well the weird strange things that people are interested in
oh what do you think UFOs yes I think he's saying UFOs
straight away straight away UFO what were the unidentified flying object
I've also unidentified flying as soon as they identify it then it's just a
flying object and then if it lands it's just a no
you believe in UFOs don't you yeah I think yeah I've seen them
you've seen them what did you see when you saw them we'll see UFO didn't know
you know I don't know what it was but it was flying about it weren't any cop so
it won a plane it was a good boat could have been a kite might have been a kite
I think it's ridiculous to think we're the only things out there and it's impressive if we are no
I mean we're the most intelligent things out there well not useless
[Laughter] miles do you believe in aliens uh I'm not I'm not sure I'm just not impressed by
the fact that UFOs tend to be sources you just think they evolve in summer if you think about
you know the changes that for instance the potato peeler has gone through in that time
sort of Imagine things from another planet might have developed their means of getting
around a little bit more it's the fact that when they get here they always probe us and
have sex with this makes me think they probably come all the time but we're just like Marbella
take your pro
I think I've got little dogs that I bought recently and we bring them to the vet about
once every three weeks and can't the vet as soon as he sees my dogs just goes better put
my finger up his bum it must be a similar kind of thing maybe they're just a higher
life form they're trying to look out for us take the V off vet you've got E.T yeah
if aliens do land I'd quite like to be the person that greets them off the spaceship [Laughter]
I'd actually make a very good Ambassador for the planet actually Jimmy what would
you say well for a start on polite I'd lay on a buffet
um and my mum's got a car so I have the knee driving about
happy to do it you do have the luck of someone who's been abducted
your type No One Believes us there's something I was thinking is if you had been abducted
you can't prove it can you no I can't you can only say you've been a doctor you went to America and
you you probably went in and saw footage of these I want to see if these are called Stan
romanik right who's been abducted since he was a kid I said you're talking about this no it's
interesting and he's been abducted since he was a kid and he showed me some mad [ __ ] all right
what did he show you because I saw the dog he showed me an alien poking his head for a winter
that I want to say come on what can you say pop this little nut up over the window had a
look at him he screams he shot me another one with what was the other one everyone was in
his kitchen this one and you see its fingers come around the door frame right long fingers
right like they're coming and then it's you know it's got a massive nap this one
bigger than the other way right and then what did it say anything did it have a message
okay well let's have a look and see if UFOs are up there the number one thing
yes UFOs I almost found myself surrounded by these strange misshapen humanoids I didn't know what to
say so I just said the first thing that popped into my head hello Norwich [Music] [Applause]
thank you
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