
Look how pretty this one is.
It's the Dark Knight of cockatoos.
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FELICIA DAY: OK.
I don't know if I like this animal.
But she does match my purse.
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FELICIA DAY: Oh wow, look at him.
His head is so big.
A mushroom goes into a bar.
And he's like, hey, I'd like a drink.
And the guy's like, we don't serve vegetables.
And then the mushroom says, I'm not a
vegetable, I'm a fungi.
Don't leave.
Why are you leaving?
It was decent, it was a good joke.
No?
You aren't going to laugh?
OK.
Doesn't have a sense of humor, this guy.
We're going to go feed the kangaroos now.
Little bit of this?
Little bit of that?
I'm petting a kangaroo.
What are you doing, dude?
Hello.
Excuse me, that was not meant for you.
It was meant for the kangaroo.
Rude.
Not invited.
Ow!
Get out of here.
Here.
Get the [BLEEP]
out of here.
[BLEEP]
[INAUDIBLE].
So I'm here with Robert.
Can you teach me some Australian?
ROBERT: One thing we notice when Americans visit Australia
is sometimes they say the word "Aussie" like "assy." "Assy"
in Australia has a different meaning.
If you did something very daring, like going bungee
jumping, your friends would go, oh, that was pretty assy.
So it's important if you're talking to Aussies to say
"Aussie" and not say "assy." Unless they are assy Aussies.
And that's a whole other thing.
FELICIA DAY: Awesome.
Or "ass-some."
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FELICIA DAY: I want to scream really loud right now.
But I don't want to disturb their baby koala.
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FELICIA DAY: So I'm here with Karen, who is the head koala
mistress of Lone Pine Sanctuary.
Hi.
What are five things people should know about koalas that
they might not know?
KAREN: Number one, they're not bears.
Can't call them koala bears.
They're actually marsupials.
And their baby's called a joey.
Because they're marsupials, their pregnancy is only just
over a month.
FELICIA DAY: Wow, humans wish that could happen, huh?
KAREN: That's right.
They spend between 18 and 20 hours a day sleeping.
FELICIA DAY: What?
KAREN: They have prints on their hands.
FELICIA DAY: You could have a koala criminal database.
KAREN: You could.
OK, now this little girl is called Theresa.
FELICIA DAY: I'm crying because it's so cute.
I'm touching a koala right now.
I can die happy.
This is the most amazing moment of my life.
Theresa, is this as beautiful for you as it is for me?
[INAUDIBLE].
Well, this has been awesome, but let's go see more of
Australia, huh?
This is going to be a hard act to follow.
So I'm here with Felicity.
Nice name.
And, Felicity, can you teach me some Australian?
FELICITY: If you were going to greet somebody, you might say,
g'day, Felicia, how you going?
It's like how are you doing?
You do, we go.
I guess Australians are always traveling.
FELICIA DAY: Oh, it's a walkabout thing.
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-[INAUDIBLE].
--generally climb the trees and you don't see much
[INAUDIBLE] until they get--
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FELICIA DAY: All right.
It's been an awesome trip.
Thank you to everybody in Australia who was
so lovely to meet.
I've picked up a little bit of an accent-- not.
I'm back to the States next week.
See you guys on Geek and Sundry.
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And bye!
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