What's up everybody Rob here you're watching another episode of man vs bowl
unofficially the longest-running bowl making DIY show on youtube! I have made a
sh*t-ton of bowls on this channel this is my life's work this is my contribution to the United States of the planet, it is also
Super Bowl
weekend which I don't give a sh*t about but now gives me creative license to make a giant bowl of
cereal this is also a perfect project for this week because Corinne doesn't usually allow me to buy
sh*tty sugary sweet cereals but guess what? she's out of town
she's out of town
on a yoga meditation retreat which I was invited to but I said
absolutely not
Because this week I'm staying here make the biggest. Goddamn
Bowl of edible cereal that you've ever f*cking seen. So I went to the store and holy
sh*t
Have you gone down a cereal aisle
lately
I haven't you probably have but I freaked the f**k out when I went down that aisle when you're an adult one day you can do
this too you could literally walk down the cereal aisle and buy every single box that you want. I look like a f**king
Straight-up crazy person pushing this cart around the store you know it also makes you look a little nuts
buying a bowl this f*cking big I can curl up and take a little f**king nap in this thing
Put one of those in there. Got a little pillow
oh Yeah, this is nice.
Okay maybe not they got dippin dots f**king cereal. Donettes
thousands of little donuts in a bowl that you can eat in the morning
F**king churros, peanut butter cocoa pebbles brand-new I got all of them and my favorites, it's kind of god damn
control or am I out of control I don't know recipe wise this is what
I'm thinking I'm gonna take a rice krispies treats recipe that way I can just take all the cereals mix them up throw some
marshmallows in them melt them down and then form them inside the stupid size Bowl cool it and then throw
in some melted chocolate to kind of seal things up so that way you can actually consume
cereal out of it all right now we just take all and we just throw them all in Cap'n Crunch oh god damn
fruity pebbles do you even know who the Flintstones are oh that's looking
delicious cocoa pebbles hands-down my favorite cereal yeah
yeah peanut butter cocoa pebbles don't mind if I do
got this variety box here throw some churros in there some donettes mix all that in sh*t I don't even know how much
cereal I need for this project
all right now that all this is mixed, I'm taking it out of the bowl and back into the goddamn boxes that I threw around
now I just find this thing with some plastic wrap grease it up, plastic it up
Feels good to me now that this is finished I'm melting six tablespoons of butter and six cups of marshmallows
and then six cups of cereal and if anyone's keeping track out there that sounds like the goddamn mark of death coincidence
look at all that
gooeyness
it's really hot I know it's really hot I know it's f**king probably really stupid to eat this but that is oh my god Oh
That is delicious
perfect consistency
Let's put it in the bowl now I'm just taking it and I'm
just putting it right down in the middle I'm gonna start a base with it you want to dish that out kind of
fast because it's gonna cool hmm
F**king hot, now you want to start compacting it together to create a mass and you just do this I don't know
enough content until everything melts together and you have a giant bowl full
It's hot it's the next iteration of crack cocaine
I've just discovered that. After enough times of doing this this honestly doesn't even taste sweet anymore
it almost comes together like a fine cheese which is crazy to even say out loud I'm
f**king losing my mind over here god damn I didn't include an ingredient in here f**king elbow grease
Jesus this is some f**king work going on with the next layer
every f**king time building up the sides here
a bit that my friends is about done. That's a giant f**king bowl of cereal right there next step some chocolate gets
melted and then you just mix this up till it forms a nice little chocolate sauce.
We're gonna create a layer now on top of this that's like a base as a seal here we go yeah
Now we're spreading the f**king news
whew this is a f**king
workout that looks pretty f*cking dumb to me I'm taking this outside to cool overnight
Because it's getting late and then tomorrow morning you and me we're gonna have a big f**king super bowl of cereal.
you ready for this it's the next day
I've left this thing sitting outside all night long look at that that's a thing of beauty right there
that's hard I'm assuming that at this point I just flip it over. Jesus Christ
Right here goes nothing. Oh I can hear it oh god
F**k yeah oh my god
Thats a thing of beauty god damn
Hallelujah
Yeah are you ready this is it a big turn. Oh, my god we did it. Oh we did it holy. Sh*t
This is the f**king stupidest thing I've ever made on this channel look at all those different
f**king
cereals in there you know when you go to like a museum and you see pots and bowls from ancient civilizations this is
just as good and this thing weighs I don't even know how much I'm actually gonna get a scale and we're gonna weigh this f**king
thing this thing weighs in at approximately
18 pounds holy sh*t to give you a little size comparison
this is just a regular
Bowl I don't know how much f**king milk I'm gonna need I don't even know if I have enough cereal left to be quite honest
Grab your spoons everybody we're gonna be making a little mix out of all of our favorites here get the dippin dots
in there yeah yeah
yeah fruity pebbles sprinkle some of those churros in there this is a goddamn dream come true is what it is that is a
f**king bowl of cereal holy sh*t
Oh!
that is a combination I mean this looks amazing
right now but it all comes down to seeing whether or not it holds milk oh sh*t here it goes
Oh God
Oh God, I don't know!
Is this bowl even going to support this much f**king milk? here what do you think is that enough milk that's a willy wonka
sh*t right there
Is anything coming through there's nothing coming through that oh?
My god this is holdin up which means I don't have to worry about it mmm
Oh goddamn look at you there's nothing bad about this this is a big moment I already ate in dinner hmm
It's like a sea of cereal literally like there are like full-on f**king pirates in this thing waves. Ahoy!
talk about some ASMR you want to get in on that everybody be quiet
You like that don't you you would like that you sick f**ks
Okay, all right all right enough you definitely have to eat it pretty quick because it starts to get soggy then you get a little bit
of the ball oh
Oh!
That's heaven oh my god this is a cereal blend for the ages. This is where it's at.
We f**king did it!
We did it I did it I did it for you you want to try a little bit of this right there
Yeah right. Oh show me crunchy. Thats a lot of little cereal, a lot of sugar, Oh
you ever reached the point in cereal when you eat so much of it that the roof of your mouth feels like razor blades
I f**king hate that
but you just keep on keep on eating anyways it's terrible
mmm, so bad
So good
Speaking about de
monetization we joke about it a lot but it is a super serious
conspiracy that affects each and every single one of us a lot of you have suggested that we start a patreon but YouTube
actually just started a similar memberships program that a lot of creators are starting to get into because they offer on platform
perks which is kinda interesting. We're gonna test it out but by no means are we asking or demanding it of you to join
Nothing to get a change around here there's gonna be an upload every week whether you like it or not if you're not getting out
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mmm marshmallow, where'd you come from
mmm
ooh is that a churro!