*Absolute athlete doing exercise perfectly*
good run, good run, good run, right now for the all important Post Run selfie
oh hello there handsome
*Just drinking in all that handsome*
oh nice
*Who's this cute little fella*
*Bye*
don't tag me
what?
don't tag me in the photo
oh why not?
I wasn't ready I'll look hideous
oh no you look lovely, see?
I can't see, can you hold it closer
sure
move it deeper in into the burrow
DEEPER
deeper inside the burrow
NOOOoOOoOOOO
hey you took my phone
I don't like it I look awful
why not take another?
no I want to stay in my burrow
God damn it give me back my phone
I need to post
*burrow sounds*
I need to post
*Into the burrow*
*Well hello there beautiful*
We could try again
*Unconvinced moaning*
I'll take you to the photography studio
I think better stay down here in the dark
I can capture you in your best light
you should stay down here too
what do you think? be honest I'm hideous aren't I?
I must photograph you
*Snappy snaps*
nice
I think my eye was half closed in the last picture
which one?
huh?
it doesn't matter let's just keep going um say cheese
CHeEeEEeSe
*Struck by the all the beauty*
I'm not sure which is my best side
oh hang on uh you've got an eyelash on your cheek
what here?
uh no not-
here?
no
here?
uh no
Here?
no
Here?
no
Here?
no
Here?
I'll just get that
let me see
oh my God
I'm (you're) beautiful
*Romance builds*
and that's the story of how I met your mum and how we came to live in this burrow
oh is it finished?!
it is but now it's time for your beddy
oh but I don't want
to oh come now you cheeky little Abomination
*cute little wheeze*
come on bedtime for you
H hello I'm here to do another rap to quickly thank a lot of new Patriots so um
okay thank you for listening to my rap oh okay thank you bye